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Valentine's Cards

Love is officially in the air and whatever your relationship status we’ve got you covered this Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re playing it cool, crushing hard or already coupled up, send sweet nothings or cheeky one-liners with the funniest, rudest or most romantic Valentine’s card you can find. Browse our online selection of trending Valentine’s cards, perfect for the one you fancy, be it a design for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife.

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Funny cheeky card perfect for an anniversary, valentines day, sending a smile or just positive funny vibes.     Send noods. Noodles!

Send Noods!

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Remember: if you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be! Romantic design by Scribbler.

Foxy Lady

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If your partner was fucking annoying yesterday, be sure to let them know with this photo upload Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love You More Everyday

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She's still got it - you just can't spoon her in bed anymore! Send this funny design to flatter your wife.

Wife You're Still Hot

Greetings card designed by Banterking

Roses Are Red

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If you're old school, like pre-Google, send your partner this romantic design by Scribbler to prove that you're a total dream team.

Mulder To My Scully

A lovely card to gift a loved one or friend.   The perfect message to send a smile, a hug, positive words and empathy.  Beautifully illustrated florals

You're blooming Lovely

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If they're in the room with you, tell them you love them almost as much as lamp with this funny, film inspired design by Scribbler.

I Love Lamp

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Get adventurous in the bedroom and make your anniversary a kinky one with this film inspired design by Scribbler.

Give You A Good Whiping

Send this space inspired card to you loved one and let them know how special they are to you!

You Are My Universe

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

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