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Why We Love Rude Cards

Rude cards!  It’s part of rude words, rude jokes and the rude expressions that are now part of everyday life.    Just the word rude causes wry smiles, enjoyment, howls of laughter and in some cases indignation from those determined to police our moral values!

Language has changed,  words that were previously unacceptable are now in everyday usage, used lightly and without embarrassment which is at it should be, naturally these words are not for children and those bought up with different standards as there is no intention to offend.  It takes time but the rude words of today no longer have the impact of a few years ago and the more they’re used the less rude they become!

Rude cards have taken the language of today and laughed long and loud,  along with all those who enjoy the humour and what is better than laughter.  It’s a great medicine and if we can find something as simple as a rude card and laugh at and with it, then long may they continue.

It’s the humour of countless people, we laugh at jokes, at comedians and we laugh at cards.   Rude personalised cards are appreciated by all sorts it’s an alternative humour, a great way of communicating with your friends and making them laugh, they’ve filled an empty space and helped to revive the idea of sending cards.

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A Typical Rude Card From Scribbler

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Our Favourite Personalised Bon Voyage Cards

We love to travel here at Scribbler. And when we hear about someone jetting off somewhere nice while we are stuck in the office selling personalised cards, we are not so mean spirited that we don’t think about the perfect bon voyage cardsto send them when they go. Since it’s that time of year when everybody wants to flee the country but they can’t because they are still totally skint from Christmas, we thought we would dust off some of our favourite Personalised Bon Voyage cards from the Scribbler website. No matter how many bon voyage cards you are sent from Scribbler, sometimes nothing can prepare you for the horrors you find on a cheap package deal. We’ve never encountered something quite this bad though..!

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This is more like it – a fun and friendly monster to wish you on your way. this would be the perfect bon voyage card to send a child (if the child was a prodigy that spoke fluent French and understood what bon voyage meant). Bon Voyage Card Monster

While it’s best not to fill your loved ones with fear before a long voyage, we all know what it’s like to be strip-searched, that feeling of utter helplessness at the border when the surly policemen puts on a latex glove – oh, wait, maybe we don’t actually know what that’s like…

Bon Voyage Card Strip

Well this is more like it – a fun filled colourful personalised bon voyage card to get them excited about their travels…

Bon Voyage Card Pop

 

 

 

 

 

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Personalised Bon Voyage Cards Make Happy Travellers

People have many reasons for going on a trip, and when you send Bon Voyage Cards before they go, they’ll be sure to think about you when they are travelling.

Whether they are going travelling or moving abroad or running away from home, you want to make sure that they have fond memories of you (even if you don’t deserve it).

So choose a Bon Voyage Card from Scribbler.com, and if you really want to make a lasting impression, check out our personalised Bon Voyage Cards.

There’s often a lot of time to kill when you are on a journey, which gives you time to look at the card you were given by the loved ones that you have left back home.

If you’ve received personalised cards from them before you’ve left you’ll have happy memories fresh in your mind.

And what if, heaven forbid, your loved one forgot to wish you Bon Voyage, you’d be pretty gutted. That is until you saw that they used scribbler.com to deliver one internationally to your destination.

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Congratulations Cards

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congratulations cards

Congratulations,  there must be song in there somewhere! Such a lovely word; big and bold,  meaning just what it says, there’s nothing to beat it. It’s an excuse to celebrate,  send congratulations cards and start the party.

Congratulations are something freely given and a sincere way of communicating pleasure.    The delight a message of congratulations can bring simply by paying someone a compliment is worth a million dollars.

From  a pat on the back and a brief ‘congratulations mate’,  through to good luck charms and  most importantly cards congratulating the recipient on their success, they’ve bought a house, the braces have come off,  the results are in, the engagement’s announced!

Congratulations cards come in all shapes, and sizes, decorated, plain or personalised the word says it all in a generous expression of joy in the good fortune of another.  We need more of this!   It’s something that may sometimes be forgotten in the rush of life but one word can say a thousand.

It’s a time that calls for champagne and messages and there’s no better way to say congratulations with the appropriate personalised cards , they’re nice to send and even better to receive so don’t hesitate, someone somewhere should be congratulated!

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A well chosen Personalised Valentines Card can earn you serious brownie points!

Women associate Valentines Day with romance, love and spontaneity, where men see it as a challenge to meet there partners expectations. A day with such potential often ends in disappointment because the lack of preparation the couple have devoted to the big day. Whether you can or can’t afford a splash up meal and expensive, the basis to start the day off well is to give a well thought out and chosen personalised valentines card.

A well-chosen personalised valentines card can earn you serious brownie points, so here at Scribbler we thought we’d give you a few pointers in the right direction. Depending on your situation you have to decide which route you’ll go down for choosing a card. Either the loving, cute and romantic angle or the raunchy, rude and crude style.

 

If your relationship in box fresh and you’re in the honeymoon period still then go for a more loving choice of card as the relationship is still not ripe and you could offend your lover. The Long-term relationships that have a strong bond and trust will  then go wild and send some dirt. The great aspect to sending a personalised valentines card is that you have the opportunity to make it your own and personalise it in the way you speak to your partner. Add a little nickname or a photo of you both to make each other feel special on Valentine’s Day.

 

There a many other personalised valentines card websites which sell the cliché soppy valentines cards which to be honest make us want to bulk. Be creative, be fun and make this Valentines Day unique with a personalised valentines card from Scribbler.com

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Why we sell the best rude valentines cards?

Valentine’s Day is held on the February 14th and is a day for celebrating love and affection shared between intimate companions. The workers at Scribbler are a spicy bunch and when it’s comes to Valentine’s Day we love to turn the heat up on our selection of rude valentine’s cards.

We know what you’re thinking, why would you risk the chances with the girl of your dreams by giving them a rude valentines cards…? Women love cocky gentleman as long as they don’t make them look too stupid and we think it says a few positive things about you.  If you have the gonads to send a rude valentines card then that shows you’re confident individual with an audacious sense of humour.

When she receives her rude valentine’s cards it could swing both ways. 1 way is that it sends a cold shiver down her spine with her thinking “how could he be so rude” or 2 she expects something so different that it gives her a genuine surprise and leaves a smile on her face for the entire commute to work.

Create an exciting and unpredictable Valentine’s Day by sending your partner a rather daring rude valentine’s card from Scribbler. Fill it will a personal touch by adding a photograph, there name and unique message inside to balance out the rudeness to romance.

 

Rude Valentines Card 1

 

I Really Love You, Oh and You’re a Great Shag. The safer option for a rude valentine’s card, however it is rude…just in a complimentary way.  At the end of the day what’s the point in being in a relationship if the sex isn’t great? This card is highlighting that you love them so we don’t believe this card is too risky.  If you love your partner and enjoy the sex then send this rude valentines card today.

 

Rude Valentines Card 2

Of course I love you now get me a beer. This card is stepping the rudeness up a notch. Be careful with this one as it’s bound to stir a few women up. The amount of time she’s caught you on the couch drinking a beer when you’re supposed to be doing chores. This style of rude valentines cards is designed for the strongest of relationships.

Rude Valentines Card

Happy Valentine’s Day.   This is a great card to send on Valentine’s Day, just make sure to back it up with an overly romantic and loving message inside otherwise you’ll be suggesting you’re only with her for her oral Olympics. A cocky (literally) rude valentines cards which create a reaction on February 14th.

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Epic Mothers Day Songs

The Scribbler.com team were looking over our range of mothers day cards earlier, in preparation for the frenetic orgy of card buying that our personalised cards website will doubtless undergo in the second week of March, and I found myself wondering what the most poignant song would be to really represent Mothering Sunday.

As usual I decided to conduct some ad hoc market research around the office and with strangers who crossed my path during the day, and asked everyone to think of one song that summed up how they felt about their good old mum.

The usual suspects were suggested, but I wanted something special, a song of epic proportions that would blow everyone else’s run of the mill musical choices clean out of the water.

And that’s when it hit me.

There could only be one mothers day song.

And that song is Treat Your Mother Right by Laurence Tureaud AKA Mister T, that featured on his 1984 motivational video Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool.

Watch it and weep, and if you can find something better I will be tempted to shower you with free personalised cards.

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Scribbler Wins Guardian Poll

Scribbler was featured in the Guardian last week in the Store Wars series. Every week two retailers from a given sector are put through their paces and given marks out of ten. Scribbler scored a whopping 8/10 of ten, and our personalised cards website also got a mention.

This was put to the public in a poll, in which we bagged 88.5% of the votes. Thanks to everyone who took part – we’re pretty chuffed..!

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Scribbler wins guardian poll

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Writing The Perfect Valentines Message


February 14th marks Saint Valentine’s, a day to celebrate love with someone special in your life, or not in many people’s cases. Whatever the situation you find yourself in it’s always a good idea to send Valentines Cards either to make you or someone else smile. Whether you’ll be sending romantic cards, Funny Valentines Cards or rude valentine’s cards it’s always a rather time consuming chore. So we thought we’ll give you some examples of our best-selling valentine’s cards with a few cheeky messages to pop inside to inspire you.

 

Valentine’s cards are a great way to make your lover laugh, smile or cry; depending on the approach you take it’s critical to get a good balance of humour and romance inside a card. At Scribbler we think the recipe for the perfect valentine’s card includes the ingredients above. Add a hint of rudeness, a splash of cute and finish off with a layer of romance. Bringing these all together will take the recipient on a journey of emotions and realise how much you mean to them.

 

Funny Valentine’s Day card messages:

 

What’s good about the morning? You.

 

You’re like my dandruff; I can’t get you out of my head.

 

I just ate some Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

 

Funny Valentines Card

Romantic Valentine’s Day card sayings:

 

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formula, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

 

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.

 

I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.

 

Romantic Valentines Cards

 

Rude Valentines Day messages:

 

I love you so much and would never want to lose you…well maybe some of you.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue…a face like yours belongs in a zoo

 

Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit.

 

Rude Valentines Cards

 

Good luck with your hunt for your valentine’s card, check out Scribbler’s great range of personalised valentine’s cards that you’re able to personalise with your own photo, name on the front and message inside. Much love.

 


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5 ways to send Valentines Day Cards

When choosing a Valentines card for a loved one, always err on the side of caution.
Hold on – did we just say that? Well we didn’t mean it and today, kids, we’re going to discuss our favourite ways to to send Valentines day cards to the person you love (lust?).

1. The romantic way…
Pick a really romantic card. We don’t actually think that the whole ‘anonymous’ thing is very romantic (a bit creepy actually) – it’s best to wear your heart on your sleeve and choose a personalised card with your loved ones name on it – and make it a large one. If you are feeling really romantic, send a lovely bunch of flowers with your card.

2. The cheapskate way
The cheapskate way is much like the romantic way, but instead of sending a bunch of flowers with your card, choose a photo upload valentines card, and use a picture of you holding a bunch of flowers, so that you lover will get the subliminal message that you have bought flowers, when all you’ve actually done is raid the neighbour’s flowerbeds and taken a snap with your phone.

3. The ego deflating way
This one’s a cracker. Get online and order multiple Valentines cards, but only personalise one of them. This will make your loved one think that as well as the personalised card from regular ol’ you, they also have a string of anonymous admirers. Let them strut around for a few days before breaking the news. This will make them realise that not only do you love them so much that you sent them loads of cards, but also that you’re the only person that’s remotely interested in them.

4. The sexy way
This is probably best if you are already in a relationship with the recipient or are confident of success. Choose one of our rude valentines cards, and personalise it with a naughty message inside. If they don’t take out a restraining order you’ll know you’re in with a chance.

5. The creepy way
For us the creepy way to send a Valentines card is also the traditional way. Send a card anonymously and never tell them that it was you. It’s a bit silly because you’ll never benefit from it, but if you must do it this way, at least choose a good one (try one of our funny Valentines cards).

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