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Funny Get Well Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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We get it- they're ill! But they don't have to keep harping on about it! Make them smile with this cheeky get-well card from King B.

Get Well Soon

Treat a friend to this sweet and holesome Whale & Bird card on their birthday.

No Sprinkles

I guess he kinda likes the way it numbs all the pain. Open wide, Lewis! Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Lewis Calpol-Di

A get well soon x good luck card to hold you together until the end! A card designed by Charli Tait.

Cookie Of Courage

Hang in there everything will get better eventually, right!? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hang In There Bitch

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Well then! Send this punny card to lift the spirits of a friend who's currently feeling under the weather. Get well design by Scribbler.

Get Well Soon

Dive in with this multi-porpoise card; perfect for a sea lover in any occasion! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Multi-Porpoise Card

Red pill or blue pill? Neo from The Matrix in Boots, agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen, as requested by Aaron Williams. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Neo's Headache

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Make someone feel like sh*t in case they didn't already with this personalised get well soon card by Some Ink Nice.

You Look Ill

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It's ok if you're not really the sympathetic, nurturing type. Throw in your helpful 2 pence with this get well Scribbler design, and they can take it or leave it.

Chuck A Plaster On It

Sonic the Hedgehog on crutches, drowing his sorrows having completely ruined his knees after 26 years of high impact running, as requested by David Sinclair. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Washed Up Sonic

Send a friend the gift of shelf-care with all these happy, soothing objects. They'll be in a zen state in no time after this birthday card by Whale & Bird.

Shelf-Care

Man Flu the greatest threat to men's health. Send this get well soon card by Brainbox Candy.

Man Flu

Wish someone better with this card designed by Klara Hawkins.

Peeling Better Soon

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Something smells fishy here, and it's not cod liver oil tablets! Call out a colleague and let them know you're onto them with this Scribbler get well design.

Hard To Swallow Pills

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We don't think anyone's really got it all together, and if they say they have, they're lying! Send this awesome Scribbler card and show them how much you love them.

Another Year Of Wnging It

There's no need to worry with this card designed by Doodles from my Brain! Everything will be just Pine.

Everything Will Be Pine

This lemon is clearly not woke. Give someone a laugh with this funny Badly Drawn Fruits card.

I'm A Lime Mate

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