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A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Baby On Board Card

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Congratulate the new parent or parents while letting them know life will never, ever be the same now that they've spawned a clone. But, hey, this baby Baby Shower card is cute so it should soften the blow.

Hands Full New Baby Card

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Some of us were really out here making tiny humans in Lockdown whilst the rest of us were just surviving. Send congrats on their overachieving with this funny design by Scribbler.

New Baby Card

Scribbler

At least parent sleep is a good way to get things done like being annoyed at getting no sleep. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Parent Sleep Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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Show your Mum how much of a star she is this Mother's Day. See what we did there? Excusive to Scribbler.

Mum, You're An Absolute Star Card

Scribbler

Let your other half know you make the best pear! A Anniversary card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

We Make A Great Pear Card

Doodles From My Brain

They're leaving to have a child the least you can do is get them this Brainbox Candy card.

Ickle Bambino Card

Brainbox Candy

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What more could you want than to be wished a strong and stable baby? Wish your tory pals the happiest of times with this hilarious card from Scribbler.

Have A Strong And Stable Baby Card

Scribbler

I Fucking Love You. A cheeky, romantic Valentine's Anniversary card by Dean Morris for a husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend that you fucking love.

I Fucking Love You Card

Dean Morris Cards

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Don't leaf your Mum peeling sad this Mother's Day! Get her the pearfect Birthday card by Scribbler and let her know how much you love her.

Mum I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes Card

Scribbler

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Let your Mum know shes neat with this awesome Mother's Day Birthday card by Scribbler.

Mum, You're Pretty Neat Card

Scribbler

Maternity card by Bluebell 33. Say congrats to the soon-to-be mummy with this funky street names card!

Maternity Card

Bluebell 33

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Show some expecting parents a reassuring glimpse oh, roughly 9 months into their future with this hilarious (for you) yet terrifying (for them) congratulations Baby Shower card by King B.

Parenting Malarkey Card

King B

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Your Mum is 'Proseccond to none' and probably on her proseccond bottle as you're reading this? Celebrate this Mother's Day or her next birthday with this stylish card from Scribbler.

Proseccond To None Card

Scribbler

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

You're The Tits Card

Scribbler

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

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Your Mum really is 'One in a melon' so make sure you tell her on Mother's Day with this Birthday card exclusive to Scribbler.

Mum, You're One In A Melon Card

Scribbler

I mean you have to have something to deal with the stress that they are going to cause you. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Expensive Part Of Having Kids Card

Jeffrey & Janice

You love someone more than something that keeps you alive? How interesting. A Anniversary card designed by Angela Chick.

More Than Food Card

Angela Chick

When youre favourite Co Worker is leaving make them feel bad about the fact they're leaving you with a bunch of morons. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

These Morons Card

Brainbox Candy

Labour Party, by Full Fat. I guess that's one way to think about the labour party? move over Corbyn there's a new labour star. Send this funny card to the left leaning new parent!

Labour Party Card

Full Fat Cards

Having a baby is a massive deal! Warn them of all the sleepless nights and dirty nappies with this brilliant Lucy Maggie card.

Holy Shit You're Having A Baby Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

Obviously, they don!t know you at all if they think you turned out just fine. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

You Turned Out Just Fine Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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