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Funny New Job Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Send your loved one this quirky Alexis Rose card to show them that you care. Inspired by the hit show Schitt's Creek.

I Love This Journey For You

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

The Nice One Knobhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

The Nice One Knobhead

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

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Condragulations, you're a winner baby! Send this RuPaul's Drag Race inspired card to a Top Queen and watch her slay her new job. You better werk! Designed by Scribbler.

Good Luck Don'T Fuck It Up

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Tell your co-worker that you will survive without them by gifting them this card from Scribbler.

You Don'T Work Here Anymore

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this card designed by Scribbler.

Pursue Your Dream

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The word fuck can go with almost anything! Make a tick in one of the boxes of this card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel.

The Fuck List

Favourite position? CEO. Women can embody BDE too, so send this classically inspired, Jolly Awesome design to celebrate a bad bitch.

Big Dick Energy

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

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This is a great New Job card from Scribbler with a creative twist. Stress relief for every worker.

How To Be Successful At Work

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!

You can't really picture anyone else sitting in their chair - let alone them leaving! Make them laugh with this funny card from Tillovision.

You're Leaving

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Don't forget about us will ya? Congratulate someone who's about to become a right cash cow - chaching! New job design by Scribbler.

Mooooving Up In The World

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We don't think anyone's really got it all together, and if they say they have, they're lying! Send this awesome Scribbler card and show them how much you love them.

Another Year Of Wnging It

Send this Jolly Awesome card to someone who loves cats and puns!

Cats Off To You

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