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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Another early card and still a best seller, and another one popular with frequent flyers. Over the years this has become my mantra.

Look Like I Fly Economy Card
Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You Card
Send birthday kisses from Trump to your friends and enemies alike, though not if they have weak stomachs. Designed by Dean Morris Cards.

Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
Send this motivational potty mouthed card to anyone who needs a bit of profanity in their life.

I Try Not To Swear But Sometimes Card
I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Old Fucker Card
They say you get wiser with age, well with every positive comes a negative unfortunately, so warn your friends with this brilliant birthday card by Dean Morris.

Never Trust A Fart Card
If I Gave A Shit, by Dean Morris Cards.You bought this card, so you don?t need to say it anymore that's or sure. Send this super sincere card to your friend for their birthday.

If I Gave A Shit Card
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Am I right girls?? This is why we have vibrators. Send this hilariously rude Dean Morris photo upload Birthday card to cheer up a friend.

I Love Penises Photo Upload Card
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Wish a happy birthday to a first class wanker with this rude photo upload design that'll ensure everybody knows! Designed by Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday Wanker Photo Upload Card
We've all had to make withdrawals from the Bank of Dad before now. It's about time you sent them a Birthday card to thank them about always being open and having very good interest rates.

Bank Of Dad Card
Flattery will get you anywhere! Well, maybe not anywhere but somewhere! Send this Dean Morris card on Valentine's Day.

Great Pair Of Tits Card
Now is a good time to apologise for ruining Mum's Vagina. Oh, and wish her a happy Mother's Day with this Dean Morris card while you're at it!

Mum I'm Sorry Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: This was the first card I created for my now longest running Fabulous range. It's still popular, especially with cabin crew (obviously) and has become a bit of a catchphrase for me.

Fuck Off To Economy Card
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Here's a very rude birthday card for someone. I'm sure they'll get the joke.

Cunt Alert Card
Here's a nice bold and pretty rude birthday card. I'm sure they'll appreciate it. Don't blame us if they dont.

Happy Birthday Dick Head Card
Let them know they're still a dick with this brilliant Dean Morris Birthday card.

You're Still A Cock Card
This devilishly blunt Birthday card by Dean Morris is perfect to send to your friend who loves to be the centre of attention.

This Room Is Full Card
You've bowled a strike with your amazing other half so let him know what you love about him with this hilarious Valentine's Anniversary card by Dean Morris.

Love Playing With Your Balls Card
Let them know that 60 is going to be super with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

Super 60 Card
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Everyone knows that lesbians are way more fierce and savage than any lions. Funny photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Throw Me To The Lesbians Photo Upload Card
Sometimes it's best to be honest upfront just so the recipient isn't disappointed. You're doing them a favour really..

Fuck All Inside This Card
Mums around the country are saying if only Alexa could do that. Sales would go through the roof!

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card
Some wankers need professional help and that's where this guy could help you. Send this Dean Morris Birthday card to someone who needs help.

First Class Wanker Card

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