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Funny New Job Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!

Another great personalised card from the At Work range from Modern Toss.  Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It

For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit

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Send your congratulations to a friend for bringing home the bacon. Sounds like they'll be able to make themselves an epic bacon sandwich! Designed by Scribbler.

Bread Winner

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They're escaping the office - to start in another. I guess progress is progress? Say Well Done to the office jumper with this cute card from King B.

New Job

Take the sting out of redundancy wth this funny card from Modern Toss. For anyone who's been made redundant but still has a sense of humour!

Let You Go

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The word fuck can go with almost anything! Make a tick in one of the boxes of this card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel.

The Fuck List

Getting a new job can be a nervy affair, but this Jolly Awesome card will reassure them that they're going to fit right in.

Fit In

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They say money can't buy happiness but whoever said that clearly hasn't been broke! Send this brilliant Scribbler card to a broke AF friend.

Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

You can't really picture anyone else sitting in their chair - let alone them leaving! Make them laugh with this funny card from Tillovision.

You're Leaving

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Condragulations, you're a winner baby! Send this RuPaul's Drag Race inspired card to a Top Queen and watch her slay her new job. You better werk! Designed by Scribbler.

Good Luck Don't Fuck It Up

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this card designed by Scribbler.

Pursue Your Dream

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

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