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Not everyone appreciates the C Word but for those who do, we've put all the brilliantly rude and insulting 'Cunt' cards in one place for you.
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Scouse inspired rude birthday card Designed by betiobca.

Birthday Cheeky Cunt
Is your friend or your grandmother moving house? Wish them the best of luck with this card.

Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts
Send them your best wishes with this Retro Birthday card by Dean Morris Cards.

People Say I'm Rude Card
Take a tip from Ricky Gervais in After Life and spread the joy! The perfect Pedges Houseboat birthday card to send a ginger twat.

You Tubby Ginger Card
Add A Photo
A photo says a thousand words so you don't have to waste your time writing a nice birthday message for that old cunt! Rude photo upload design by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt
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Can't think of anything worse? Send this Scribbler card to your family instead and make it clear in no uncertain terms why you won't be coming home for Christmas this year.

Driving Home For Christmas
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When we say we're thowing a party in your honour, if we look far too happy about you retiring, that's because we are. Designed by Scribbler.

Locals Pleased
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Danger ahead! If you've got the balls, send your old man this seriously rude Christmas card by Scribbler and hope he doesn't shoot the messenger!

Dad Santa Thinks You're A
What's worse Dickhead or Cuntface we feel like a poll is needed to answer this one. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday C Face
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You really are a terrible person but at least you can admit it! Whoever you've wronged will definitely appreciate this sorry card by Scribbler.

Sorry
It's possible to be both! If you lovingly call them a cunt then this Dean Morris card is perfect for you to let them know how you feel on their birthday.

Best Friend
Wish them a very happy birthday with this brilliant card.

Super Cunt! Card
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In honour of the final series of Afterlife, send Tony to say Happy Birthday to your favourite cunt. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Snot Curdling Cunt Card
If they're leaving you might as well let them know what everyone was thinking about them. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

He Was A...
The further you get into life the bigger cunt you become because you lose fucks to give. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Forty And Still A...
They are so much of a cunt they can't even finish first in a top cunt competition. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Because You're A Cunt
Are you a Gemma Collins superfan? Fancy yourself a bit of a diva? Then you'll love our GC inspired greetings card! Because you ain't ever gonna get this candy!

Happy Birthday, Ya Silly C*** Card
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A good friend knows he's a piece of shit but holds it in until she FINALLY sees it for herself! Be ready for a wine and whine when it all ends in tears. Designed by King B.

Sorry About The Divorce
Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word Card
Know a huge fan of Trainspotting? Then this Begbie inspired birthday card by Pedges Houseboat would be perfect for them!

Ye Doss C
Happy Christmas you big C word' Show them you care with this card from Filthy Sentiments. One for the mantle piece'

Happy Christmas Cassive Munt
Be careful who you send this one to. This card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for anyone with a very rude sense of humour.

Cunty Bollocks
Send them a message to show them how special they really are to you!

Thunder Cunt Card
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We love the C word at Scribbler but calling your Aunt one at Christmas is a bit far, even for us! It's okay though because you didn't - or did you?

Christmas Aunt

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