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It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important Card

Bold and Bright

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This year send your loved one this hilarious retirement card and use it as the perfect excuse to take a cheeky selfie. Perfect for colleagues, bosses or family members. By Rooster Cards.

This Old Git Has Finally Retired Card

Rooster

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Wishing you a really happy retirement! A gorgeous greetings card to celebrate a very special milestone. This card features colourful lettering and bright flora against a taupe background.

Happy Retirement Flowers Card

Kali Stileman

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Funny Golf Retirement card

Funny Golf Buggy Retirement Card

Abigolucky

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Let a colleague know you wish you were a few years older and could tunnel out the office and escape with them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Congrats On Your Great Escape Card

Scribbler

Now that you're retired, you could do all of the options on this Poet & Painter card.

Happy Retirement Card

Poet & Painter

Tell them not to go with this awesome leaving card by Lucilla Lavender.

I Can't Believe You Are Leaving Card

Lucilla Lavender

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor Card

Scribbler

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They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick Card

Scribbler

Why not give your coworker a lovely send off and give them this cheeky card!

Rude Retirement Card

Proper Job Studio

Send this funny card to the lady in your office who is too old for this shit and finally retiring.

Knackered And Frustrated Retirement Card

The Blunt Badger

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It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.

Retired Card

Scribbler

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again Card

Brainbox Candy

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Card

Scribbler

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy Card

Scribbler

We all know the feeling - any excuse not to go work. Save time; switch on the telly. Another of the great range of 'at work' New Job cards from Modern Toss. A great personalised New Job card.

Printers Broken Card

Modern Toss

Send this Birthday card by Buddy Fernandez to your colleague when they leave, you can almost guarantee someone you signed it won't know who they are!

Have No Idea Who You Are Birthday Card

Buddy Fernandez

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life Card

Bold and Bright

Aren't they gone already? Send this Dean Morris card to someone who can take a good joke!

5 Minutes Card

Dean Morris Cards

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this New Job card designed by Scribbler.

Pursue Your Dream Card

Scribbler

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss You Card

Quite Good Cards

Personalise one of our great New Job cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off Card

Modern Toss

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It's time for them to put their feet up and relax, so congratulate them on their retirement with this personalised card by Some Ink Nice.

Happy Retirement Card

Some Ink Nice

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Say farewell to someone who's retiring with this hilarious card!

Finally Buggaring Off - Happy Retirement Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

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