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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Love running deeper for your partner than for your love of complicated carbs? Show your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or significant other how much you care about this with this adorable illustrated valentines and anniversary card, featuring a cat loaf. Because cats and bread. What is not to love?

Loaf You Card
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This funny Colin the Caterpillar cake birthday card is perfect for sending to a friend on their birthday. Featuring the iconic chocolate M&S bug, it is guaranteed to send a smile and evoke feelings of nostalgia from kids' parties past and present.

Colin Card
As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card
Show someone you love them by sending them this cute egg on toast Anniversary card, but breakfast is always better when the two of you are together

Egg On Toast Card
Just like a public toilet cubicle, your favourite couple are now engaged - yay! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Engaged Card
Did they send you a totally fabulous card on your birthday? Well toucan play at that game! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Toucan Card
Aww, they said I do! Send this congrats Wedding card to your couple goals everyday. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Check You Guys All Married Card
Introducing Disney: For Adults, where Timon and Pumbaa were a couple of drunks corrupting a young and impressionable Simba. Now you know! Birthday design by Lucy Maggie.

Hakuna Ma Vodka Card
We're sorry to inform you that your 30s have expired. You are now officially old and will have to tick a new age bracket on all offical forms. Birthday design by Lucy Maggie.

Thirties Have Now Expired Card
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This tasty looking cake design is the perfect way to bring some humour to a 30th birthday - or should we say 29th ... ish

Pink Cake 30 Card
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This funny card features an illustrated woman with her top off, swinging a cowboy hat and dressed in cow patterned tousers. She's in the desert being free next to a cactus - what better way to spend your birthday? Complete with the text 'go wild on your birthday'

Go Wild Card
Paw-some greeting Baby Shower card you'll never fur-get. Buy meow!

Welcome Card
Maura is that you? If you hear this in a thick Irish acent, send this rude Lucy Maggie Anniversary card to make your Love Island watching partner laugh.

Fanny Flutter Card
This funny gin-themed alcohol card is ideal for celebrating a special occasion - be it a graduation, new home, birthday or baby. Featuring a smiling, wide-eyed bottle of botanic infused boozey goodness, this card is perfect for any Hendricks lover. Containing the text 'Chin Chin, Let's Get on the Bloody GIn'

Chin Chin Card
The party don't start til the felines walk in! Who wants balloons when you can have furballs? Send this Lucy Maggie birthday card to someone who would 100% agree.

Birthday Cats Card
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Calling all Timothee Chalamet fans. Get them this celebrity card on their birthday

Timothee Card
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Let mum know how great she is with this boob-themed card, perfect for mother's day, or just any old day really. Featuring the text 'Mum you're the breast', this funny feminist design is guarnateed to send a smile.

Mum's The Breast Card
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Weee! It's their Birthday! This playful design featuring a racoon riding a bike is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone on their big day.

Racoon Card
This funny card is great for lovers of the old gherkin! With a cute smiling face, mutil-coloured grass skirt and token red party cup, this little pickle is ready to celebrate birthdays, veggie style. Bring a smile to your best mate, brother or sister's face with this gherkin that's pumped up and ready to party.

Pickle Card
Send this rude graduation design to a certified bellend - they've even got the diploma to prove it! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Clever Little Dickhead Card
Missing your best friends or family? Haven't seen your sister in months? Miss your Mum (or your mum's washing machine)? Show them that you've been thinking about them with this funny pun illustrated thinking of you shark sailor card. Featuring the text 'Fin-kin about you'.

Finkin' Card
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box gurrrl! This Lucy Maggie Anniversary card is ideal for anyone who knows what step two is!

One Cut A Hole In The Box Card
You could try cat's pyjamas instead, but it just doesn't have the same ring to it! Let someone know how brilliant they are with this hilarious Lucy Maggie Birthday card.

You Are The Dog's Bollocks Card
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We love this funny card revealing the cringey side of Valentine's day. Send this to your loved one that doesn't like soppy cards but will get a smile on their face after seeing this one.

Eww Gross Card

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