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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Just one? Ooh go on then! If this is their catchphrase, send this funny Lowe and Behold card to a wine queen.

Isla Va-Wine

Bad habits? Dunno what you're talking about, I've got Nun! Birthday design by Lowe and Behold.

Birthday Bad Habits

No tea, no shade, you look great on it sis! Condragulate a friend for making it this far by sending this Lowe and Behold birthday card.

Holly Sheet

Look's like it's happy hour! Send someone a Bev Arrarge or eight and really make their day. She's very popular. Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Bev Arrarge

Who knew there were so many names for the female genitals? Send this funny Lowe and Behold design to a right fanny and give them a giggle!

Fannys

But you don't look a day over 29! You really are shook... that they're no longer in denial. Birthday design by Lowe and Behold.

Truly Shokt

Remind you of anyone? Send this Lowe and Behold card to a knackered queen and marvel at how old they are. It's a miracle they've survived this long!

Geri Atric

They've got all their sister's with them! Wish someone a Merry Christmas with this naughty card by Lowe and Behold.

Sister Sledge

She may be an aging queen but the girl's still got it! Flatter a friend on their 50th with this Lowe and Behold design because Shirley they're not that old?!

Shirley Knott

Ida Clare, you're officially an old dame! Send this Lowe and Behold birthday card to a glamazon who's still slaying the game.

Ida Clare

She's only Jo King, you're still fabulous darling! Roast the birthday girl with this savage design by Lowe and Behold.

Jo King

Tits are great aren't they? Send this hilarious Lowe and Behold design to celebrate the owner of a generous pair of puppies!

Tits

Let them know they'll have to untuck to receive their birthday surprise! Give this hilariously rude Lowe and Behold design to a lucky guy.

Anna Blowey

Wink, wink. Send this rude Lowe and Behold card to someone who'd never say no to a cheeky finger or two.

Wilma Fingadoo

What more could you want for your birthday than a good old fist up the arse?! Or any occasion really. Just us? Ok, we'll see ourselves out! Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Up The Arse? Elle Yeah

Blow away the cob webs and commiserate an old, dried-up queen with this fabulously rude Lowe and Behold design.

Dusty Flapps

Congratulate the biggest smarty pants you know with this hilarious exam results or graduation card by Lowe and Behold.

Exam Joy

Arseholes ! we've all got one, and some of us are one! Educate someone on their anatomy with this cheeky illustrated design by Lowe and Behold.

Arseholes

Oh no, who invited Tiki La and Sam Buka?! Drag your sister to birthday drinks and try not to get carried away. Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Isla Va-Wine

How old?! You'll be left gagging when your illusive friend finally reveals her real age. Birthday design by Lowe and Behold.

Uma Gawd

His reputation precedes him! Send this funny Lowe and Behold design to a dog on heat who ought to be kept on a much tighter leash.

Humpin Strangers

Is he really your Dad if he doesn't strut about with his pale tummy on full display as soon as the sun comes out? Funny Father's Day design by Lowe and Behold.

Dad AF

See that sheepish look in his eye? Send this hilarious Lowe and Behold design to an old dog who should know better!

Bum Sniffin

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