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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Show someone how much you care on their birthday with this tangible thing that you can point to and say, I love you this many dollars worth. The Office inspired card by Pedges Houseboat.

Card Is The Present

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

Just a regular Tuesday night then really. Send this funny Pedges Houseboat card inspired by The Office to someone as hardcore as Gareth.

Just The Eight Pints

Send Roy Keane to a football fan on their birthday and let them know they can celebrate but don't take it too far, for God's sake. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Way Over The Top

This birthday card designed by Pedges Houseboat should also be available in braille due to obvious reasons.

I Just Called To Say

We're sure even Stevie Wonder would laugh at this card... If he could see it. Spread seasons greetings to an absent friend with this Pedges Houseboat design.

Merry Christmas

Celebrate Liverpool FC winning the cup and the man that got them there with the perfect birthday card for a football fan. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Have A Boss Day

Make sure you send some beets to accompany this Dwight Shrute birthday card by Pedges Houseboat.

It Is Your Birthday

Make a Liverpool fan's Christmas (or maybe not) with this cheeky design by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Kloppmas

Time to party with Pam, have a few wines, probably some shots, and definitely some ham to celebrate! Gavin and Stacey inspired birthday card by Pedges Houseboat.

Oh My Christ

Put their presents on the table and have a laugh at this famous football feud. Send a friend this funny Pedges Houseboat birthday card.

As Far As I'm Concerned

Has the whole word gone crazy!? Send this Big Lebowski inspired card to someone highly competitive and they'll be entering into a world of pain. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Mark It Zero

Just like Captain Holt, clearly you couldn't be happier for them. Express your excitement and celebrate their birthday with this Brooklyn Nine Nine inspired card by Pedges Houseboat.

I Am Ecstatic

It doesn't matter how big they are, they're still a prick! Send Warwick to wish them happy birthday with this rude Pedges Houseboat card.

Birthday Little Prick

Do you know someone who wishes they could be as street as Michael Scott wishes he could be? Then this hilarious birthday card by Pedges Houseboat would be perfect for them!

Happy Birthday Biatch

OH. Celebrate their birthday Nessa style with a pint of wine and this Pedges Houseboat card. If they're a Gavin and Stacey fan, they'll loves it!

Sugar Tits

Who doesn't love Queen?! Find somebody to love and give them the spirit of Freddie this Christmas. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Santa Ooooooh

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