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Funny Christmas Cards

Tis officially the season to be merry! Bring joy to the world and particularly your friends and family with our range of hilariously funny Christmas cards that’ll ensure they have a pun-derful Christmas time and keep them ho-ho-hoing into New Year. Why not check out our Top 10 funniest Christmas cards for inspiration!

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Send this punny Christmas mayo inspired card to a your friends or family for a good chuckle! Designed by The Playful Indian.

Mayo Xmas Be Fab!

Merry Christmas!

Pigs In Blankets

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Name a Drag Race fan Top Queen of the day and wish them a sickening Christmas extravaganza with this personalised Scribbler card, inspired by RuPaul.

Shantay You Sleigh

Merry Crispmas. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. This one's for all the people wishing for a crispy Christmas.

Merry Crispmas

A saucy, tongue-in-cheek Christmas card by Dean Morris - perfect for your other half.

From Me And My Pussy

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You don't need to tell me twice! Add a name and a treat a fellow Bailey's lover to this boozy personalised Christmas card by Scribbler.

Whack Out

You know it's nearly Christmas when the Bubl' comes back out of hibernation. Acknowledge someone's seasonal guilty pleasure with this bauble of joy by Scribbler.

Michael Baub-Le

Forget seasonal joy. Spread your cynicism surrounding the entire capitalist holiday with this cheery Christmas card by Olga Martyna.

Merry Capitalism

It's not Christmas without a Doctor Who special! Get a Time Lord fan in the spirit by inviting the Doctor's oldest enemy to the party with this Scribbler card.


To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Thought I would add a Christmas card to the list as I've been producing festive funnies since 1999. This one had to have been one of my most endearing. Normally gets me into trouble every Christmas with the Daily Mail and a few angry members of the public. I just think it's funny.

Let's Call Him Wayne

As we grow older, I think we can all relate to Roz a little bit more. Stare down a Monster's Inc lover with this intimidating Christmas card by Scribbler.

Santa's Always Watching

This Scribbler Christmas card is perfect for any wine lover out there. When the white gone, they'll crack open the red!

White Christmas

If you're still able to look on the funny side of politics then we applaud you! Spread your festive joy to the rest of us with this punderful design by Scribbler.

Christmas After Brexit

Another year, same old sh*t. Spread your Christmas pessimism with this design by Dean Morris.

Same Shit

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