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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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If they are old enough to remember these pens, this is the birthday card for them!

Funny Retro 4 Colour Pen Birthday Card
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Close your eyes and make a wish! If they love cats more than anything, this is the birthday card for them!

Funny Birthday Card - For Cat Lovers - Make A Wish!
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If you know someone who appreciate a bad joke, this is the card for her! Perfect for your wife or girlfriend!

Retro Calculator Boobies Joke Birthday Card
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If they love Queen Diane and a glass of rose in equal measure, this is the birthday card for them! Celebrate their birthday and the TV phenomenon The Traitors with this funny card.

Diane From The Traitors Rose Birthday Card
Spread a bit of birthday fabulousness with this colourful design by Running with Scissors

Condragulations On Your 40th Card
Life is busy and sometimes we have the abbreviate! Send a big HB2U to your friends this birthday! They will be grateful AF!

HB2U Card
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Mum, wife, sister, best friend or colleague - if you know a woman who has reached the age when ibuprofen becomes her new best friend, this is the card for her!

Old Enough To Injure Yourself Sleeping Birthday Card
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If your mate loves a bit of Raye, celebrate their birthday with this fabulous design inspired by the icon herself!

Funny Birthday Card - Raye Card For Music Fans
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If they love a bit of Claudia Winkleman and are super excited about the return of The Traitors, this is the birthday card for them! Prove your 100% faithful by sending this funny birthday card

Claudia Winkleman The Traitors Inspired Birthday Card
Send some sexy birthday wishes to the biscuit lover in your life! Celebrate big nobs, biscuits and terrible puns with this colourful card!

Wanna Dunk Big Nob? Biscuit Lovers Birthday Card
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If he is young at heart but older in the general back area, this is the Father's Day card for him! Perfect for ageing men who won't leave the house without a pack of painkillers or a heat patch!

Young At Heart But Older In The General Back Area
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This Valentine's Day, remind them that today is all about celebrating their love for YOU! The Sarcastic Cat gets it! Share some cheeky Valentine's Day love with this cute design.

Sarcastic Cat Celebrate Your Love For Me
Send your other half a cheeky Valentine with this funny design! If they're the absolute bollocks, this is the card for him!

Funny Bollocks Valentine’s Day Card
If your friend is hooked on the new hottest show on tv, then this card is for them! send some Claudia Winkelman inspired love this birthday!

Traitors Inspired Birthday Card
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If they are a big fan of The Traitors, and king of the game Harry, this is the birthday card for them! Would I lie to you? Celebrate the must see TV show of the year with this funny card

The Traitors Harry Card - Harry Birthday To You!
Give a bit of flavour to the Christmas season with this cute design.

Soy To The World Card
If she loves a bit of fancy jam, this is the birthday card for your Bonne Maman! Share some love with your mum with this card inspired by the iconic jam jar!

Fancy Jam, So Jammy Mother's Day Card
Send some cheeky birthday love to the smelly bum in your life! If they can clear a room with their trouser trumps, this is the card for them! Perfect for husband or boyfriend!

Happy Birthday Smelly Bum Toilet Cleaner Card
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Funny Partner In Crime Birthday Card - Perfect For Your Naughty Other Half If your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend loves a bit of cheeky humour, this is the card for them

Funny Partner In Crime Birthday Card
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If your mum is more than just your average mother, and she likes to share an occasional simple with you, this is the card for her! Celebrate love with his bold and cheeky design!

Mother's Day Card - Partner In Wine
If your colleague is just about to take her maternity leave, send her off with a laugh with this cheeky design. If she loves a bit of sarcastic humour, this is the card for her.

Funny New Baby / Maternity Leave Card
We all have friends, parents, or grandparents who keep all their passwords written down in a secret little book! If you know them, celebrate them with this Birthday card!

Little Book Of Passwords Card
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If they love a cheeky LOL, this Jesus inspired card is the perfect for their 40th birthday!

40th Birthday Card - Jesus, Would You Look At Your Age!
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If they love a bit of pasta and pesto in front of the TV, this is the perfect Christmas card for them! Green sauce is the best sauce! Share some Christmas love with this food pun Christmas card

Funny Christmas Card For Pesto Lovers!

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