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It's nice that the Darleks found something productive to do, rather than exterminating the entire galaxy. Know someone with their dream job in HR? Then this Tillovision Birthday card would be perfect.

Dream Job Card

Tillovision

Another great personalised New Job card from the At Work range from Modern Toss. Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It Card

Modern Toss

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Tell your co-worker that you will survive without them by gifting them this New Job card from Scribbler.

You Don't Work Here Anymore Card

Scribbler

Know someone who's embraced the new normal? Send them some love with a funny Funtz Birthday card.

Working From Home (Like A Pig In Shit) Card

Funtz

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For your least favourite co-worker on their leaving day. A New Job card by Scribbler.

It Will Be Much Better Card

Scribbler

Do you know someone who loves to waste time at the water cooler gossiping? Then this hilarious Modern Toss is the one for them.

Water Cooler Moment Card

Modern Toss

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If they've passed a test with flying colours or secured their dream job, let your friend, son or daughter know how ducking proud of them you are with this funny duck congratulations card. Designed by The Cake Thief

So Ducking Proud Of You Congratulations Card

The Cake Thief

A fun quote related new job congratulations design featuring the fabulous make up icon Val Garland.

Ding Dong New Job Congratulations Card

Adam Regester Design

Personalise one of our great New Job cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off Card

Modern Toss

This funny new job card features a diplodocus dinosaur surrounded by clouds, wearing lots of ties for his first day on the new job, complete with briefcase. Send congratulations with this cute illustrated card.

New Job Dino Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

This is a genuine question. For his colleague's sake I hope the answer is yes. Send this silly Modern Toss New Job card for any occasion.

Shit Meself Card

Modern Toss

Encourage someone to grow and thrive wherever they've laid their roots with this Motivation design by Whale & Bird.

Bloom Where You Are Planted Card

Whale And Bird

Our exclusive range of funny personalised New Job cards from Modern Toss covers every aspect of work. His work contract proves somewhat controversial.

The Deal Card

Modern Toss

Favourite position? CEO. Women can embody BDE too, so send this classically inspired, Jolly Awesome design to celebrate a bad bitch.

Big Dick Energy Card

Jolly Awesome

Is your boss a nightmare at work? Does your co-worker hate to play by the rules? This Brainbox Candy New Job card is ideal for either.

Office Discipline Card

Brainbox Candy

Congratulations on the New Job! Dolly Parton themed card

Congrats On Your New 9-5 Card

Poppy And Mabel

Ru Paul's Drag Race fan art illustration Birthday Anniversary card. Wish a fab birthday with the Trixie and Katya Anniversary card, created with love by The Queer Store

Trixie And Katya Card

The Queer Store

Would this Dean Morris card count as a doctors note? Worth a try.

Work Rash Card

Dean Morris Cards

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If Gavin Williamson can land a job he's clueless about, so can you! Reassure someone that they can't do worse than the Education Secretary with this funny Scribbler New Job card.

New Job Card

Scribbler

It's sealed with a card: you're most definitely awesome! Send your vote of confidence to spur on a pal with this punny Roh Noh design.

Seal Of Approval Card

Roh Noh

Another great card designed by Banterking

So Jealous You're Leaving Card

Banterking

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Congratulate a clever clogs on their fabulous new job with this fun and colourful card!

New Job Who Dis? - New Job Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

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Finally employed and it feels so good! Officially update their employment status with this uplifting Scribbler New Job card and tell job applications to f*ck off.

Employed Card

Scribbler

Send this Modern Toss New Job card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet Card

Modern Toss

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