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At Scribbler, we want to give the people what they want God dammit, which is why these unique gifts were created in-house by our own brilliant designers – just for you! That’s right: you won’t find these anywhere else. So what are you waiting for?
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Do you have feet? Do you love cock? Then what more could you want?! Socks that state the obvious. Unisex, adult size 6-11 I'M A RAY OF SUNSHINE SOCKS For that shining, happy, positive friend of yours. Or the miserable sod in the office – your choice. Unisex, adult size 6-11

I Love Cock Socks

£5.99

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>WE MEAN THE BIRD!!! We're not always rude, you know! Keep your feet toasty with a cute little Blue Tit! Unisex, adult size 6-11 BELLEND SOCKS If there are no other words to describe someone other than ‘bellend', then what a perfect gift these socks will make. Let's face it – we ALL know at least 5 people these would be perfect for. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Nice Tits Socks

£5.99

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Spoilt Bitch Flat Wrap

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Massive Cock Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Massive Cock Socks

£5.99

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Well rub me all over and call me Sandra - what a great towel! Get close and personal with this cheeky beach towel. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Rub Me All Over Beach Towel

£17.99

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I guess I kinda like the way it helps me escape! So, before you go (on holiday) don't forget the Lewis Capaldi inspired beach towel to get you through it all. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Capoliday Beach Towel

£17.99

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Jizz Socks

£5.99

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Dog Crazy Socks

£5.99

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Taste Like Strawberry Socks

£5.99

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Orange really is the new black, right Trump? Take a leaf out of Donalds's book (but please don't ingest bleach) and use this beach towel to make your tan great again! Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Make Your Sun Tan Great Again Beach Towel

£17.99

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Cats, cats, cats across the board! Great gift for a cat lover Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 If she thinks that cats are better than people then what better gift could you give her than these cute blue and pink socks sporting her favourite animal! Whether she’s a self-proclaimed crazy cat lady or completely in denial, she’ll love this fun design – just as long as her cats don’t get hold of them! These socks are seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least one feline-obsessed lady who deserves these humourous socks in her life.

Cat Lady Socks

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Fair skin and a *hint* of red in your hair? Sounds like you're a wee bit peely-wally there pal! Who're you kidding? Slap on the factor 50 and hide under a parasol with this Lewis Capaldi inspired beach towel. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Never Getting A Tan Beach Towel

£17.99

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Virus repelling socks Perfect gift for a quarantine queen or king Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 Unfortunately these socks aren’t actually proven to repel coronavirus but worth a try right? Over 2 years into the pandemic and we’re so ready to say goodbye to Covid-19 it’s unreal. Send a loved one the best gift you can find with these novelty yellow and purple socks and give coronavirus the middle finger once and for all! It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this rude design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few unlucky people who would agree with this sentiment entirely and can rock these socks in isolation!

Fuck Covid Socks

£5.99

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If it's ok for Dominic Cummings to go to Durham in the middle of Lockdown Gifts, surely it's ok for you to go to the beach?! That's always essential in my book. If anyone asks, you just wanted to check your hearing. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Essential Trip Beach Towel

£17.99

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What a scorcher! As Brits, it really doesn't take much to encourage us to get our kit off. Bronze your back (side) on this very cheeky beach towel. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Sun Out Bum Out Beach Towel

£17.99

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You know what they say about foot size… Unique gift with a positive message Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 You know what they say… Size isn’t everything! No matter what size their feet, send them the top tier gift of a pair of blue and yellow novelty socks, perfect for all occasions. It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this quirky design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these cheeky, colourful socks in their life!

Size Doesnt Matter Socks

£5.99

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Did some say Brit abroad? Let everyone know you're officially on your holibobs in case they couldn't already tell from your red skin, sh*t tan lines and permanent alcoholic beverage in hand. Made from_. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

I'm On Me Holibobs Beach Towel

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Sun, sea and a splash of sarcasm. A beach towel either for someone with a dry sense of humour, or a genuine workaholic who's allergic to fun. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Fuck Holidays Beach Towel

£17.99

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This rather moist beach towel is like Marmite. If you're one of those people who has a visceral response to the word moist, then you're either going to really love or really hate it. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Rather Moist Beach Towel

£17.99

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Meet your spirit animal! Seriously sassy gift for a badass bitch Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 Who let the Queen out? Who, who, who, who? Send a loved one the best gift you can find with these yellow and blue socks sporting one fabulous Frenchie! The perfect prezzie for a dog lover who is unique, chic and doesn’t give a f*ck. Someone oozing with confidence and bad bitch energy would love to strut their stuff in this iconic design. They’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these funky n fabulous socks to spice up their life!

Fab Bitch Socks

£5.99

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