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As Slade would say: It’s Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas! With hundreds of unique designs to choose from, browse our selection of funny, rude and yes, some family friendly Christmas cards - just in case your Nan’s visiting! Now’s the time to send love, laughter and season’s greetings to all the special people in your life, with festive cards perfect for pleasing partners or delighting parents! Why not check out our most popular trending designs paying homage to your favourites from the world of telly and film at Christmas time?
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Christmas can be an expensive time of the year so, send this Modern Toss card to someone who's penny pinching this Christmas.


This Scribbler Christmas card is perfect for any wine lover out there. When the white gone, they'll crack open the red!

White Christmas

Suffering withdrawal symptoms over the Christmas holiday? Need a moments respite? At last it's time for a spot of retail therapy. Send this Cath Tate card to a shopaholic!

Sale Time!

Too many people travelling to your house for Christmas? Tell them to fuck off back to economy and stop crowding your home with this Dean Morris.

Back To Economy

Give this Scribbler card to a Mum who's already totally over it and hopefully she'll be laughing through the tears this Christmas.

Christmas Dinner Mum

Do you know someone who always gets the last of the pigs in blankets? Let them know what you think of them with this hilarious Dean Morris card.


Say merry Christmas to their fantastic ass and hit you like to add some snow to make it a white Christmas. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Festive Ass

Christmas time is the perfect time to let your sparkle out so lighten up the occasion and share your naughty sense of humour with this cheeky Scribbler card!

Let Your Sparkle Out

Some kids just never appreciate Christmas. Tell it like it is and send this Dean Morris card to the rotten ungrateful scum.

Rotten Ungrateful Scum

Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit

This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage

Do the elves make dildos as well? Well they are technically toys! Send this hilarious Scribbler card and put a smile on their face.

Slippers And A Dildo

Birthday Jesus. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Celebrate in style with the absolute legend, Jesus Christ, on his birthday.

Birthday Jesus

If you can't be bothered to pick out the perfect card - this card covers it all! Buy one or one hundred, it works for every occasion!

All-Purpose Card

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