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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Bad habits? Dunno what you're talking about, I've got Nun! Birthday design by Lowe and Behold.

Birthday Bad Habits

No tea, no shade, you look great on it sis! Condragulate a friend for making it this far by sending this Lowe and Behold birthday card.

Holly Sheet

She may be an aging queen but the girl's still got it! Flatter a friend on their 50th with this Lowe and Behold design because Shirley they're not that old?!

Shirley Knott

See that sheepish look in his eye? Send this hilarious Lowe and Behold design to an old dog who should know better!

Bum Sniffin

Translated that's Happy Birthday about 10 drinks in. Prepare for a very big night with this funny design by Lowe and Behold.

Hey, You!

What more could you want for your birthday than a good old fist up the arse?! Or any occasion really. Just us? Ok, we'll see ourselves out! Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Up The Arse? Elle Yeah

Could have sworn they turned 29 last year? Kelsy's onto them and so are you! Drag your friend with this Lowe and Behold birthday card.

Kelsy Fukin-Preez

But you don't look a day over 29! You really are shook... that they're no longer in denial. Birthday design by Lowe and Behold.

Truly Shokt

This iconic duo are the key to any successful birthday night out with the girls. Just don't invite Han Gova this year, she's a right party popper! Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Chase Boyes

Oh no, who invited Tiki La and Sam Buka?! Drag your sister to birthday drinks and try not to get carried away. Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Isla Va-Wine

He looks far too pleased with himself! Send this cheeky Lowe and Behold design to a self-professed ladies man who's always chasing (his own) tail.

Chasin Pussy

Sia Laters, hun! Dramatically make your exit and shantay away... Leave a parting remark to be remembered by with this cheeky Lowe and Behold design.

Sia Laters

Give your heart to that special someone on Valentine's Day and make them feel like a king or queen! Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Isla Vue

Wink, wink. Send this rude Lowe and Behold card to someone who'd never say no to a cheeky finger or two.

Wilma Fingadoo

Let them know they'll have to untuck to receive their birthday surprise! Give this hilariously rude Lowe and Behold design to a lucky guy.

Anna Blowey

Coulda fooled me... Send this naughty Lowe and Behold card to a proud cock destroyer.

Fonda Coxx

Oops sorry, that was supposed to say Father! Our mistake, a gust of wind must have interfered. Father's Day design by Lowe and Behold.

To My Farter

She just loves to eat out - even sometimes twice in one day! Send this hilariously rude Lowe and Behold to someone with similar tastes.

Etta Minge

He was worth more than 50p but not now you've already rinsed him for all he's got, poor bugger! Wish a Happy Father's Day to the bank of Dad with this Lowe and Behold design.

Made O Money

No celebration would be complete without some classic anal humour. Rhea's back door is always open! Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Rhea Entry

Ida Clare, you're officially an old dame! Send this Lowe and Behold birthday card to a glamazon who's still slaying the game.

Ida Clare

Tits are great aren't they? Send this hilarious Lowe and Behold design to celebrate the owner of a generous pair of puppies!

Tits

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