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Funny Get Well Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Treat a friend to this sweet and holesome Whale & Bird card on their birthday.

No Sprinkles

Hang in there everything will get better eventually, right!? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hang In There Bitch

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We get it- they're ill! But they don't have to keep harping on about it! Make them smile with this cheeky get-well card from King B.

Get Well Soon

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End of the world? Not if humanity's greatest weapon has anything to say about it. The hand sanitiser will save us all! Hilarious design by Scribbler.

Fuck Off

Dive in with this multi-porpoise card; perfect for a sea lover in any occasion! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Multi-Porpoise Card

Red pill or blue pill? Neo from The Matrix in Boots, agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen, as requested by Aaron Williams. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Neo's Headache

This fun, off-beat card from Redback is perfect to wish that sick person better.

Doctortoise

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You may have tested positive for Coronavirus but hey, at least you're STD negative! Help a friend to look on the bright side with this get well Scribbler design.

I'm Gonna Get You

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We can guarantee that nine times out of ten, alcohol was definitely involved! Send a clumsy idiot this hilarious get-well card by Jeffrey & Janice and they'll be fighting fit in no time.

Get Well Soon

Sonic the Hedgehog on crutches, drowing his sorrows having completely ruined his knees after 26 years of high impact running, as requested by David Sinclair. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Washed Up Sonic

Man Flu the greatest threat to men's health. Send this get well soon card by Brainbox Candy.

Man Flu

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We all find ourselves feeling sh*t every now and then. Support your pal when they've hit their lowest point and give them a therapeutic giggle with this humourous design by King B.

Feeling Poo

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We don't think anyone's really got it all together, and if they say they have, they're lying! Send this awesome Scribbler card and show them how much you love them.

Another Year Of Wnging It

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Well then! Send this punny card to lift the spirits of a friend who's currently feeling under the weather. Get well design by Scribbler.

Get Well Soon

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Hopefully this get well card will knock some sense into them. Some of us are made of stronger stuff, am I right? Designed by Scribbler.

Got You Some Medicine

Send a friend the gift of shelf-care with all these happy, soothing objects. They'll be in a zen state in no time after this birthday card by Whale & Bird.

Shelf-Care

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