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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Thanks mum, you did a great job. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Great Job Raisin Me Card

STOP. Zimmer time. (Like hammer time but with a Zimmer frame instead because you are old.) Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Zimmer Time Card

Congratulations, you're old. Send this Birthday card to someone who is still rocking it at 50. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Still Rocking It At 50 Card

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A romantic but fishy card for true soul mates. Featuring some loved up soles. Perfect for weddings, anniversaries or just fish lovers.     Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face.

Sole Mates Love Card

That was awkward...     Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mistletoe Card

What I learnt in maths... Did anyone learn anything than this?? I doubt it. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Boobies Card

A medal for the co-creator of the best child ever. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mother's Day Medal Card

I like the way you blow me... Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Blowing Bubbles Card

You are a very old man indeed. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Old Card

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Congratulations on your newest arrival!     Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face

Another Mouth To Feed! Card

You were born, well done. Here is a medal to celebrate. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Birthday Medal Card

I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus.    Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mince Spies Card

I've cleared everything else, you're the only thing on my list baby. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

To Do List Card

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Say Hello with the classic 80's toy phone.     Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face

Hello! Card

Sorry for making you go bald dad. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Regain Hair Growth Card

Season's greetings from the fawn.    Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Christmas Fawn Card

Good luck, you will be the best of the best. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

You're Going To Ace It Card

Congratulations, you've made some mini boobies!    Designed by You've got pen on your face.

It's A Girl Card

So glad you found each other! Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Compass Of Love Card

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A festive pesky pigeon flying in to wish you a happy Christmas.    Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Pigeon In A Santa Hat Christmas Card

To the coolest dad. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mr Frosty Card

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A jumping spaceshopping YESSSSS!    Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face

Yessssss! Card

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