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Another birthday already? I swear they just had one last year! You've spent enough money on presents so send this funny Sooshichacha card instead.

Another Birthday

This unicorn is afro-tastic and ready to party! Sprinkle some stardust over the festivities with this cute Karmuka birthday card.

Birthday Wishes Unicorn

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I'm sure your Boyfriend will appreciate the Brooklyn Nine Nine reference for his birthday and the fact you called him a hot piece of ass won't hurt either. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Boyfriend

Ahh noo, you've gone and ruined the surprise now! A cat owner will find the funny side of this all to relatable birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

Got You An Excellent Present

We can't lie, he's not asked after you once. A cat-lover will appreciate this amusing birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

Happy Birthday From The Cat

They deserve at least a card for being the most fantastic bitch you know. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Birthday Bitch

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

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If you're going to blame anyone, blame that bitch Carole Baskin. Don!t beat around the bush with this Tiger King inspired Birthday card.

Quarantine Birthday

This beautiful birthday card by Portico Designs will get them in the mood to celebrate!

Hip Hip Hooray

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

Send a birthday card and a present (whoops, pheasant) all rolled into one with this punny Lucilla Lavender design.

Birthday Pheasant

This little snake is taking the poop emoji a little too literally! Make someone laugh and tell them to get well soon with this silly card by Tillovision.

You Look Like Shit, Dave

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners, as requested by Adam Riddell. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners

Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

Every had an awkward moment where you've noticed something about someone and it turns out it's a part of them! Tillovision illustrates that perfectly with this card.

Spider On Your Bum

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

For the friend or family member that takes cat in the hat a bit too seriously! Design by Hanna Melin for East End Prints.

Cats With Hats

Wish a little lady a totally wild 1st birthday with this fun Ling Design card.

Happy Birthday One Today

Say a very pimp styled happy birthday to your bestest bitch with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Happy Birthday To My Bestest Bitch

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

Send your Papa Bear this adorable card by Jolly Awesome this Father's Day.

Best Dad Ever Bear

Crazy Cat Lady Jeffrey and Janice birthday card. Who's to say having hundreds of cat friends is such a crazy idea? It sounds like heaven to me. The perfect card for those future cat ladies!

Crazy Cat Lady Jeffrey And Janice

A rabbit stuck inside a rabbit = Rabbitception. Design by Whale & Bird.

Yes It's Still Vibrating

Cake? Where?! Send birthday wishes to a young pup (or an old dog) who's ears prick up at those magic words! Designed by Poet & Painter.

Someone Say Birthday Cake