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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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A high street take-out on a Friday night with various Star Wars characters drunkenly queuing for kebabs, as requested by Andrew Sanders. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kebabba The Hutt Card

A colourful explosion of 1980s pop culture; the perfect Birthday card to fill any 80s baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980s Card

The Weather Girls performing It's Raining Men whilst surrounded by dying men who have inexplicably fallen from the sky, as requested by Anthony Mitchell. Gory Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Raining Men Card

A Bez Dispenser, as requested by Paul Stevens. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images that any music lover will appreciate.

Bez Dispenser Card

Dunno how that happened, I just came for my Frazzles. Count Orlok from Nosferatu awkwardly awaiting assistance at a Tesco self service checkout, as requested by Leigh Lewis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Unexpected Item Card

Jesus in a Pret A Manger nativity scene with - is that Stephen Fry?! As requested by Pete Redfern. Jim'll Paint It Christmas design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Xmas Pret Card

Sir David Attenborough battling the dark lord, Cthulhu during the filming of Blue Planet, as requested by Jim Taylor. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Sir David Vs Cthulhu Card

Elmo wasn't a fan of Death Valley... Bert and Ernie take a Fear and Loathing style trip to Las Vegas, as requested by Sam Richards. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Bat Country Card

Skeletor's really enjoying that Full Moon Party! He-Man on Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents, as requested by Josh McGlynn. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

He-Man Card

Must be summer! Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) road sign to point out sandy balls in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Sandy Balls Card

Prue Leith and Mary Berry in a UFC death match, wearing full 90s wrestling garb, as requested by Kirsten Reddick. Hilarious Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Vs Prue Card

Kim Jong-Un surfing a giant, golden wave of Donald Trump's hair in his underpants, as requested by Robin Hayles. Explosive Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Rocketman Card

Ah, they've finally admitted it's love! Ant and Dec getting married, as requested by Rick Neary. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mr & Mrs Ant & Dec Card

Mark Zuckerberg plotting his Facebook world domination, as requested by Niall Graham. Cue evil villain laugh. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Zuckerberg Card

Father Ted's peaceful 18 years in heaven being disturbed by the arrival of Father Jack and glasses stealing crows, as requested by James Sheppard. Funny Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Father Ted Card

Sounds right up their street? Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) street sign to point out a bell end in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Bell End Card

He's alive! Whatever you do, don't let him shake your hand. Mary Berry's Frankenstein, as requested by Clare Logan. Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Berry's Frankenstein Card

The road to heaven? Send this delicious sounding and totally real (we hope) road sign to point a fry up lover in the right direction. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Fryup This Way Card

Red pill or blue pill? Neo from The Matrix in Boots, agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen, as requested by Aaron Williams. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Neo's Headache Card

There's a strong Gail coming your way Deirdre! Coronation Street Fighter II, as requested by Rib Herdman. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Coronation Fighter Card

He's looking a bit shaken up there! Roger Moore's James Bond having a grand reunion party with all his villains, as requested by Josman Tickle. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Roger Moore Reunion Party Card

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