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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs Card
Deliveries straight to the maternity wards.

Package Card
A suitable card for the couple/partner who've been wedded forever.

In Sickness, In Health Card
You've searched high and low but you've finally found the one. Designed by Full Fat.

Found You Card
Raisin me, by Full Fat. Dad's love a pun - that's a fact. This card has a perfect example of a joke your dad would love this Father's Day!

Raisin Me Card
Congratulations on your new position

New Job Card
Congratulations! You've got a bun rising in the oven. Designed by Full Fat.

Oven Glove Card
Bye Tears, by Full Fat.Who knew a word could cry? Send this simple yet heartfelt New Job card to send someone off.

Bye Tears Card
Threats Finally Worked, by Full Fat. After all that effort, the threats finally worked- they're engaged. Say congratulations with this hilarious engagement card!

Threats Finally Worked Card
1 year is 7 years to dog, so a 30 year old would definitely dead! Send this hilarious birthday card by Full Fat to make them question everything!

Dog Years Drawing Card
Missile Toe, by Full Fat. Kissing under a missile toe wouldn't quite be as sweet as mistletoe. Send this punny card this Christmas!

Missile Toe Card
Show your partner that you're head over heels in love with them. Designed by Full Fat

Crutches Card
Be Smug You're Engaged, by Full Fat. They're probably going to spam their Facebook pages? but I guess we should let them have their moment. Send this funny engagement card to say congratulations!

Be Smug You're Engaged Card
New In
Fancy staying in a 'one-star' over Christmas?! Kind size straw 'bed' included. Designed by Full Fat

No Room At The Premier Inn Card
Compliment your partner and remind them what a great pair you make. Designed by Full Fat.

Socksy Card
A sweet wedding anniversary card for the the love of your life or that couple who've been wedded forever.

Long Stay Card
Give this card to someone who'll appreciate a Christmas themed reference to jeans. Designed by Full Fat.

Elves Card
New In
Send this to your pals. We don't know how long this engagement will be buffering for...

Marriage Loading... Card
Perfect for sprout haters.

I Hate Sprouts Card
A not so subtle reference to Christmas being a time for pleasure

Happy Clitmas Card
Congratulations! For potentially fantastic mothers (and Father's) to be...

Mother 2B Card
New In
Send this card to the pumpiest, stinkiest, farter you know. Yes, you Dad. Designed by FULL FAT.

UHEZ, Not ULEZ Card
Labour Party, by Full Fat. I guess that's one way to think about the labour party? move over Corbyn there's a new labour star. Send this funny card to the left leaning new parent!

Labour Party Card
OMG Ring, by Full Fat. They have a ring on their finger and you can't believe it! Send some happy vibes with this engagement card.

Omg Ring Card

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