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Funny Get Well Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Treat a friend to this sweet and holesome Whale & Bird card on their birthday.

No Sprinkles

Hang in there everything will get better eventually, right!? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hang In There Bitch

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We get it- they're ill! But they don't have to keep harping on about it! Make them smile with this cheeky get-well card from King B.

Get Well Soon

There still gonna find something to moan about at least now they have a reason. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Moaning Old Twat

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

At least when all this blows over we'll be able to get through it with good old breakfast tea. For someone who has a classic cuppa in any situation, by Poet & Painter.

English Brexit Tea

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There are some people who always know exactly what to say to make you feel better. It's a gift. If you're not one of those people, then just send this Scribbler get well card.

There There

Dive in with this multi-porpoise card; perfect for a sea lover in any occasion! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Multi-Porpoise Card

Send a friend the gift of shelf-care with all these happy, soothing objects. They'll be in a zen state in no time after this birthday card by Whale & Bird.

Shelf-Care

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: A little bit different to my usual humour but I'm always pleased I was the first the card company to use Keep Calm and Carry On on a greeting card. I certainly wasn't the last! I had permission from Barter Books who discovered the poster and the history of the poster was on the back of the original card.

Keep Calm

Red pill or blue pill? Neo from The Matrix in Boots, agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen, as requested by Aaron Williams. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Neo's Headache

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Hopefully this get well card will knock some sense into them. Some of us are made of stronger stuff, am I right? Designed by Scribbler.

Got You Some Medicine

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Well then! Send this punny card to lift the spirits of a friend who's currently feeling under the weather. Get well design by Scribbler.

Get Well Soon

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It's ok if you're not really the sympathetic, nurturing type. Throw in your helpful 2 pence with this get well Scribbler design, and they can take it or leave it.

Chuck A Plaster On It

Are we out of the woods yet? Help them camouflage their anxiety with this supportive design by Kazvare Made It.

Hang In There Babes

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End of the world? Not if humanity's greatest weapon has anything to say about it. The hand sanitiser will save us all! Hilarious design by Scribbler.

Fuck Off

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