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Rude Leaving Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect for someone who loves a joke, especially on their birthday.

Arrow Twat Card
Does Office Bants get you through the work day? Then send a fellow bantersaurus rex this hilarious Tillovision New Job card and brighten their miserable day.

Office Banter Card
A perfect card for when a co-worker is leaving. Let them know exactly how you feel with this card designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Bugger Off Card
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This Scribbler card is for that person you hope is too dumb to see the real farewell message, and can't wait to see the back of.

It's Been A Pleasure Card
This is a genuine question. For his colleague's sake I hope the answer is yes. Send this silly Modern Toss New Job card for any occasion.

Shit Meself Card
Send this foxy Birthday card by Jolly Awesome to your friends on any occasion.

Fox Shit Up Card
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If you're going through the trouble of getting them a Birthday card you may as well let them know how you feel, so send them this hilarious Scribbler Birthday card.

Up Yours Card
Feeling a bit bitter that they're leaving you for another job? Then let them know with this brilliant new job card by Filthy Sentiments.

Fuck Off To Your New Job Then Card
So long, sausage! Say goodbye to a friend with your saddest puppy dog eyes and hope they change their mind. Leaving design by Cardinky.

So Long Card
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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card
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What hurts the most, was that you were so close *sniff*. Say an emotional farewell to your work husband or wife with this Scribbler design.

I Used To Hate You The Least Card
Know someone who claims they're going to quit on a daily basis? Have they said it so much that you thought they already had? Then this Cunning Linguist leaving card is perfect!

I Thought You'd Already Left Card
A brilliantly rude work New Job card from Modern Toss: why bother with some elaborate excuse? The truth works just as well. A great personalised everyday New Job card.

Can't Come In Today Card
Sorry You're Leaving. Piss Off Then. What are you waiting for? The door's that way. A rude goodbye card by Dean Morris for a friend or colleague.

Piss Off Then Card
Sometimes when someone leaves you can't help but feel betrayed, send this Buddy Fernandez card to let them know just what you think.

Judas Card
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The door's that way, ok? Try not to let it hit you on the way out. Cheers buddy! Leaving design by Scribbler.

Shut It On Your Way Out Card
Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock Card
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Thought they'd gotten away with it? Not a chance! Take this golden opportunity to take the piss out of your colleague one final time. Designed by Scribbler.

Warm Cup Of Piss Card
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Say goodbye with this naughty typography card!

Off You Fuck! Card
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Fuck right off then, how dare you leave us?! Such a dick move. Leaving design by Scribbler.

Bye Then Dickhead Card
This crazy Tillovision Christmas card is laugh out loud funny and ridiculously rude - look away kids, the wheelie bins are having a moment!

Fucking Rubbish Christmas Card
Deck the paws! For someone who gets their WHOLE family into the Christmas spirit. They can't say no but they can get their revenge? Christmas design by Tillovision.

Decorate Your Pets Card
But they're worth the price, and the cost of therapy! Go all out and send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Two Fucking Deer Card
A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck Card

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