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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Anyone for Sunday lunch? This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Gravy Boat Card
Absolute agony. Almost as painful as childbirth, but not quite! Send this Whale and Bird Birthday card for any occasion.

Clipped A Bollock Card
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Another Forest Fr1ends classic, perfect for that friend you know (or partner even) who might just actually try this! Not that you want to encourage them! From Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird

The Patient Is Still Breathing! Card
A rabbit stuck inside a rabbit = Rabbitception. Design by Whale & Bird.

Yes It's Still Vibrating Card
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Words to live by! This Birthday card is from the mind of Forest Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Never Be A Tory Card
Show your wifey how proud you are that she's yours with this Whale & Bird card. Perfect for a birthday, an anniversary or just because!

Wifey For Lifey Card
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We've all been there.. right?! This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Insert An Arm Card
Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word Card
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Who doesn't love a bit of Mr Blobby?! Long term relationships aren't always easy but find someone you can laugh with and you might just make it! Another hilarious valentines or even anniversary card from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Don't Call Me Noel - Mr Blobby Card
Words to live by. Teach 'em the most important lessons early in life. Brilliant Whale and Bird Birthday card for any occasion.

Never Trust A Fart Card
That poor little hedgehog, he only wants a hug! Know someone who hates hugging? Then this Whale And Bird Birthday card is perfect for them.

Hedge Hugs? No Thanks Card
It's always best to be honest when it comes to relationships! Another hilarious card from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Down The Arcade Card
Remember, just because you share the slightest resemblance doesn't make you related. This Whale And Bird Birthday card illustrate that perfectly!

Dad? Card
How does one even adult? Send this Anniversary card to someone who's just making it up as they go along, the same as the rest of us! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Fully Functioning Adults Card
Let them know that they carrot lose with this cute Whale And Bird card.

I'm Rooting For You Card
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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama Card
Quirky illustrated bear themed Birthday card from Whale & Bird.

Whoop Whoop Sarcastic Bear Card
Wish your gorgeous girl a Happy Birthday with this Whale And Bird card.

Birthday Gorgeous Girl Card
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The definite answer to that age old question! This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Dinner Time Card
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Somethings about getting old are inevitable! Design by Forest_Fr1ends from Whale & Bird.

Don't Rush Bernard Card
Unfortunately, you can't pick and flick your birthdays! Tell someone to have a big blow out this year while they still can. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Birthdays Are Like Bogies Card
Whether they're newly engaged or celebrating an anniversary, you have to admit that this couple are pretty cute together! Send this Whale & Bird card to your couple goals everyday.

You're Pretty Good Together Card
Send this Whale & Bird anniversary card to a partner who you frequently think about killing in new and creative ways. It's a lot cheaper than therapy.

Let's Celebrate With Some Toast Card
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It was fuckin' one of yaz!! (if you know you know). Send this hilarious Whale and Bird Birthday card for any occasion.

Shit Into A Guitar Card

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