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At Scribbler, we want to give the people what they want God dammit, which is why these unique gifts were created in-house by our own brilliant designers – just for you! That’s right: you won’t find these anywhere else. So what are you waiting for?
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Big gay socks for your big gay friend! Or a nice, soft, colourful treat for you own big, gay feet. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Big Gay Socks

£5.99

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Massive Cock Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Massive Cock Socks

£5.99

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Do you have feet? Do you love cock? Then what more could you want?! Socks that state the obvious. Unisex, adult size 6-11   I'M A RAY OF SUNSHINE SOCKS For that shining, happy, positive friend of yours. Or the miserable sod in the office – your choice. Unisex, adult size 6-11

I Love Cock Socks

£5.99

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See you next Tuesday…
Seriously rude gift for your favourite cunt
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

If they’re cunt and proud of it, send them the rudest gift you can find with these blue and white socks that’ll label them for the whole world to see. Perfect for a foul-mouthed friend with a wicked sense of humour and a fondness for the c-word!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this explicit design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these outrageously offensive socks in their life and would relish in raising eyebrows wherever they went.

Cunt Socks

£5.99

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Sham-rock their socks off!
Your new lucky charm
Great gift for a loved one
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

100% luck increase guaranteed. For best results never take them off.
Perfect for all occasions, send these fun blue and pink socks, complete with cute four-leaved clover design to someone who could use a little confidence boost!
It takes a certain sense of style (and desperation) for a person to strut their stuff in this jazzy design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least a few people who deserve a bit more luck in their life!

Lucky Socks

£5.99

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Did someone say lads on tour? Seeing as this beach towel already comes with "patches", what's the harm in adding a few more holiday souvenirs of your own, ey? *Cum stains included. ** Not real cum stains, we're not animals.  Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Cum Patch Beach Towel

£17.99

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The planet’s great but their bum’s even better…
Great gift for an aspiring astronomer
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Q: Does this joke ever get old? A: No.
Send your lover these blue and grey, space-themed socks with a pun as old as time and get ready to boldly go where no man has ever gone before!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this rude design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least one special person who deserves these naughty, out of this world socks in their life!

I Like Uranus Socks

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Clean Hands Dirty Mind. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Clean Hands Dirty Mind

£3.50

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I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks

£5.99

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I Love Spreadsheets Mug. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I Love Spreadsheets Mug

£7.99

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Ru Sashay Away To Do List. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Ru Sashay Away To Do List

£4.99

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Cute socks with a little sausage dog motif.  Great gifts to express your true ‘long time' love.  Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane.  Unisex size 6-11. Don't say it with flowers this year… be original and declare your love in these Scribbler exclusive socks, an ideal gift for that special person in your life that has everything apart from these socks!

Long Time Socks

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The perfect gift for someone who bloody hates their job and doesn't care who knows it! This A5 softback notebook is perfect bound and contains high quality lined paper.

I Hate My Job Notebook

£5.99

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Hot Dog Pin Badge. This adorable enamel pin badge is a Scribbler exclusive product and the perfect gift for showing a special someone some puppy love! Ideal for pinning to bags and clothing, this little sausage will melt the heart of any Dachshund super fan.

Hot Dog Pin Badge

£4.99

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I Love Spreadsheets Coaster. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I Love Spreadsheets Coaster

£3.75

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Give Corona the middle finger on your eventual first trip abroad post-Lockdown Gifts. Live your best life with this beach towel and a new found appreciation for package holidays. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Fuck Covid Beach Towel

£17.99

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