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Swearing Christmas Cards

It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*ck this… Say words worse than Bah Humbug and wish a Merry F*cking Christmas to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing Christmas cards. Our rudest and funniest designs wouldn’t be anything without a choice word or two to hammer the jokes home. Send a festive design to insult your brother, tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them, and generally curse the season. If you plan on getting totally f*cked, then browse our food & drink inspired Christmas cards and get festive as f*ck.

 

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Minimalist rude Christmas card for all the haters!

Snowglobe Card
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Christmas time is the perfect time to let your sparkle out so lighten up the occasion and share your naughty sense of humour with this cheeky Scribbler card!

Let Your Sparkle Out Card
Maybe you're lucky enough to have a boss who's basically a chilled-out entertainer? Channel David Brent and live fast, die old this festive season. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Live Fast Sure Card
Getting drunk at Christmas is more of a tradition than presents and Christmas dinner at this point. A card designed by Go Lala.

Wankered At Christmas Card
Santa Claus: exposed! If you're a parent who's had enough of "Santa" taking all the credit, take a stand with this Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Fat Bastard Card
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This Scribbler Christmas card is perfect for anyone who always finds themselves on the wrong end of a snowball.

Oh Shit Card
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I mean, who the fuck even knows what myrrh is? You can always count on the women to be practical! Christmas design by Scribbler.

3 Wise Women Card
This crazy Tillovision Christmas card is laugh out loud funny and ridiculously rude - look away kids, the wheelie bins are having a moment!

Fucking Rubbish Christmas Card
Ho Ho Holy Shit Card. Send your friend this Funny Christmas card by Giddy Kipper

Ho Ho Holy Shit Card
A saucy, tongue-in-cheek Christmas card by Dean Morris - perfect for your other half.

From Me And My Pussy Card
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Send this cheeky Christmas card and let your wife know that even in winter, she's hot as hell! Designed by Scribbler.

Wife Sexy And You Snow It Christmas Card
Jesus, how lame?! Everyone knows that Batman is the main man! Stray from the norm with this festive Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Fucking Robin Card
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Send this funny Christmas card to someone who enjoys the mischief the naughty elves bring during the festive season! Designed by Brainbox Candy

Naughty Elf Christmas Card
Are you already sick of Christmas? Send this Brainbox Candy card and share your exasperation with your friends.

Fa La La La Card
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Ruin a Christmas classic forever with this funny card!

We're Wanking In The Air! Card
Santa's got a rather dirty mouth! But he's probably correct, so let them know with this hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card.

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card
Three Hoes, by Full Fat. Maybe Santa has just been into gardening this whole time?! Send some Christmas wishes to the green fingered person in your life!

Three Hoes Card
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The perfect Scribbler card to call out a boyfriend who never learns from past Christmases and always has to take it too far. There's always one!

Boyfriend Drunk Elf Christmas Card
This rather rude Christmas card by Dean Morris is perfect for someone who's on the naughty list this year!

Vibrator Card
The age old question that we're all still wondering, Gary? Best to just accept that he's the son of God and move on ey! Christmas design by Buddy Fernandez.

Leave It Gary Card
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How did that happen? I swear it was only just Christmas last year! Designed by Scribbler.

Holly Shit Card
The nativity has been slightly reimagined by Buddy Fernandez in the cheeky new Naughtivity range. Funny, but sometimes a bit wrong.

Trip Advisor Card
Send this Dean Morris card to your favourite ho this Christmas.

Big Ho Ho Ho Card
Nigella could never! Send this seriously sensual recipe to excite your partner for the Christmas stuffing they're going to get. Designed by Tillovision.

Christmas Stuffing Card

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