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Rude - Blow Job Tonight
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Blow Job Tonight

Rude - Wetter Than an Otter's Pocket | Rude Valentines Card
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Wetter Than an Otter's Pocket | Rude Valentines Card

Rude - I love fucking you | Valentine
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I love fucking you | Rude Valentines Card| VA1063

Rude - You Make My Winkle Hard | Valentines Card
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You Make My Winkle Hard | Valentines Card

Rude - I Want to Get My Hands on Your Package
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I Want To Get My Hands on Your Package

Rude - I Love Your Penis | Valentines Card
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I love your Penis

Rude - Every Inch | Valentine's Day Card | Scribbler Cards
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Every Inch | Valentine's Day Card

Rude - Now Do I Get That Shag?
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Now Do I Get That Shag?

Rude - I Fucking Love The Shit Outta You| Valentine's Card| WB1063
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I Fucking Love The Shit Outta You| Valentine's Card| WB1063

Rude - Explore Uranus| Valentine's Day Card |GO1031
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Explore Uranus| Valentine's Day Card |GO1031SCR

Rude - Really Big Cock | Funny Everyday Card
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Really Big Cock | Funny Everyday Card

Rude - Show you my Tits | Funny Valentines Card
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Show you my Tits | Funny Valentines Card

Rude - Great Shag | Funny Valentines Card
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Great Shag | Funny Valentines Card

Rude - Cheap Good For Nothing Whore | Valentines Card
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You're a cheap

Rude - Sit on my Facebook | Rude Card
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Sit on my Facebook | Rude Card

Rude - Ding Dong | Everyday Card
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Ding Dong | Everyday Card

Rude - Sugar Tits | Valentines Card
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Sugar Tits | Valentines Card

Rude - You're So beautiful | Funny card | WB1051
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You're So beautiful | Funny card | WB1051

Rude - Rude in the nude | Valentines Card
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Rude in the nude | Valentines Card

Rude - My Monkey's Been Naughty | Valentines Card
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My Monkey's Been Naughty | Valentines Card

Rude - Netflix and chill | Valentines Cards | VA1075 |
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Netflix and chill | Valentines Cards | VA1075 |

Rude - You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082
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You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082

Rude - Willy | Valentines card | DM1405
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Willy | Valentines card | DM1405

Rude - Bum | Valentines card | DM1407
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Bum | Valentines card | DM1407

Rude - Big Knob head |Dean Morris | DM2043
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Big Knob head |Dean Morris | DM2043

Rude - This Person Loves Cock | Rude Greeting Card | BC1044
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This Person Loves Cock | Rude Greeting Card | BC1044

Rude - Knobhead | Valentines Card
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Knobhead | Valentines Card

Rude - I fucking love you| Dean Morris | DM2038
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I fucking love you| Personalised Valentines Card | DM2038

Rude - Champagne Lube | Valentines card | bc1367
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Champagne Lube | Valentines card | bc1367

Rude - Sloth Love | Funny Romantic card | WB1048
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Sloth Love | Funny Romantic card | WB1048

Rude - All The Other Cards Were Really Shit | Funny General Card |BF1005
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All The Other Cards Were Really Shit | Funny General Card |BF1005

Rude - Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful | General Card | BC1531
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Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful | General Card | BC1531

Rude - My Cock Your Arse |Dean Morris |DM2065
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My Cock Your Arse |Dean Morris |DM2065

Rude - You Make My Pussy Ache | Rude Valentines Card | BC1120
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You Make My Pussy Ache | Rude Valentines Card | BC1120

Rude - Reason I Love You | Funny Valentines Cards| WB1046
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Reason I Love You | Funny Valentines Cards | WB1046

Rude - Enormous Cock | Dean Morris| DM2057
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Enormous Cock | Dean Morris| DM2057

Rude - Black Cock | General Card | OD1098
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Black Cock | General Card | OD1098

Rude - Legs soft willy hard | Dean Morris | DM2064
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Legs soft willy hard | Dean Morris | DM2064

Rude - A Prick | Anniversary Card | JA1149
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A Prick | Anniversary Card | JA1149

Rude - The Other Cards Were Really Shit| Funny General Card |BF1029
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The Other Cards Were Really Shit| Funny General Card |BF1029

Rude - Insufferable Shits|Funny Anniversary Card|OD1139
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Insufferable Shits|Funny Anniversary Card|OD1139

Rude - Shit Cunt| Rude General Card |BC1643
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Shit Cunt| Rude General Card |BC1643

Rude - I Love Fucking You|Rude Valentine's Day Card|DM2159
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I Love Fucking You| Rude Valentine's Day Card |DM2159

Rude - Minge Twinge | Rude Valentines Card | VA1073
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Minge Twinge | Rude Valentines Card | VA1073

Rude - Posh Meal | Brain box candy | BC1458
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Posh Meal | Brain box candy | BC1458

Rude - Shit Rainbows| Funny card| DM2009
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Shit Rainbows| Funny Card | DM2009

Rude - Attention-Seeking Bastard| Funny Congratulations Card |BF1007
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Attention-Seeking Bastard| Funny Congratulations Card |BF1007

Rude - The Only reason | Funny Valentines card| WB1044
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The Only reason | Funny Valentines card| WB1044

Rude - I've Seen Your Willy | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1022
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I've Seen Your Willy | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1022

Rude - Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian | Rude Valentines Card
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Go Green Fuck a Vegetarian

Rude - Your Smile | Valentines card | DM1406
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Your Smile | Valentine's card | DM1406

Rude - Happy Blow Job Day| Rude Valentine's Day Card |DM2161
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Happy Blow Job Day| Rude Valentine's Day Card |DM2161

Rude - Sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut | Valentines cards | DMV67
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Sit on my face | Valentines cards | DMV67

Rude - Chemistry Bitch| Rude Valentine's Day Card |VA1037
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Chemistry Bitch| Rude Valentine's Day Card |VA1037SCR

Rude - Lets get naked | Valentines Cards | VA1069
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Lets get naked | Valentines Cards | VA1069

Rude - Nice Cock | Valentine's Day card
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Nice Cock | Rude Valentines Day card

Rude - Slapper Loves Cock| Valentine's Day Card |DM2151
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Slapper Loves Cock| Valentine's Day Card |DM2151

Rude - A Is For Arse Pirate | General Card | OD1115
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A Is For Arse Pirate | General Card | OD1115

Rude - Wanna Take a Stroll | Valentines Card| BC1058
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Wanna Take a Stroll | Valentines Card| BC1058

Rude - I've Seen Your Fanny | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1021
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I've Seen Your Fanny | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1021

Rude - Drunken Shag |Valentine's Day Card |DM2047
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Drunken Shag |Valentine's Day Card |DM2047

Rude - Very Fucking much | Dean Morris | DM2060
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Very Fucking much | Dean Morris | DM2060

Rude - Cock Wobble| Rude General Card |BC1639
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Cock Wobble| Rude General Card |BC1639

Rude - Posh Meal| Valentine's Day Card |BC1661
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Posh Meal| Valentine's Day Card |BC1661

Rude - Everyone Thinks You're A Knob| Funny Valentine's Day Card | DM2153
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Everyone Thinks You're A Knob| Funny Valentine's Day Card | DM2153

Rude - Wreck Your Balls| Rude Valentine's Day Card |VA1031
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Wreck Your Balls| Rude Valentine's Day Card |VA1031SCR

Rude - M is For Muff Diver | General Card | OD1106
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M is For Muff Diver | General Card | OD1106

Rude - Fancy A Fuck? | Valentine's Day Card | BC1659
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Fancy A Fuck? | Valentine's Day Card | BC1659

Rude - You make me moist | Valentines card | DMV74
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You make me moist | Valentines card | DMV74

Rude - and sex and biscuits | Brainbox Candy | BC1467
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and sex and biscuits | Brainbox Candy | BC1467

Rude - It Won't Suck Itself| Rude Valentine's Card |DM2157
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It Won't Suck Itself| Rude Valentine's Card |DM2157

Rude - Biggest Asshole|Rude Birthday Card|OD1134
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Biggest Asshole|Rude Birthday Card|OD1134

Rude - Love You Almost as Much | Personalised Card
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Love You Almost as Much | Personalised Rude Card

Rude - Hole | Valentine's Day Card
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Hole | Valentine's Day Card

Rude - Rude Bits | Valentine's Day Card
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Rude Bits | Valentine's Day card

Rude - Good and Proper | Dean Morris | DM2059
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Good and Proper | Dean Morris | DM2059

Rude - My Willy | Valentines Card
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My Willy | Funny Valentines Card

Rude - Roses are Red | Netflix | VA1052
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Roses are Red | Netflix | VA1052

Rude - Careful Consideration | Rude Valentines card| DM1049
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Careful Consideration | Valentines card| DM1049

Rude - Crotchless Panties | Funny Everyday Card
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Crotchless Panties | Funny Everyday Card

Rude - MILFs | Brainbox Candy | BC1465
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MILFs | Brainbox Candy | BC1465

Rude - Tremendous Amazing Ravishing Terrific | General Cards | BC1532
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Tremendous Amazing Ravishing Terrific | General Cards | BC1532

Rude - Blow Jobs are like flowers for men? | Valentines day card | VA1060
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Blow Jobs are like flowers for men? | Valentines day card | VA1060

Rude - Page 3 Beard | Personalised Card
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Page 3 Beard | Friendship Card

Rude - Love Bum Fell Off| Valentine's Day Card |BC1660
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Love Bum Fell Off| Valentine's Day Card |BC1660

Rude - Like | Valentine's Day Card | Scribbler Cards
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Like | Valetnine's Day Card

Rude - une bang bang | Brainbox Candy | BC1463
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une bang bang | Brainbox Candy | BC1463

Rude - I Fucking Love You| Rude Anniversary Card | BF1017
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I Fucking Love You | Rude Anniversary Card | BF1017

Rude - I Fucking Love You |Rude Valentine's Day Card|VA1050
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I Fucking Love You |Rude Valentine's Day Card|VA1050SCR

Rude - Nookie Voucher |Brainbox Candy | BC1459
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Nookie Voucher |Brainbox Candy | BC1459

Rude - Huge Stiffy| Valentine's Day Card |DM2152
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Huge Stiffy| Valentine's Day Card |DM2152

Rude - Weather man | Valentines cards | VA1077
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Weather man | Valentines cards | VA1077

Rude - Fancy A Shag | Rude Personalised Card
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Fancy A Shag | Rude Personalised Card

Rude - Fondle day | Brainbox Candy | BC1451
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Fondle day | Brainbox Candy | BC1451

Rude - Nice Pussy | Dean Morris| DM2050
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Nice Pussy | Dean Morris| DM2050

Rude - My love is like a candle | VA1071
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My Love is like a candle | VA1071

Rude Valentines Cards

 

Are you mad?  It's the most romantic time of the year, and you want to send a rude Valentine card?  Oh well if you must. Scribbler’s range of cards is designed by more than 30 designers, and they keep the range very current by adding new cards all the time so there's plenty of rudeness to choose from.  There’s a whole selection of cards with themes around winkles and boobs - just perfect for all the bright young things and the wannabe bright young things.
Of course, the best rude card is the personalised one.   There’s no rude word left alone when it comes to Scribbler cards so if you're of a gentle disposition look no further, stop right here and avoid your blushes. You can add your own message inside – which you can also make as rude as you like.  Don’t worry about sparing our blushes – we’ll not be bothered.  Then there’s the card with the recipient’s name on them.  If you're going to be rude, best make it personal as well, and finally, you can upload a photo.  Just pick your favourite picture, again, as rude as possible and with a couple of clicks its uploaded resized (even to fit the large cards) and there it is, on the front of your card, looking as though it’s been there all along.
Delivering your card is a bit of a gift as well with plenty of choices to make it easier for you.  If hand delivery is your thing then have the card sent to you, otherwise send it direct to the recipient.  There’s also a superb next day delivery service.  You just need to buy online and order before 2pm     and there’s free delivery in the UK when you order two or more cards bit they don’t all have to be Valentines cards.

Are you mad?  It's the most romantic time of the year, and you want to send a rude Valentine card?  Oh well if you must. Scribbler’s range of cards is designed by more than 30 designers, and they keep the range very current by adding new cards all the time so there's plenty of rudeness to choose from.  There’s a whole selection of cards with themes around winkles and boobs - just perfect for all the bright young things and the wannabe bright young things.

Of course, the best rude card is the personalised one.   There’s no rude word left alone when it comes to Scribbler cards so if you're of a gentle disposition look no further, stop right here and avoid your blushes. You can add your own message inside – which you can also make as rude as you like.  Don’t worry about sparing our blushes – we’ll not be bothered.  Then there’s the card with the recipient’s name on them.  If you're going to be rude, best make it personal as well, and finally, you can upload a photo.  Just pick your favourite picture, again, as rude as possible and with a couple of clicks its uploaded resized (even to fit the large cards) and there it is, on the front of your card, looking as though it’s been there all along.

Delivering your card is a bit of a gift as well with plenty of choices to make it easier for you.  If hand delivery is your thing then have the card sent to you, otherwise send it direct to the recipient.  There’s also a superb next day delivery service.  You just need to buy online and order before 2pm     and there’s free delivery in the UK when you order two or more cards bit they don’t all have to be Valentines cards.

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