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Rude Birthday - Fucking Lightweight | SCR1447 | Scribbler.Com
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Fucking Lightweight | SCR1447

Rude Birthday - desperately-old-birthday-card
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desperately-old-birthday-card

Rude Birthday - You Are 40 Now | KB70 | Scribbler.com
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You Are 40 Now | KB70

Rude Birthday - Happy Birthday You Bastard | SCR1144 | Scribbler.com
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Happy Birthday You Bastard | SCR1144

Rude Birthday - Thirty today ! Well that's depressing birthday card
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Thirty today ! Well that's depressing

Rude Birthday - Smells Like Bullshit To Me | SCR1364 | Scribbler.Com
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Smells Like Bullshit To Me | SCR1364

Rude Birthday - Big Important Birthday|Funny Birthday Card|DM2195
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Big Important Birthday|Funny Birthday Card|DM2195

Rude Birthday - 40 Dying Young | SCR1329| Scribbler.Com
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40 Dying Young | SCR1329

Rude Birthday - Got You Absolutely Fuck All Birthday Card | Scribbler.Com
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Got You Absolutely Fuck All

Rude Birthday - Getting A Little Closer To Death | FOG11 | Scribbler.com
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Getting A Little Closer To Death | FOG11

Rude Birthday - Another Year Older, Another Year Lower | Everyday Card | Scribbler.Com
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Another Year Older, Another Year Lower

Rude Birthday - Happy Birthday Now Piss Off! | SCR1136 | Scribbler.com
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Happy Birthday Now Piss Off! | SCR1136

Rude Birthday - Maybe ! you should go fuck yourself | Scribbler.com
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Maybe ! you should go fuck yourself | DM1680

Rude Birthday - Prick Cactus Birthday Card | Scribbler.Com
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Prick Cactus Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Smashed Avocado | SCR1367 | Scribbler.Com
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Smashed Avocado | SCR1367

Rude Birthday - Its All Shits & Giggles
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Its All Shits & Giggles

Rude Birthday - I Hope Your Birthday Is Shit | Birthday Cards | Scribbler.Com
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I Hope Your Birthday Is Shit

Rude Birthday - Here's A Dick Pic | Everyday cards | Scribbler.Com
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Here's A Dick Pic

Rude Birthday - Thank Fuck Your 40 Before Me | KB69 | Scribbler.com
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Thank Fuck Your 40 Before Me | KB69

Rude Birthday - Old Age | BAB47 | Scribbler.com
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Old Age | BAB47

Rude Birthday - Lord Of Tits And Wine | SCR1365 | Scribbler.Com
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Lord Of Tits And Wine | SCR1365 |

Rude Birthday - You're Fucking Magical | SUG11 | Scribbler.com
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You're Fucking Magical | SUG11

Rude Birthday - Lets Fuck Shit Up Birthday Cads | Scribbler.Com
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Lets Fuck Shit Up Card

Rude Birthday - Piss Off Jizz Breath | SCR1421 | Scribbler.com
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Piss Off Jizz Breath | SCR1421

Rude Birthday - Anal for Jacks Birthday | SCR1448 | Scribbler.com
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Anal for Jacks Birthday | SCR1448

Rude Birthday - £2.99 Plus Postage Is How Much I Care about You Birthday Card | Scribbler.Com
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£2.99 Plus Postage Is How Much I Care about You

Rude Birthday - Fighting Off Thirsty Hoes | SCR1449 | Scribbler.Com
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Fighting Off Thirsty Hoes | SCR1449

Rude Birthday - 30 Holy Fuck card |
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30 Holy Fuck

Rude Birthday - Nobody Gives A Shit, Old Slag | SCR1422 | Scribbler.Com
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Nobody Gives A Shit, Old Slag | SCR1422 |

Rude Birthday - You Fat Bastard Cake | FOG04 | Scribbler.com
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You Fat Bastard Cake | FOG04

Rude Birthday - I Want A Fucking Unicorn | SUG28 | Scribbler.com
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I Want A Fucking Unicorn | SUG28

Rude Birthday - Fuck You're Old!| Rude Birthday Card |GO1008
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Fuck You're Old!| Rude Birthday Card |GO1008SCR

Rude Birthday - I Became an Arsehole | Everyday Cards | Scribbler.Com
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I Became an Arsehole | SCR1149

Rude Birthday - Here's Your Fucking Card | SUG01 | Scribbler.com
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Here's Your Fucking Card | SUG01

Rude Birthday - Selfish And Ungrateful | DM1822 | Scribbler.com
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Selfish And Ungrateful | DM1822

Rude Birthday - If I Gave A Shit | Happy Birthday Card | DM2112
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If I Gave A Shit | Happy Birthday Card | DM2112

Rude Birthday - Wine, How Classy Mums Get Shitfaced | MD1123 | Scribbler.com
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Wine, How Classy Mums Get Shitfaced | MD1123

Rude Birthday - Fuck You And Your Birthday | BC1970 | Scribbler.Com
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Fuck You And Your Birthday | BC1970

Rude Birthday - Jesus Thinks You're A Twat | SCR1376 | Scribbler.Com
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Jesus Thinks you're a Twat | SCR1376

Rude Birthday - Drunken Whore | Rude Birthday Card
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Drunken Whore | Rude Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Fucking Gluten Free Cake | KB04 | Scribbler.com
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Fucking Gluten Free Cake | KB04

Rude Birthday - Birthday Fuckwit | Rude Happy Birthday Card | OD1138
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Birthday Fuckwit|Rude Happy Birthday Card|OD1138

Rude Birthday - Happy Birthday To Absolutely Nobody | SCR1210 | Scribbler.com
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Happy Birthday To Absolutely Nobody | SCR1210

Rude Birthday - Wanker | Birthday Card
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Wanker | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Blubber Butt Card | Everyday Cards |
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Blubber Butt Card

Rude Birthday - You're A Prick  Card | Everyday Cards | Scribbler.Com
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You're A Prick Card

Rude Birthday - Seth Rogen What The Fuck??? | Scribbler.com | FOG44
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Seth Rogen What The Fuck??? | FOG44

Rude Birthday - Massive Cock Card  | Everyday Cards | Scribbler.Com
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Massive Cock Card

Rude Birthday - Thanks For Listening To All My Bullshit | MD1146 | Scribbler.com
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Thanks For Listening To All My Bullshit | MD1146

Rude Birthday - Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card
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Fell Out Of

Rude Birthday - Biggest Bush in the Street | Funny Personalised Card
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Biggest Bush in the Street | Funny Personalised Card

Rude Birthday - Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful | General Card | BC1531
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Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful | General Card | BC1531

Rude Birthday - So where's my fucking pony?
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So where's my fucking pony?| HM1033

Rude Birthday - Tiny Penis | Birthday Card | BC1114
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Tiny Penis | Birthday Card | BC1114

Rude Birthday - Today Is All About Me, Bitches | SUG09 | Scribbler.com
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Today Is All About Me, Bitches | SUG09

Rude Birthday - I've Jizzed In Your Birthday Cake | Scribbler.Com
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I've Jizzed In Your Birthday Cake

Rude Birthday - Happy Fucking Flowers | Rude Birthday Card|GO1055SCR
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Happy Fucking Flowers | Rude Birthday Card|GO1055SCR

Rude Birthday - Happy Fucking Birthday | Photo Birthday Card
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Happy Fucking Birthday | Photo Birthday Card | PU1018SCR

Rude Birthday - Oh Shit!| Belated Birthday Card |GO1037
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Oh Shit!| Belated Birthday Card |GO1037SCR

Rude Birthday - Yours Is My Favourite Face | FOG45 | Scribbler.com
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Yours Is My Favourite Face | FOG45

Rude Birthday - Is Your Name Winter? | SCR1138 | Scribbler.com
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Is Your Name Winter? | SCR1138

Rude Birthday - Fancy A Shag | Rude Personalised Card
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Fancy A Shag | Rude Personalised Card

Rude Birthday - Not Wearing Any Knickers | GL23 | Scribbler.com
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Not Wearing Any Knickers | GL23

Rude Birthday - Lower Than Your Standards Are Your Tits | SCR1379 |  Scribbler.Com
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Lower Than Your Standards Are Your Tits | SCR1379 |

Rude Birthday - Fancy A Cheeky Finger | SCR1340 | Scribbler.Com
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Fancy A Cheeky Finger | SCR1340

Rude Birthday - I Told You Not To Bleach | SCR1383 | Scribbler.Com
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I Told You Not To Bleach | SCR1383

Rude Birthday - Brian Was Feeling Pretty Stiff | SCR1362 | Scribbler.Com
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Brian Was Feeling Pretty Stiff | SCR1362

Rude Birthday - Your Buns Are Nice And Moist | SCR1142 | Scribbler.com
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Your Buns Are Nice And Moist | SCR1142

Rude Birthday - I Did, But You're Still Here | SCR1253 | Scribbler.Com
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I Did, But You're Still Here | SCR1253

Rude Birthday - When I'm Down To Just My Socks | SCR1341| SCRIBBLER.COM
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When I'm Down To Just My Socks | SCR1341|

Rude Birthday - Happy Birthday You Old Bastard | SCR1370 | Scribbler.Com
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Happy Birthday You Old Bastard | Scr1370 |

Rude Birthday - Soup Of Day My Jizz | SCR1363 |SCRIBBLER.COM
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Soup Of Day My Jizz | SCR1363

Rude Birthday - I'm Starting To Get This Feeling | SCR1361 | Scribbler.Com
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I'm Starting To Get This Feeling | SCR1361

Rude Birthday - She Was Down To Fuck | SCR1451 | Scribbler.Com
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She Was Down To Fuck | SCR1451 |

Rude Birthday - Fancy Some Butt Fuckin | SCR1382 | Scribbler.Com
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Fancy Some Butt Fuckin | SCR1382 |

Rude Birthday - Why He Put Up With Her Shit | SCR1455 | Scribbler.Com
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Why He Put Up With Her Shit | SCR1455 |

Rude Birthday - Be looking Dead Freah | SCR1454  | Scribbler.Com
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Be looking Dead Freah | SCR1454

Rude Birthday - Basic Bitch | SCR1381 | Scribbler.Com
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Basic Bitch | SCR1381

Rude Birthday - Being Beach Body Ready | SCR1445 | Scribbler.com
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Being Beach Body Ready | SCR1445 |

Rude Birthday - A fire New Profile Pic | SCR1453 | Scribbler.Com
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A fire New Profile Pic | SCR1453

Rude Birthday - Jess Hen | SCR1456 | Scribbler.Com
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Jess Hen | SCR1456

Rude Birthday - Seeing How Small His Dick Is | SCR1452 | Scirbbler.Com
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Seeing How Small His Dick Is | SCR1452

Rude Birthday - Could Not Get The Fuck Boy Off Her Mind | SCR1450 | Scribbler.Com
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Could Not Get The Fuck Boy Off Her Mind | SCR1450 |

Rude Birthday - Just Two Pussies In Love| SCR1384| Scribbler.Com
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Just Two Pussies In Love| SCR1384|

Rude Birthday - Eating A Legend | Funny Card |WO1001SCR
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Eating A Legend | Funny Card |WO1001SCR

Rude Birthday - Words to Describe You | Brainbox Candy Card | BC1324
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Words to Describe You | Brainbox Candy Card

Rude Birthday - Cat With An Uninterested Expression On His Face  Birthday Card | Scribbler.Com
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Cat With An Uninterested Expression On His Face

Rude Birthday - Total Legend Birthday Card
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Total Legend | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Wine! l Personalised Rude Card | HM1014
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Wine! | Funny Personalised Card | HM1014

Rude Birthday - Man Whore | Personalised Rude Card | DM1091
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Man Whore | Personalised Rude Card| DM1091

Rude Birthday - Splendid | Birthday Card | BC1325
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Splendid | Birthday Card |BC1325

Rude Birthday - Old Slutbag | Rude Personalised Birthday Card | DM1391
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Old Slutbag | Rude Personalised Birthday Card | DM1391

Rude Birthday - You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082
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You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082

Rude Birthday - Front Bottom | Birthday Card | BC1545
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Front Bottom | Birthday Card | BC1545

Rude Birthday - Knobhead Brother | Birthday Card
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KNobhead Brother | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Derek | Birthday Card | BC1326
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Derek | Birthday Card | BC1326

Rude Birthday Cards

You simply can’t bet a bit of rudeness scan you?  What is it about rudeness that we think makes a greetings card special?  Perhaps it’s just a good old-fashioned  dollop of British irony?  Either way, rude birthday cards are as British as fish and chips and much funnier. 

Birthday cards can be rude in a number of ways.  Firstly, there’s the bad language type of rudeness.  Everybody loves a bit of effin’ and jeffin’ especially if it makes a birthday card extra special, and with Scribbler cards, there’s plenty of both to choose from.  There’s also sexual innuendo – or maybe being blatant, plain and simple.  It’s amazing how funny a 1950s photograph of a couple with a slogans involving four-letter word actions (go on – work it out for yourself – I’m too shy) can look.  Just the sort of birthday cards to raise a smile and an eyebrow at the same time.

Personalised cards, especially the rude ones, get right to the point and Scribbler cards can be personalised in several ways.  You can upload a photo from your own digital computer with just a couple of clicks. Many of our rude birthday cards can display a picture on the front of the card. You can also add your own message on the inside of our cards.  No more messages that get ignored.  Choose your words carefully and then decide how big, what colour and what font you want to use for maximum effect. 

When you buy inline, Scribbler rude birthday cards can be chosen from small, medium or large sizes and providing you complete your order by 2pm are available with next-day delivery.  You also have the choice of sending the card to yourself so that you can sign it and deliver it personally or direct to the recipient.

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