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Stocking Fillers

Time to find out who’s naughty or nice… Obviously we all know the Big Man is responsible for stuffing your stocking but this selection is just in case he needs a little help! Browse all our handpicked, silly little gifts, from festive food & drink to pocket-sized books, ideal for fitting in a stocking and making a loved one smile on Christmas morning!

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Sweary Socks. Take a look at this fabulous Scribbler favourite that your friends and family will love. Treat them (or yourself) to something special for their birthday.

Sweary Socks

£5.99

The classic chocolate bar!. Milk chocolate 32%. 180g of deliciousness. 100% slave free product. Suitable for vegetarians. Tony's are crazy about chocolate and serious about people, this is why the Dutch company's main mission is to produce 100% slave free and Fairtrade chocolate! This classic milk chocolate bar is as irresistible as it looks - the original Tony's Chocolonely bar, it's been enjoyed since 2005. Please be aware that this chocolate is not suitable for vegans, and may contain traces of gluten, eggs, peanuts and other nuts. This would make a mouth-watering stocking filler for someone with a sweet tooth (who doesn't like chocolate at ?) or why not just treat yourself!

Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate

£4.50

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For when you don't have the patience or consciousness to deal with people. Great for long trips. Perfect gift for that grump in your life. Great for . You know all those annoying questions people ask when you're trying to sleep right - can I have this? Do you want that? How do I put this fire out? It's infuriating and we've decided to do something about it! Simply pop on the F-Off Eye Mask and let everyone know in plain English that you are not to be disturbed. Great for long journeys, nap times and (we think) the office, this eye mask is the ideal companion to get some peace and quiet. Made from the finest materials, this black design will keep out all light so you can rest and the expletives on the front do the rest for you, keeping those nagging questions and family at bay.

Fuck Off Eye Mask

£6.99

Pooey, these jokes STINK!. Pitiful puns. Crap wisecracks. Lame one-liners. …You get the idea!. Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To get over his disappointing summer! This Little Book Of Shit Jokes really does what it says on the tin. Make sure not to get your expectations too high cos it's filled from start to finish with complete stinkers that'll make you cry until you laugh! This ultimate collection of jokes that are so bad they're great is the perfect novelty gift for any fan of cringey puns or groan-worthy dad jokes. Carry it wherever you go for must-have ice-breakers to lighten up any occasion - like a lead balloon that is!

The Little Book Of Shit Jokes

£6.99

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The most popular chocolate bar in the Netherlands!. Milk caramel sea salt 32%. 180g of deliciousness. 100% slave free product. Suitable for vegetarians. Recently launched in the UK, Tony's are crazy about chocolate and serious about people. This is why the Dutch company's main mission is to produce 100% slave free and Fairtrade chocolate! This milk chocolate bar filled with crunchy caramel and a touch of sea salt is as irresistible as it looks -it's officially the most popular bar in the Netherlands for a reason. Please be aware that this chocolate is not suitable for vegans, and may contain traces of gluten, eggs, peanuts and other nuts. This would make a mouth-watering stocking filler for someone with a sweet tooth (who doesn't like chocolate at ?) or why not just treat yourself!

Tony's Chocolonely Milk Caramel Sea Salt

£4.50

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Massive Cock Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Massive Cock Socks

£5.99

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Do you have feet? Do you love cock? Then what more could you want?! Socks that state the obvious. Unisex, adult size 6-11 I'M A RAY OF SUNSHINE SOCKS For that shining, happy, positive friend of yours. Or the miserable sod in the office – your choice. Unisex, adult size 6-11

I Love Cock Socks

£5.99

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I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks

£5.99

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Cats, cats, cats across the board! Great gift for a cat lover Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 If she thinks that cats are better than people then what better gift could you give her than these cute blue and pink socks sporting her favourite animal! Whether she’s a self-proclaimed crazy cat lady or completely in denial, she’ll love this fun design – just as long as her cats don’t get hold of them! These socks are seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least one feline-obsessed lady who deserves these humourous socks in her life.

Cat Lady Socks

£5.99

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See you next Tuesday… Seriously rude gift for your favourite cunt Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 If they’re cunt and proud of it, send them the rudest gift you can find with these blue and white socks that’ll label them for the whole world to see. Perfect for a foul-mouthed friend with a wicked sense of humour and a fondness for the c-word! It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this explicit design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these outrageously offensive socks in their life and would relish in raising eyebrows wherever they went.

Cunt Socks

£5.99

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Youre The Tits Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Youre The Tits Socks

£5.99

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Fuck Off Smiley Face Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Fuck Off Smiley Face Socks

£5.99

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Big gay socks for your big gay friend! Or a nice, soft, colourful treat for you own big, gay feet. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Big Gay Socks

£5.99

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>WE MEAN THE BIRD!!! We're not always rude, you know! Keep your feet toasty with a cute little Blue Tit! Unisex, adult size 6-11 BELLEND SOCKS If there are no other words to describe someone other than ‘bellend', then what a perfect gift these socks will make. Let's face it – we ALL know at least 5 people these would be perfect for. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Nice Tits Socks

£5.99

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