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Swallow. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude Anniversary card.

Swallow Card

KissMeKwik

New In

A fun hen do card for all brides to be. Fabulous for parties, celebrations, invites and personal messages. Making a happy hen....well, even happier!

Happy Hen Do, For Brides To Be. Card

Jokstudios

Here's the perfect birthday card when you can't really be bothered! They've got a card, what more do they want? Designed by Dean Morris.

I Know It's Your Birthday Card

Dean Morris Cards

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years Card

Scribbler

Add A Photo

If they're as classic as a Y2K Motorola flip phone, add a photo to video call your favourite and make them smile with this brilliant Scribbler Birthday card.

Don't Make Em Like They Use To Card

Scribbler

Let your significant other know you are the better half on your Wedding anniversary.

Best Decision You Ever Made Card

Jessica Eyre

Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's though

Hands Up In The Pool Card

Dean Morris Cards

Predator and Alien skipping down the beach, hand in hand, as requested by Matthew Hawkins. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, the perfect Anniversary card for any Sci-fi fan.

Alien Heart Predator Card

Lesser Spotted Images

If you've got big boobs and you cannot lie send this funny Anniversary card to your biggest admirer.

Love You With All My Boobs Card

Nicola Jo Studio

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The only wood she'll really want to receive this anniversary is the kind you can find in the bedroom. And no, we're not talking about the chest of drawers. Designed by King B.

Got Wood For You Card

King B

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate sixty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

60 Fucking Years Card

Scribbler

Jam then cream, or cream then jam? If they can't resist a good scone, treat your partner to this romantic design by Tillovision.

Nothin's Scone A Change Card

Tillovision

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Congrats on moving but more importantly, be a doll and bring me back some meatballs would ya? New home design by Scribbler.

Congrats On The New Place Card

Scribbler

Is it today? Designed by Kat Lynas

Happy Anniversary - It Is Today Right? Card

Kat Lynas

This simple Lucilla Lavender Anniversary card allows you to be straight to the point this Valentine's Day.

Love In Heart Card

Lucilla Lavender

It doesn't hurt to remind the kids exactly why they're so awesome! Send your super Son this funny Birthday card which says it as it is!

Son, You Have Amazing Parents Card

Go La La

Wish your friends or your other half a Happy Silver Anniversary with this funny (but realistic!) celebration of love from Thinkling Creative.

Each Other's Shit - Silver Anniversary Card

Thinkling Creative

New In

This funny new home card featuring a fancy French frog is ideal for your sophisticated friend who has just received the keys to their new home.

New Pad Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

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It's bean great, but it's time to say peas out with this Scribbler card.

Peas-Out Card

Scribbler

Wish your partner a lovely first anniversary with this awesome Tillovision card.

Happy Paper Anniversary Card

Tillovision

Congratulate a co-worker on finally getting out of the shithole you work in with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Getting Out Of This Shithole Card

Bold and Bright

Let them know how much they mean with this funny, sweet, birthday, anniversary or valentine's day card.

You Are The Wind Beneath My Duvet Card

Tillovision

surprise your crush on valentine's day with this hilariously rude Anniversary card featuring a little phallic friend holding a sign reading "A-DICK-TED to you" Designed by Jess Moorhouse

A-Dick-ted To You Card

Jess Moorhouse Design

This Anniversary cardy Club Anniversary card is perfect to sum up how you feel about that special person in your life!

Love Doing Life With You Card

The Cardy Club

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