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Wish Happy Birthday to your Dad and send him this lovely Paper Plane card.

Happy Birthday Dad Card

Paper Plane

This Birthday card by Brainbox Candy is hilariously rude. Suitable for any occasion.

Minge Squeak Card

Brainbox Candy

Do You remember the Naughties? I said No No No! But we all remember Amy Winehouse. Funny and Witty Birthday Card for your best babe. Designed by Studio Boketto.

Amy Winehouse Birthday Card

Studio Boketto

Oh wow 40 years old! Time to let them know you can't believe how old they got with this 40th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Shit You're 40 Card

Filthy Sentiments

Everyone knows spooning is best when it leads to forking. Send this Art File design to the little (or big) spoon in your life!

I'm Too Hot Now Card

Art File

Let them know how much they mean with this funny, sweet, birthday, anniversary or valentine's day card.

You Are The Wind Beneath My Duvet Card

Tillovision

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The newest kids on the block... meet our utterly adorable smilies! A friendly fairy cake to wish a big 'happy birthday!' in a cute card. Set on a soft grassy green background.

Happy Birthday Cupcake Card

Kali Stileman

As humour cards go, this funny Paul McCartney birthday card from Buddy Fernandez is a banger. The design is based on the popular postcard book 'Celebs At Home' by Andy Bush.

Funny Birthday Card Paul McCartney

Buddy Fernandez

Here's the perfect birthday card when you can't really be bothered! They've got a card, what more do they want? Designed by Dean Morris.

I Know It's Your Birthday Card

Dean Morris Cards

Give Mum five stars with this funny Birthday card!

Five Star Mum You're Mum-Believable Card

Tillovision

Firm but fair 60th birthday card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez.

60 Fuckety Fuck Card

Buddy Fernandez

A great Lucilla Lavender Birthday card for someone called Henry, who may also be a bit of a tit.

He's A Tit Card

Lucilla Lavender

Perfect to send to one of your favourite parents! By Sadler Jones.

You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greetings Card

Sadler Jones

Make them feel Supersonic this birthday with this Electric birthday card by Pedges Houseboat.

Happy Birthday R Kid Card

Pedges Houseboat

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Make your son feel special on his birthday by reminding him of how honoured he is to have you both! Designed by Scribbler.

Son Only Gift You Need Card

Scribbler

A Birthday card for that friend or family member who loves to add a splash of wine while following a recipe!

Cooking With Wine Card

Go La La

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Remind your daughter that she's already the luckiest the girl in the world. With parents like you, what more could she possibly want? Funny birthday design by Scribbler.

Daughter Only Gift You Need Card

Scribbler

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Take this opportunity to say Happy Birthday and compliment her perfect pair because nipples are the eyes of the face! Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Wife Card

Scribbler

Whether it's an itchy bottom, testicle fungus or buttock boils, with them better with this card designed by Go La La.

Sorry To Hear About Your Card

Go La La

Let your favourite relative know they're definitely your favourite, in the top 5 at least with this brilliant Objectables Birthday card

You Are My Favourite Relative Card

Objectables

This Birthday card is perfect for anyone who does web stuff.

I'm A Web Designer Card

Tillovision

Sometimes however much you try, you still fail. Send this hilarious Birthday card from Go La La to make them laugh so much a little poo might come out!

His Arse Had Other Ideas Card

Go La La

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Finally an honest birthday card that tells it like it is. Wish your adequate niece an above average day with this Scribbler design.

The Best Niece Card

Scribbler

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Send this card to someone who doesn't want to celebrate their special birthday!

Milestone Birthday Card

Modern Toss

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