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As Slade would say: It’s Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas! With hundreds of unique designs to choose from, browse our selection of funny, rude and yes, some family friendly Christmas cards - just in case your Nan’s visiting! Now’s the time to send love, laughter and season’s greetings to all the special people in your life, with festive cards perfect for pleasing partners or delighting parents! Why not check out our most popular trending designs paying homage to your favourites from the world of telly and film at Christmas time?
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This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage

Send this Dean Morris card and remind them exactly what Christmas is all about.

Loads Of Money

If you can't be bothered to pick out the perfect card - this card covers it all! Buy one or one hundred, it works for every occasion!

All-Purpose Card

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2020 was the year of isolation and some of us have definitely forgotten how to be around people. Let someone know what not to say during Christmas dinner with this naughty card by Do Something David.

Hold On Itchy Fanny

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Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit

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He's lucky just to have you in his life! Save yourself the stress this holiday season and give your dad this funny Scribbler card instead. At least we hope he'll laugh.

Dad You're Really Difficult

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Proud owner of a Cockapoo? Use your ball of floof as an excuse and let them take the fall because who could be mad at that face! Designed by Scribbler.

But The Dog Ate It

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Do you know someone who loves cheesy puns?! Then this Scribbler card is perfect for them!

Christmas Cheese Bored

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Santa's workshop seems like a very hands-on place! Send this alternative Scribbler card to someone special this Christmas.

I Touch My Elf

Send a massive bell end this hilariously festive card by Dean Morris.

You're A Massive Bellend

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Do the elves make dildos as well? Well they are technically toys! Send this hilarious Scribbler card and put a smile on their face.

Slippers And A Dildo

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That bitch Carole Baskin wants to wish them a roar-some Christmas, so send them this hilarious Tiger King inspired Christmas card by Pedges Houseboat.

Cool Cat

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Wish someone a Happy Brex! Oh wait, maybe not! At least you can always rely on Christmas eh? Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Brexit

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Spread peas and love to your healthiest friend at Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

Peas On Earth

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