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Rude Valentine's Cards

It’s that time of year again – the chubby little bloke with wings and a diaper is out and about causing mayhem, and your better half is expecting something that shows your appreciation. If declarations of undying love are not really your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards from Scribbler give you the perfect way to avoid all that sappy stuff.

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At Scribbler, we’re not afraid to get a little dirty – and help you to send some “NSFW” Valentine’s wishes! Our online selection of Valentine’s Day cards includes a wide variety of rude, raunchy and risqué messages that are sure to make your Valentine laugh and cringe in equal measure. So channel your inner Austin Powers and get that mojo flowing – they’ll be powerless to resist your irreverent charms. Yeah, baby!

We create rude and inappropriate greeting cards for all occasions, so you can remind your loved ones what a cheeky git you are all year round. If you like our lewd and rude Valentine’s Day cards, you’ll appreciate our audacious selection for birthdays and anniversaries too. Just be sure not to display these little numbers on the mantelpiece where your Nan can read them!

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

Ooh la la! Add a bit of romance and mystery to your usual nights in front of the telly and send your partner this cheeky proposition. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

And Chill

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

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This is bloody disgusting and you definitely know someone who'll appreciate this brand of humour. We'll take the lentil thanks. Designed by Scribbler.

Fifty Pound Lentil

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

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The one who shall not be named has the best pick up line we've ever seen. If you like it as much as we did get them this brilliant card by Scribbler.

Are You A Horcrux!

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

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They're a grower not a shower and that's totally fine with you. Let them know with this hilarious photo-upload Valentine's card by Scribbler.

It's A Grower

Keep your pal entertained for about 30 seconds in isolation by sending them this fab dot to dot design by Quite Good Cards.

Cock To Cock

Sausage Chops. Valentine's Day Card by Brainbox Candy. Everyone has a funny name for their other half. Treat your own special sausage chops to this card on Valentine's Day.

Sausage Chops

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