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If there's a wh*re in this house who's obsessed with WAP, send them this funny Cardi B inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Wap-py Birthday

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This birthday card designed by Pedges Houseboat should also be available in braille due to obvious reasons.

I Just Called To Say

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Robert Pattinson loves Harry Potter a million times more than Twilight, pass it on. Send this nostalgic Scribbler design to your favourite Hufflepuff on their birthday.

Hufflepuff Those Candles Out

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There are people full-on turning their living room into a night club. F*ck Coronavirus, you can totally download House Party and still party like it's your birthday in isolation! Designed by Scribbler.

Gonna Self Isolate Like It's Yo Birthday

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Didn't they have a birthday last year? These cards add up you know. A card designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Oh Shit Here We Go Again

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This is a great Chuckle Brothers card from Scribbler, so if this makes you laugh, it should work on your brother.

Brother From Me To You

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Send birthday kisses from Trump to your friends and enemies alike, though not if they have weak stomachs. Designed by Dean Morris Cards.

Birthday Kisses From Donald

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Spice up a friend's life on their birthday with this Foggish design that's just oozing with girl power.

Viva Forever Happy Birthday

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This Dean Morris card is a perfect joint Birthday and Christmas card for anyone who's lucky enough to have their birthday on Christmas!

Raise Your Hand If It's Your Birthday

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Counting the days until we're finally allowed Out, Out again, around about Phase 86! Have a laugh at Boris's rules with this lockdown inspired birthday design by Rumble Cards.

You Can Go Out But Not Out Out

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He's alive! Whatever you do, don't let him shake your hand. Mary Berry's Frankenstein, as requested by Clare Logan. Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Berry's Frankenstein

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Teenage Mutant Tina Turners, as requested by Adam Riddell. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners

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We always thought Donald and Melania Trump's marriage looked familiar! Send this hilarious Quite Good card to someone who loves a good laugh.

Jabba The Trump

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Just do the opposite of what Donald Trump would do and your birthday will be great! A personalised card designed by Tache.

Birthday Great Again

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Happy Birthday and don't F*** it up! Send a birthday queen a drag queen on their birthday with this Mama Ru inspired Scribbler card.

Birthday Queen

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This birthday card may be quite simple but we don't think an Elton fan will mind that you put down in words, how wonderful life is while they're in the world! Designed by Scribbler.

You Can Tell Everybody

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Jesus H Christ! This card by Scribbler is perfect for the twat in your life.

Jesus Thinks You're A Twat

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The perfect Foggish birthday card for all the Tiger King obsessed cool cats and kittens! Carole Baskin killed her husband. End of.

Happy Birthday You Cool Cat

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Category is: Self-Isolation Eleganza! Remind all your quarantine queens to say at home and watch the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Designed by Scribbler.

Shantay You Stay At Home

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Wish someone an exotic birthday with this roarsome Tiger King inspired design by Foggish.

Happy Birthday Tiger

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Stay The Fuck At Home Birthday. For once we advise that you listen to Boris! A birthday spent in isolation is not the one, but far better than one spent in hospital with Coronavirus, am I right? Designed by Scribbler. This blue isolation card says Happy Birthday and has a drawing of Boris Johnson.

Stay The Fuck At Home Birthday

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Send Norfolk's favourite radio DJ to brighten up any celebration with his famous charm, wit, and some classic tunes of course. Alan Partridge inspired design by Middle Mouse.

Abso Bloody Exactly

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Send birthday wishes, or something or other from Boris! You can go out, just don't go OUT out, and see your friends but not your family, sorry. Designed by Pearl Ivy.

Don't Go Out

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It's their birthday so they'd better work bitch. Make sure their loneliness doesn't kill them Britney style on their special day with this Foggish design.

It's Your Birthday Bitch

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