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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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What even is a cockwomble? Does anybody know? I really don?t want to google this Sweary Birthday card company.

Birthday Cockwomble Card
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Celebrate the other half, but don't forget to celebrate your besties this Valentine's Day. Wish your best bitch a Happy Palentine's with this funny, but simply heartfelt card. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.

Happy Palentine's, Bitch Card
We all know this is what really happened, Joseph was a complete mug for believing that far-fetched story. A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Just Sayin Card
Not sure how to make a bellend jingle but it seems Sweary Card Company have found the answers with this Christmas card.

Jingle Bellend Card
Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off Card
A card perfect for the person that always seems to get sick on the most convenient days leaving you to do all of the work. A card designed by Sweary card company.

Get Well Soon Faker Card
Make Jesse from Breaking Bad proud with this Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Bitch Card
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Complimenting a gentleman's penis is the height of romance these days. Send your boyfriend this cheeky Valentine's Day card and remind him he's handsome from top to bottom. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.

Nice Willy, Handsome Card
Weddings coming around and you need some slaves? Ask your best girlfriends with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Bridezilla Bullshit Card
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"Roses are Red, Violets are Bl.... that's not how you load the dishwasher!" Honestly, how do you cope? Give your partner this ruder take on a Valentine's classic for all your romantic needs. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.

No Fucking Idea How I Put Up With You Card
Let your loved one know how much they annoy you but also that you wouldn?t be able to live without them with this Anniversary card designed by Sweary Anniversary card co

Do My Fucking Head In Card
Say happy birthday to the baddest bitch you know. If badness meant picking up the kids from school on time. A card by Sweary card company.

Badass Best Bitch Card
They are finally at that age now where old as fuck is a fair thing to be calling them. Let them know just that with this Birthday card designed by Sweary Birthday card company.

Old As Fuck Card
Let's hope they learnt their lesson from the first one... A card designed by Sweary card company.

Try Not To Fucking Drop It Card
Anytime, anyplace. If you need to sit down my face is available, just try to be quiet. A Anniversary card designed by Sweary Anniversary card company.

As Long As I've Got A Face Card
We are all here to serve cats and that is something we will never get away from. Imagine if they had thumbs.... A Birthday card designed by Sweary Birthday card company.

Feed Me Worthless Servant Card
Let your husband know that you're more attracted to the Christmas tree than them with this cheeky design by Sweary Card Company.

Stays Up For 12 Nights Card
We're sure you can?t stand dealing with peoples shit most of the time but when it comes to the dogs it's almost impossible to avoid. A Birthday card by Sweary Birthday card company.

Thanks For Picking Up My Shit Card
For someone that has finally locked it down and doesn?t have to worry about awkward first dates anymore. Unless they divorce. A Wedding card by Sweary Wedding card company.

Married As Fuck Card
Their strip tease got them a really weird but surprisingly catchy nickname last year... A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Card
Let them know that you'll be getting festive in the bedroom with this Christmas design by Sweary Card Company.

I'll Jingle Your Balls Card

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