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Christmas Gifts

Ho ho ho! Scribbler’s Little Helpers have been slaving away in the workshop all year to bring you the cheekiest, quirkiest and most unique Christmas presents. Whether you’re looking for something out of the box to surprise a loved one, or you want some cool ideas for your own Christmas List, you can browse our full collection of festive gifts right here!

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I Love Spreadsheets Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I Love Spreadsheets Socks

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An unforgettable smooth, aromatic vodka bursting with citrus zest and fresh herbal notes.<br /><br />Created by multi-awarded master distiller Sion Edwards, new One Vodka features One Gin's signature botanical of fresh sage, plus beautiful zesty citrus notes and a subtle hint of vanilla.<br /><br />One Vodka is bottled at 40%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free.

One Vodka

£35.00

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler Christmas gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Festive Sausage Dog Socks

£5.99

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler Christmas gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Tinsel Tits Socks

£5.99

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Scribbler exclusive Christmas socks A great Secret Santa gift Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 These brand-new white and red Christmas themed socks make a humorous edition to gift giving this year. Give them something that will make them laugh out loud with these rude, funny socks. You won�t find socks quite like these anywhere else

Shit Xmas Gift Socks

£5.99

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A comical twist on a card game classic. Great for adults (only) looking to have a f*cking good time. Easy to play. Attractive and bold designs. 2+ players. Looking for a quick game of something easy, fun and a bit naughty? Then this foul-mouthed version of the classic game snap is a great game to add to the roster. With it's beautifully designed cards showcasing some of the best dirty words out there, this version of snap will get all participants laughing.

Swear Snap

£6.99

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<p>Introducing Black Lines Negroni - the Judi Dench of the cocktail world; short, strong, a timeless classic. A true gem of the cocktail world.</p><ul> <li> EAST LONDON GIN </li> <li>CAMPARI </li> <li>SPANISH SWEET VERMOUTH</li></ul><p>18.8% ABVEach bottle is 500ML, containing 5 serves at 100ML.</p><p>The Black Lines Negroni contains Sulphites. It is Gluten Free and Dairy Free.</p>

Negroni Cocktail

£24.00

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<p>Experience Double The Delight With Stormtrooper Beers Craft Lager Gift Set.</p><p>This Two Can Do It pack is the perfect gift for craft beer enthusiasts and Star Wars fans alike.</p><p>It features two exceptionally tasty 330 ml cans of 5% ABV Lightspeed Pilsner, paired with a tactical drinking chalice and elegantly presented in a durable and eye-catching gift pack. 2 x 330 ml cans of Lightspeed Pilsner (5% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 384 ml / 13.5 fl. oz.</p><p>Original Stormtrooper toughened Craft Ale Glass with front and back print &amp; nucleation</p><p>Contains allergens - Malted barley and wheat </p><p>Keep cold, drink fresh </p><p>Brewed by Vocation Brewery</p>

Lightspeed Pilsner Beer Gift Pack

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Feeling cheeky? Iconic Bad Santa design Cracking Christmas pressie Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 Guess who's been naughty this year&hellip; Who wouldn't be over the moon to receive this booty-ful present at Christmas? Send the top tier gift of a pair of blue and red socks covered in Santa's arse &ndash; it doesn't get more festive than that! The perfect stocking filler or Secret Santa, they're seriously comfy and will keep most adult's toes cosy and warm. We're sure you can think of a Scrooge who deserves these rude, novelty socks in their life &ndash; they may even crack a smile! New In

Merry Kiss My Ass Socks

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<p>This wonderfully crisp, award winning (Silver at The Gin Masters) fragrant gin is the perfect balance of juniper, fresh sage and crisp russet apple. </p><p>Tapping into the current trend for flavoured gins, but without creating an overly sweet gin, One Gin use the oil from the pip of the russet apple to deliver crisp apple freshness distilled as a London Dry.<br /><br />One Gin is bottled at 43%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free</p>

One Gin Crisp Apple

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<ul> <li>Guaranteed happy feet &amp; happy days!</li> <li>Limited edition TRIP CBD gift set</li> <li>Includes wild mint CBD oil &amp; a pair of stylish socks</li> <li>Beautifully presented gift box</li> <li>Ultimate feel-good gift for him!</li></ul><p>Boy, have we got a treat for your feet and your soul! We present to you the limited edition TRIP Socks &amp; CBD Oil Gift Set - for happy feet and happy days! This thoughtful gift is a match made in heaven that'll have you walking on cloud nine while reaching new heights of relaxation.</p><p>First up, we have the cosiest 'Happy Days' socks.&nbsp;Slip these bad boys on and you'll feel like you're walking on marshmallow clouds while wearing a hug on your feet! Made from high quality, organic cotton, these white and blue, ribbed socks give stylish, sporty and retro vibes that'll really elevate your sock game. It's pure comfort, style, and a whole lot of swagger, all rolled into one fabulous pair!<br /><br />But wait, there's more! Paired with the stylish socks is our trusty sidekick: TRIP Wild Mint CBD Oil. This liquid enchantment is like a calming hug for your entire being. Packed with premium CBD goodness, it's the ultimate elixir to melt away stress&nbsp;Simply place a few drops of CBD oil under your tongue and hold for a minute before swallowing - happy days!<br /><br />Imagine the scene:&nbsp;You slip on your socks, open your TRIP WIld Mint CBD Oil, and embark on a journey of relaxation and bliss. Whether you're settling in for a cosy night on the sofa, enjoying a self-care Sunday, or simply need an escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, this gift set is your golden ticket to tranquility. </p><p>From the CBD aficionado to the sock lover, the TRIP Socks &amp; CBD Oil Gift Set is the perfect pressie for that special someone in your life who deserves a little pampering and a whole lot of "me time."&nbsp;You don't even need to wrap this one - it's presented beautifully in a matching, cloud-covered gift box and tied with a bow for good measure!<br /><br />Don't miss out on this epic combo of comfort and relaxation. Get your hands (and feet) on this fab gift set 'cos it's time to put your feet up, kick back, and let the TRIP begin!&nbsp;</p><p><strong>This set contains one bottle of 1000MG Wild Mint CBD Oil and one pair of 'Happy Days' socks.</strong></p><p><strong>A full dropper contains approx. 20 drops and 66 MG CBD (STRONG).&nbsp;</strong><strong>Not suitable for children or pregnant women. Zero THC.</strong></p>

TRIP Socks & CBD Oil Gift Set

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<p>Introducing Black Lines Margarita Cocktail&nbsp; - Born in Mexico. Raised in California. </p><p>A modern classic with a kick.</p><ul> <li>LOS ARCOS</li> <li>AGAVE</li> <li>LIME</li> <li>CHILLI&nbsp;</li></ul><p>12.7% ABV Each bottle is 500ML, containing 5 serves at 100ML.</p><p>Spicy Tommy's Margarita contains no allergens. It is Gluten Free and Dairy Free.&nbsp;</p>

Spicy Tommys Margarita Cocktail

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<p>Discover the world of s'mores with our irresistible Marshmallow S'mores Gift Set. If you're wondering what a s'more is, it's a delectable snack that combines a perfectly toasted marshmallow, decadent chocolate, and a crisp biscuit.<br />Naked Marshmallows marshmallow s'mores gift sets are the ultimate indulgence, whether you're gifting them to a loved one or savouring them as your well-deserved treat.<br /><br />CONTENTS<br />- Handmade Gourmet Marshmallows<br />Enjoy the delightful Vanilla Bean flavour, carefully crafted by skilled confectioners. <br />- Marshmallow Toaster<br />Elevate your marshmallow toasting experience with our renowned marshmallow toaster. Specially designed for precision toasting, it ensures your marshmallows are perfectly golden brown and irresistibly gooey on the inside.<br />- Bamboo Skewer Set<br />Made from sustainable bamboo, these skewers are sturdy, eco-friendly, and designed for safe marshmallow roasting over an open flame.<br />-Milk Chocolate Thins<br />Made with premium Belgium milk chocolate, these thins make for a perfect s'mores adventure.<br />-16 Signature Biscuits<br />Sandwich your gooey marshmallow and chocolate thin between two delicious biscuits to make the perfect s'more!<br />- Signature Gift Box<br />Our elegantly designed signature gift box adds a touch of sophistication. Crafted with attention to detail, it not only protects the contents but also makes for a memorable presentation.<br />- Full-Color Sleeve with Illustrated S'mores Guide<br />This comprehensive guide provides step-by-step instructions for achieving the perfect s'mores, ensuring your enjoyment from the first bite to the last.</p><p ><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Naked Marshmallow and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp;</strong><br />INGREDIENTS:<br />Vanilla Bean: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Vanilla Extract (1.4%), Salt. Chocolate Squares: Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring). Contains: Min. Cocoa Solids: 34%, Min. Milk Solids: 22%. S'mores Biscuits: Flour, (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Palm Oil (From Sustainable and Certified Plantations), Sugar, Wholemeal Wheat Flour, Invert Sugar Syrup (Sugar Syrup, Cane Molasses), Salt, Raising Agent: Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Acid: Malic Acid.</p>

S'mores Gift Set

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<ul> <li>Guaranteed good nights &amp; happy days!</li> <li>Limited edition TRIP CBD gift set</li> <li>Includes orange blossom CBD oil &amp; silky eye mask</li> <li>Beautifully presented gift box</li> <li>Ultimate feel-good gift for her!</li></ul><p>Calling all tired souls and restless dreamers! We present to you the limited edition TRIP Sleep Mask &amp; CBD Oil Gift Set - for good nights and happy days! This thoughtful gift is a match made in heaven that will send your loved one off to dreamland in style and serenity.</p><p>First up, we have the silky soft 'Easy Dreaming' eye mask. Made from the softest, cloud-like materials, this pretty, pale blue sleep mask will make you feel like you're floating away to the land of uninterrupted Z's. It's the blackout curtain your eyes have been yearning for, presented in a gorgeous drawstring gift bag.<br /><br />But wait, there's more! Paired with the dreamy eye mask is our trusty sidekick: TRIP Orange Blossom CBD Oil. This liquid wizardry is here to bring calmness and tranquility to your restless mind. Crafted from the finest CBD extracts, it's like a lullaby in a bottle, lulling you into a state of pure relaxation. Simply place a few drops of CBD oil under your tongue and hold for a minute before swallowing - happy days!<br /><br />Imagine the scene: You slip on your plush eye mask, block out the world, and embark on a sensory journey of relaxation. As the Orange Blossom CBD Oil works its magic, you'll feel the weight of the day melt away, replaced by the gentle embrace of tranquility. It's a dream duo that will leave you snoozing in no time! </p><p>Whether you're traveling to dreamy destinations or simply seeking solace in the comfort of your own bed, the TRIP Sleep Mask &amp; CBD Oil Gift Set is the perfect pressie for insomniacs, nap enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a little TLC! You don't even need to wrap this one - it's presented beautifully in a matching, cloud-covered gift box and tied with a bow for good measure!<br /><br />Say goodbye to tossing and turning 'cos it's time to catch those Z's like a boss and wake up feeling like a million bucks!</p><p><strong>This set contains one bottle of 1000MG Orange Blossom CBD Oil and one 'Easy Dreaming' eye mask.</strong></p><p><strong>A full dropper contains approx. 20 drops and 66 MG CBD (STRONG).&nbsp;</strong><strong>Not suitable for children or pregnant women. Zero THC.</strong></p>

TRIP Sleep Mask & CBD Oil Gift Set

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Perfect gift for potty mouthed friends and relatives. 100 cards to &lsquo;guide' you through your travels. The filthiest swear words and insults in every language. Ages 18+. Well you don't want to be that person who always goes abroad and can't communicate with the locals, do you? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world. Ever wondered how to say &lsquo;Suck my balls bitch' in Nepali? Well here is your chance to learn how to be unbelievably rude to anyone and everyone. You have been warned.

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

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<p>Treat yourself or a fellow chocoholic to a decadent hot chocolate experience with these Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate Bombs.</p><p> Each one is crafted from premium Belgian milk chocolate complimented with the indulgent flavour of salted caramel, and filled with a generous helping of marshmallows for an added touch of sweetness. </p><p>To create a rich, creamy salted caramel-flavoured hot chocolate, put one hot chocolate bomb into your favourite mug, slowly pour steaming hot milk over the top, and watch as the chocolate melts away to reveal the fluffy marshmallows within</p><p>Ingredients: </p><p>Salted caramel chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole MILK powder, skimmed MILK powder, cocoa mass, caramel powder, lactose (MILK), whey powder (MILK), salt, emulsifier: SOYA lecithin, flavourings), marshmallows (glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, dextrose, water, stabiliser: sorbitol, pork gelatine, maize starch, flavouring, colours: E100, E120, E162).For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS. May also contain cereals containing gluten (wheat), egg, sesame, nuts and peanuts.</p>

Salted Caramel Hot Choc Bombs

£9.95

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I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks

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<p>Enjoy these delicious dark chocolate bombs made from 55% dark Belgian chocolate, with mini marshmallows inside and another added bonus is that it's completely vegan!</p><p>Just pop one in a mug and pour the hot milk of your choice over the top and watch it turn into a super tasty hot chocolate.</p><p>Ingredients: </p><p>Dark chocolate (82%) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (SOYA lecithin), flavouring), mini marshmallows (18%) (glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, water, dextrose, stabiliser (carrageenan), maize starch, hydrolysed rice protein, flavouring, stabiliser (polyphosphate), colour (E171, E162)).For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS. May also contain milk, cereals containing gluten (wheat), egg, sesame, nuts and peanuts.</p>

Vegan Hot Chocolate Bombs

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<p>Unleash Double The Fun With Stormtrooper Beer Pale Ale Gift Set</p><p>This Twin for the Win pack is the perfect gift for craft beer enthusiasts and Star Wars fans alike. </p><p>It features two exceptionally tasty 330 ml cans of 4.8% ABV Galactic Pale Ale, paired with a tactical drinking chalice and elegantly presented in a durable and eye-catching gift pack.</p><p>Contains 2 x 330 ml cans of Galactic Pale Ale 2.0 (4.8% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 384 ml / 13.5 fl. oz. Original Stormtrooper toughened Craft Ale Glass with front and back print &amp; nucleation </p><p>Contains allergens - Malted barley and wheat </p><p>Keep cold, drink fresh Brewed by Vocation Brewery</p>

Galactic Pale Ale Beer Gift Pack

£16.00

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Add some humor to your Valentine's Day with this Freak in the Sheets mug from Scribbler! Perfect for those who deal with spreadsheets on the daily and have a playful side.&nbsp;

Freak in the Sheets Mug

£12.00

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