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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card
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Sadly, this is the end of the road. Serve up a slice of sass and say your heartfelt goodbye to an older friend on their birthday. Designed by Do Something David.

Off You Fuck Card
What do they think they're doing being all healthy and shit weird bastards! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Close The Curtains Card
How can you wish this upon someone? Paper cuts are the worst they sting like a bitch! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Hope The Envelope Card
Any excuse to drink is I right? Technically this is two reasons so why not have 7 drinks! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

A Toast On Your Birthday Card
Gary Christ, our Lord and Saviour? Doesn't really have the same ring to it does it? Send this Do Something David Christmas card to your favourite Gary.

Looks Like A Gary To Me Card
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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up Card
50?? When did that happen? Don't let them forget that when it comes to age, they're in 50th place. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
Hmm this part must have been edited out of the final draft of the Bible... Can't think why! For someone who appreciates a good prank, send this funny design by Do Something David.

Ol Superglue On The Head Trick Card
So, fucking old is an understatement for the number that they are reaching. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old Card
You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn Card
And she calls it Clap For C*nts! Thank him for spending 24/7 at home and still managing to do the bare minimum with this funny Do Something David card.

Slow Claps Card
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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy Card
Oh come let us manure him! Update the school nativity play for the 21st Century and teach the kids some science while you're at it. Funny Christmas design by Do Something David.

Growing Him Hydroponically Card
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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

Birthday Happiness Card
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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker Card
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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this Birthday card by Do Something David.

Target Weight Card
Some people just seem to have found the fountain of youth at a young age not them though, they look like the back of a ballsack. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Some People Don't Seem To Age Card
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Send someone this silly Christmas card by Do Something David, if they've forgotten the real meaning of Christmas.

Sit Together Card
If they check your internet history before we enter heaven, we are all damned for eternity. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Just Gotta Check Your Internet History Card
They're a massive wanker and don't ever let them forget it with this card designed by Do Something David perfect for birthdays.

Wanker Card
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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You Card
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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings Card

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