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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I love this card and I think it speaks to an awful lot of people. Basically, anyone who has ever owned a computer.

Turning It On And Off Again
The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine
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Send this cute card by Scribbler to wish them well, but remind them they'll never find better work friends than you!

Yay New Job
Encourage someone to grow and thrive wherever they've laid their roots with this Motivation design by Whale & Bird.

Bloom Where You Are Planted
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Let them know that even Lord Alan would hire them with this brilliant card by Scribbler.

You're Hired
Congratulate a fantastic bitch for getting up in the morning and generally slaying. We bow down. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Well Done You Fantastic Bitch
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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!
If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life
Everyone needs a little bit of magic in their life. Send this colourful Whale & Bird design to give a confidence boost to someone who is already magical, they just need reminding!

You Are Magic
Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off
Wish them Good Luck in their new job with this fun and colourful Two Little Monkeys card.

Job
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This card by Scribbler is perfect to send to someone who's leaving, especially if they're switching jobs or starting their own business.

Good Bye
Feeling a bit bitter that they're leaving you for another job? Then let them know with this brilliant new job card by Filthy Sentiments.

Fuck Off To Your New Job Then
Anyone who's watched FRIENDS at least 10 times (as all fans have) will know this iconic quote! Celebrate a new job with this hilarious design by Lucy Maggie.

New Job
Do you know someone who does everything like a boss? Then send them this silly Jolly Awesome card.

Like A Boss
Take the sting out of redundancy wth this funny card from Modern Toss. For anyone who's been made redundant but still has a sense of humour!

Let You Go
Send this cute Foggish card to someone who needs some words of encouragement on their first day.

You got this shit
For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit
You can't really picture anyone else sitting in their chair - let alone them leaving! Make them laugh with this funny card from Tillovision.

You're Leaving
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Condragulations, you're a winner baby! Send this RuPaul's Drag Race inspired card to a Top Queen and watch her slay her new job. You better werk! Designed by Scribbler.

Good Luck Don't Fuck It Up
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They say money can't buy happiness but whoever said that clearly hasn't been broke! Send this brilliant Scribbler card to a broke AF friend.

Girls Just Wanna Have Funds
Are you feeling a little betrayed that they're leaving you for better things? Well, now you can let them know of their traitorous ways with this awesome Lucy Maggie card.

Congrats On The New Job
Getting a new job can be a nervy affair, but this Jolly Awesome card will reassure them that they're going to fit right in.

Fit In
Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

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