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Rude - Tosser On | Rude Cards | Scribbler Cards
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Tosser On | Rude Cards

Rude - birthday blow job | personalised birthday card
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birthday blow job | personalised birthday card

Rude - I Love Your Penis | Valentines Card
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I love your Penis

Rude - Butt Plug | Rude Greeting Card
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Butt Plug | Rude Greeting Card

Rude - Crotchless Panties | Funny Everyday Card
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Crotchless Panties | Funny Everyday Card

Rude - Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian | Rude Valentines Card
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Go Green Fuck a Vegetarian

Rude - Your Mum | Everyday Card
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Your Mum | Everyday Card

Rude - Working from Home | At Work with Modern Toss
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Working from Home | At Work with Modern Toss

Rude - Barbecue | Personalised Modern Toss Card
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Barbecue | Personalised Modern Toss Card

Rude - you say tomato
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you say tomato

Rude - Uranus | Rude Cards | Scribbler Cards
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Uranus | Rude Cards

Rude - Given her Crabs | Funny Engagement Card
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Given her Crabs | Funny Engagement Card

Rude - Buggery | Rude Cards
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Buggery | Rude Card

Rude - Whose Mind | Funny Everyday Card
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Whose Mind | Funny Everyday Card

Rude - Fucked My Wife
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F*cked My Wife

Rude - Stroking Her Pussy | Rude Greeting Card
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Stroking Her Pussy | Rude Greeting Card

Rude - Eating A Legend | Funny Card |WO1001SCR
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Eating A Legend | Funny Card |WO1001SCR

Rude - Words to Describe You | Brainbox Candy Card | BC1324
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Words to Describe You | Brainbox Candy Card

Rude - Wine! l Personalised Rude Card | HM1014
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Wine! | Funny Personalised Card | HM1014

Rude - You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082
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You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082

Rude - Biggest Bush in the Street | Funny Personalised Card
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Biggest Bush in the Street | Funny Personalised Card

Rude - Knobhead Brother | Birthday Card
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KNobhead Brother | Birthday Card

Rude - Willy | Valentines card | DM1405
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Willy | Valentines card | DM1405

Rude - Vagina Synonyms | Rude Card | DM1281
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Vagina Synonyms | Rude Card | DM1281

Rude - Dogging | Rude Anniversary Card
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Dogging | Rude Anniversary Card

Rude - All The Other Cards Were Really Shit | Funny General Card
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All The Other Cards

Rude - Bum | Valentines card | DM1407
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Bum | Valentines card | DM1407

Rude - This Person Loves Cock | Rude Greeting Card | BC1044
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This Person Loves Cock | Rude Greeting Card | BC1044

Rude - Me, Me, Me | Rude Greeting Card| BC1047
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Me, Me, Me | Rude Greeting Card | BC1047

Rude - So where's my fucking pony?
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So where's my fucking pony?| HM1033

Rude - Real Hobby | Birthday Card | BC1502
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Real Hobby | Birthday Card | BC1502

Rude - Knobhead | Valentines Card
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Knobhead | Valentines Card

Rude - Stay the Fuck Away From My Balloon | Birthday Card | JA1056
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Stay the Fuck Away From My Balloon | Birthday Card | JA1056

Rude - Terry Tourettes | Brainbox Candy Card | BC1332
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Terry Tourettes | Brainbox Candy Card | BC1332

Rude - I fucking love you| Dean Morris | DM2038
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I fucking love you| Personalised Valentines Card | DM2038

Rude - Multi-Tasking |  At Work with Modern Toss
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Multi-Tasking | At Work with Modern Toss| MT1031

Rude - Champagne Lube | Valentines card | bc1367
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Champagne Lube | Valentines card | bc1367

Rude - Reason I Love You | Funny Valentines Cards| WB1046
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Reason I Love You | Funny Valentines Cards | WB1046

Rude - Black Cock | General Card | OD1098
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Black Cock | General Card | OD1098

Rude - Something Beginning With| SCRIBBLER
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Something Beginning card

Rude - Ye Olde Jack and Jill | General Card | BC1570
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Ye Olde Jack and Jill | General Card | BC1570

Rude - Have a Wank | Funny personalised card| KK1049
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Have a Wank | Funny personalised card

Rude - Attention-Seeking Bastard Funny Congratulations Card | Scribbler.com
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Attention-Seeking Bastard

Rude - My Cock Your Arse |Dean Morris |DM2065
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My Cock Your Arse |Dean Morris |DM2065

Rude - You Make My Winkle Hard | Valentines Card
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You Make My Winkle Hard | Valentines Card

Rude - Old Enough | Rude Birthday Card |RP1032SCR
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Old Enough | Rude Birthday Card |RP1032SCR

Rude - Still A Knobhead | Birthday Card | DM1395
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Still A Knobhead | Birthday Card | DM1395

Rude - Who Wants Fisting |Everyday Card | DM2088
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Who Wants Fisting |Everyday Card | DM2088

Rude - You Make My Pussy Ache | Rude Valentines Card | BC1120
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You Make My Pussy Ache | Rude Valentines Card | BC1120

Rude - Legs soft willy hard | Dean Morris | DM2064
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Legs soft willy hard | Dean Morris | DM2064

Rude - Shit Cunt| Rude General Card |BC1643
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Shit Cunt| Rude General Card |BC1643

Rude - Great Shag | Funny Valentines Card
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Great Shag | Funny Valentines Card

Rude - Can't Come In Today | At Work with Modern Toss
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Can't Come In Today | Not Coming In | At Work with Modern Toss

Rude - Still A Bitch | Rude Birthday Card
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Still A Bitch | Rude Birthday Card

Rude - Just Say It | At Work with Modern Toss
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Just Say It | At Work with Modern Toss

Rude - Fox shit up | Jolly Awesome | JA1023
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Fox shit up | Jolly Awesome | JA1023

Rude - Blow Me |Personalised Birthday Card | JA1075
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Blow Me |Personalised Birthday Card | JA1075

Rude - Cunty Bollocks| Rude General Card |BC1640
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Cunty Bollocks| Rude General Card |BC1640

Rude - Licked Shut By A Dog | Birthday Card| BC1504
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Licked Shut By A Dog | Birthday Card| BC1504

Rude - I've Seen Your Willy | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1022
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I've Seen Your Willy | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1022

Rude - Try Anal | Rude Anniversary Card
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Try Anal | Rude Anniversary Card

Rude - Let's Get Pissed | Funny Personalised Card
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Let's Get Pissed | Funny Personalised Card

Rude - I've Seen Your Fanny | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1021
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I've Seen Your Fanny | Funny Valentine's Day Cards |BF1021

Rude - Swallow | Funny personalised card
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Swallow

Rude - Ye Olde Old MacDonald | General Card | BC1575
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Ye Olde Old MacDonald | General Card | BC1575

Rude - Cheap Good For Nothing Whore | Valentines Card
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You're a cheap

Rude - Couldn't Be F*cked | At Work with Modern Toss
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Couldn't Be F*cked | Not Coming In | At Work with Modern Toss

Rude - Genius Over Used | Brainbox Candy Card | Scribbler Cards
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Genius Over Used | Brainbox Candy Card

Rude - Cocktail Menu | Brainbox Candy Card | Scribbler Cards
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Cocktail Menu | Brainbox Candy Card

Rude - Shit Rainbows| Funny card| DM2009
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Shit Rainbows| Funny Card | DM2009

Rude - Cock Wobble| Rude General Card |BC1639
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Cock Wobble| Rude General Card |BC1639

Rude - queen of the universe
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Queen of the Universe

Rude - Arrow Twat | Leaving Card | DM1450
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Arrow Twat | Leaving Card | DM1450

Rude - The Only reason | Funny Valentines card| WB1044
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The Only reason | Funny Valentines card| WB1044

Rude - Thanks Mum| Mother's Day Card |DM2003
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Thanks Mum| Thanks Mum| Mother's Day Card | DM2003

Rude - Chilling at Home | Funny Personalised Card
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Chilling at Home | Funny Personalised Card

Rude - Bum fell off | Valentines Card | Scribbler card | BC1353
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Bum fell off | Valentines Card | BC1353

Rude - Ye Olde Humpty Dumpty | General Card | BC1562
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Ye Olde Humpty Dumpty | General Card | BC1562

Rude - We Love Minge | Rude Card
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We Love Minge - Rude Card

Rude - Looking Trim | General Card | JA1059
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Looking Trim | General Card | JA1059

Rude - Your Smile | Valentines card | DM1406
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Your Smile | Valentine's card | DM1406

Rude - Turning It On And Off Again | Everyday Card | DM2094
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Turning It On And Off Again | Everyday Card | DM2094

Rude - Much More Fun | Funny Greeting Card
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Much More Fun | Funny Greeting Card

Rude - True Feelings |General Card | BC1509
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True Feelings |General Card | BC1509

Rude - Arrow Tiny | Birthday Card | Scribbler Cards
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Arrow Tiny | Birthday Card

Rude - Wanna Shine Me | General Card | JA1076
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Wanna Shine Me | General Card | JA1076

Rude - Milf | Valentine's Day card | BC1365
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Milf | Valentine's Day card | BC1365

Rude - A Is For Arse Pirate | General Card | OD1115
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A Is For Arse Pirate | General Card | OD1115

Rude - Very Fucking much | Dean Morris | DM2060
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Very Fucking much | Dean Morris | DM2060

Rude - M is For Muff Diver | General Card | OD1106
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M is For Muff Diver | General Card | OD1106

Rude - Nice Cock | Valentine's Day card
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Nice Cock | Rude Valentines Day card

Rude - Fuck, Bollocks, Wank | Very Rude Card
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Fuck, Bollocks, Wank | Very Rude Card

Rude - H is For | Everyday Card | OD1079
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H is For | Everyday Card | OD1079

Rude - Useless Crap | Funny Personalised Card
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Useless Crap | Funny Personalised Card

Rude - Line Manager|Funny General Card|MT1081
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Line Manager|Funny General Card|MT1081

Rude - Turnt Up|Congratulations Card|JA1129
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Turnt Up|Congratulations Card|JA1129

Rude Cards

If you're looking for rude greetings cards then you'll love the hilariously funny rude cards that you can find online at Scribbler. It's actually our speciality and people flock to our shops all over the country to find very rude cards that aren't available elsewhere because while other greeting card shop proprieters are a little prudish, we recognise that rude humour is a part of being British, and reflects the reality of the modern attitude to life.

Well, youdon't need to hunt down your local Scribbler store anymore. Now that we've launched this website you can buy rude personalised cards too! Personalised rude cards are a great way to show the ones you love that you don't take yourself too seriously, but that the joke is also firmly on them. With Scribbler.com you can change a name or upload a photo to personalise your card, and then we will send your rude cards uk or abroad so you don't even have to buy a stamp. Just search for your favourite rude cards online and we'll do the rest.

Not everyone likes rude greeting cards, in fact some people might deem them to be offensive greeting cards, but it just depends on how you look at things. They might be offensive if you sent them to people you’ve never met, but who actually does that? The rudeness of the cards, even if they are very rude cards, is a way of saying ‘we are so close that I can send you this kind of card in the full knowledge that you won’t be offended by it’. So actually, rather than intending to be rude, it’s a sign of affection instead.

While we do stock some quite naughty cards with swear words and sexual innuendos you couldn’t really say that they were adult greeting cards or sick cards – we leave that to some of the more questionable sites on the internet. We’ve always pushed the boundaries when it comes to rude humour on our cards, but hopefully no one will get too offended. If you don’t want to see the rude and funny cards on our website in all their glory, we’ve provided you with a link on the black bar at the top of the page which says ‘hide rude cards’. Just click on that and you don’t have to see any of these cards ever again, as they will be hidden from view.

Just remember, if you like your personalised cards rude you should know the person to whom you are sending a rude card extremely well, because they might get the wrong end of the stick, and what was intended as an expression of love or friendship might end up causing a serious disagreement! Personalised rude cards are meant to be just a bit of fun but should always be used responsibly. You should send an adult rude card to adults only and make sure your rude funny cards strike the right chord.

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