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Rude Birthday - Magnificent Rump - Photo Upload Card
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Magnificent Rump - Photo Upload Card

Rude Birthday - My mummy | Everyday Card
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My mummy | Everyday Card

Rude Birthday - Oh Shit!| Belated Birthday Card |GO1037
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Oh Shit!| Belated Birthday Card |GO1037SCR

Rude Birthday - Fancy A Shag | Rude Personalised Card
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Fancy A Shag | Rude Personalised Card

Rude Birthday - Needle Dick | Birthday Card
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Needle Dick | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Little Birdy |Birthday Card | BC1499
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Little Birdy |Birthday Card | BC1499

Rude Birthday - Careful Consideration | Rude Valentines card| DM1049
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Careful Consideration | Valentines card| DM1049

Rude Birthday - M is For Muff Diver | General Card | OD1106
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M is For Muff Diver | General Card | OD1106

Rude Birthday - Cupcake Candle | Birthday Card |WB1057
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Cupcake Candle | Birthday Card |WB1057

Rude Birthday - Little Bit Of Advice | Birthday card | DM2110
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Little Bit Of Advice | Birthday card | DM2110

Rude Birthday - They Said |Birthday Card | BC1500
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They Said |Birthday Card | BC1500

Rude Birthday - Clusterfuck | Birthday Card | Scribbler Cards
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Clusterfuck | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - A Big Wank | Birthday Card | DM2097
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A Big Wank | Birthday Card | DM2097

Rude Birthday - Cock Wobble| Rude General Card |BC1639
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Cock Wobble| Rude General Card |BC1639

Rude Birthday - Old Bugger| Personalised Card |DM2029
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Old Bugger| personalised birthday card| DM2029

Rude Birthday - If I Gave A Shit | Happy Birthday Card | DM2112
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If I Gave A Shit | Happy Birthday Card | DM2112

Rude Birthday - Blow Candles | Birthday Cake | BC1505
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Blow Candles | Birthday Cake | BC1505

Rude Birthday - I'm fabulous |Mother's Day | DM2078
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I'm fabulous |Mother's Day | DM2078

Rude Birthday - Happy Birthday Insults |Birthday Card | DM2090
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Happy Birthday Insults |Birthday Card | DM2090

Rude Birthday - Looking Trim | General Card | JA1059
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Looking Trim | General Card | JA1059

Rude Birthday - Macho Prick | Happy Birthday Card | DM2111
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Macho Prick | Happy Birthday Card | DM2111

Rude Birthday - H is For | Everyday Card | OD1079
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H is For | Everyday Card | OD1079

Rude Birthday - Shibbidy Doo Daa | Birthday Card | BC1501
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Shibbidy Doo Daa | Birthday Card | BC1501

Rude Birthday - Nose | Birthday Card
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Nose | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Dad You're Fucking Fantastic | Father's Day | DM2109
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Dad You're Fucking Fantastic | Father's Day | DM2109

Rude Birthday - Shit Cunt| Rude General Card |BC1643
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Shit Cunt| Rude General Card |BC1643

Rude Birthday - Happy Birthday Pug |Birthday Card |WB1055
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Happy Birthday Pug |Birthday Card |WB1055

Rude Birthday - Call Me Desmond | Birthday Card | BC1550
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Call Me Desmond | Birthday Card | BC1550

Rude Birthday - B is For Blow Job | Birthday Card | BC1533
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B is For Blow Job | Birthday Card | BC1533

Rude Birthday - Rub One Out | Birthday Card | DM2096
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Rub One Out | Birthday Card | DM2096

Rude Birthday - You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082
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You're A Twat But I Like You | Rude Greeting Card | BC1082

Rude Birthday - This Person Loves Cock | Rude Greeting Card | BC1044
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This Person Loves Cock | Rude Greeting Card | BC1044

Rude Birthday - Eating A Legend | Funny Card |WO1001SCR
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Eating A Legend | Funny Card |WO1001SCR

Rude Birthday - Words to Describe You | Brainbox Candy Card | BC1324
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Words to Describe You | Brainbox Candy Card

Rude Birthday - Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card
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Fell Out Of

Rude Birthday - Total Legend Birthday Card
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Total Legend | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Wine! l Personalised Rude Card | HM1014
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Wine! | Funny Personalised Card | HM1014

Rude Birthday - Man Whore | Personalised Rude Card | DM1091
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Man Whore | Personalised Rude Card| DM1091

Rude Birthday - Old Slutbag | Rude Personalised Birthday Card | DM1391
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Old Slutbag | Rude Personalised Birthday Card | DM1391

Rude Birthday - Splendid | Birthday Card | BC1325
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Splendid | Birthday Card |BC1325

Rude Birthday - Cat With An Uninterested Expression On His Face  Birthday Card | Scribbler.Com
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Cat With An Uninterested Expression On His Face

Rude Birthday - Biggest Bush in the Street | Funny Personalised Card
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Biggest Bush in the Street | Funny Personalised Card

Rude Birthday - Front Bottom | Birthday Card | BC1545
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Front Bottom | Birthday Card | BC1545

Rude Birthday - Derek | Birthday Card | BC1326
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Derek | Birthday Card | BC1326

Rude Birthday - Knobhead Brother | Birthday Card
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KNobhead Brother | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Willy | Valentines card | DM1405
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Willy | Valentines card | DM1405

Rude Birthday - All The Other Cards Were Really Shit | Funny General Card
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All The Other Cards

Rude Birthday - Bum Sex | Birthday Card | BC1331
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Bum Sex | Birthday Card | BC1331

Rude Birthday - Big Knob | Personalised Birthday Card | Scribbler Cards
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Big Knob | Personalised Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Dogging | Rude Anniversary Card
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Dogging | Rude Anniversary Card

Rude Birthday - Vagina Synonyms | Rude Card | DM1281
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Vagina Synonyms | Rude Card | DM1281

Rude Birthday - Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful | General Card | BC1531
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Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful | General Card | BC1531

Rude Birthday - Poo Face | Birthday Card | BC1298
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Poo Face | Birthday Card | BC1298

Rude Birthday - Stay the Fuck Away From My Balloon | Birthday Card | JA1056
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Stay the Fuck Away From My Balloon | Birthday Card | JA1056

Rude Birthday - Real Hobby | Birthday Card | BC1502
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Real Hobby | Birthday Card | BC1502

Rude Birthday - Me, Me, Me | Rude Greeting Card| BC1047
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Me, Me, Me | Rude Greeting Card | BC1047

Rude Birthday - Terry Tourettes | Brainbox Candy Card | BC1332
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Terry Tourettes | Brainbox Candy Card | BC1332

Rude Birthday - So where's my fucking pony?
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So where's my fucking pony?| HM1033

Rude Birthday - Birthday Sloth |Birthday Card |WB1056
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Birthday Sloth |Birthday Card |WB1056

Rude Birthday - Multi-Tasking |  At Work with Modern Toss
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Multi-Tasking | At Work with Modern Toss| MT1031

Rude Birthday - Black Cock | General Card | OD1098
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Black Cock | General Card | OD1098

Rude Birthday - Something Beginning With| SCRIBBLER
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Something Beginning card

Rude Birthday - Attention-Seeking Bastard Funny Congratulations Card | Scribbler.com
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Attention-Seeking Bastard

Rude Birthday - Ye Olde Jack and Jill | General Card | BC1570
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Ye Olde Jack and Jill | General Card | BC1570

Rude Birthday - Have a Wank | Funny personalised card| KK1049
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Have a Wank | Funny personalised card

Rude Birthday - Saggy Tits | Birthday Card | Scribbler Cards
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Saggy Tits | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Go F**k Yourself | Birthday Card | DM2093
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Go F**k Yourself | Birthday Card | DM2093

Rude Birthday - Stroking Her Pussy | Rude Greeting Card
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Stroking Her Pussy | Rude Greeting Card

Rude Birthday - Old Enough | Rude Birthday Card |RP1032SCR
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Old Enough | Rude Birthday Card |RP1032SCR

Rude Birthday - The Pill | Birthday card | DM1448
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The Pill | Birthday card | DM1448

Rude Birthday - Fart Face | Birthday Card
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Fart Face | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - You Make My Winkle Hard | Valentines Card
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You Make My Winkle Hard | Valentines Card

Rude Birthday - Still A Knobhead | Birthday Card | DM1395
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Still A Knobhead | Birthday Card | DM1395

Rude Birthday - Rude Birthday card |Dean Morris |DM2034
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Rude Birthday card |Dean Morris |DM2034

Rude Birthday - Tiny Penis | Birthday Card | BC1114
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Tiny Penis | Birthday Card | BC1114

Rude Birthday - Who Wants Fisting |Everyday Card | DM2088
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Who Wants Fisting |Everyday Card | DM2088

Rude Birthday - Rug Muncher
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You naughty Carpet Muncher!

Rude Birthday - Dad You're Fucking Fantastic | Father's Day | DM2107
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Dad You're Fucking Fantastic | Father's Day | DM2107

Rude Birthday - Still A Bitch | Rude Birthday Card
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Still A Bitch | Rude Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Blow Me |Personalised Birthday Card | JA1075
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Blow Me |Personalised Birthday Card | JA1075

Rude Birthday - On Second Thoughts | Birthday Card | BC1610
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On Second Thoughts | Birthday Card | BC1610

Rude Birthday - Even Sluts Deserve A Nice Birthday | Birthday Card | BC1547
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Even Sluts Deserve A Nice Birthday | Birthday Card | BC1547

Rude Birthday - Tosser On | Rude Cards | Scribbler Cards
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Tosser On | Rude Cards

Rude Birthday - Birthday Fuckwit | Rude Happy Birthday Card | OD1138
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Birthday Fuckwit|Rude Happy Birthday Card|OD1138

Rude Birthday - Licked Shut By A Dog | Birthday Card| BC1504
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Licked Shut By A Dog | Birthday Card| BC1504

Rude Birthday - Cunty Bollocks| Rude General Card |BC1640
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Cunty Bollocks| Rude General Card |BC1640

Rude Birthday - Drunken Whore | Rude Birthday Card
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Drunken Whore | Rude Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Big Tits | Birthday Card
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Big Tits | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Happy Birthday Dog |Birthday Cards | DM2092
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Happy Birthday Dog |Birthday Cards | DM2092

Rude Birthday - Try Anal | Rude Anniversary Card
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Try Anal | Rude Anniversary Card

Rude Birthday - Day Off| Rude Happy Birthday Card |MT1075
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Day Off| Rude Happy Birthday Card |MT1075

Rude Birthday - Bernard and his Bitches | Funny Personalised Card
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Bernard and his Bitches | Funny Personalised Card

Rude Birthday - Let's Get Pissed | Funny Personalised Card
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Let's Get Pissed | Funny Personalised Card

Rude Birthday - Twunt | Birthday Card | Scribbler Cards
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Twunt | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - Bell End | Birthday Card
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Bell End | Birthday Card

Rude Birthday - birthday blow job | personalised birthday card
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birthday blow job | personalised birthday card

Rude Birthday Cards

You simply can’t bet a bit of rudeness scan you?  What is it about rudeness that we think makes a greetings card special?  Perhaps it’s just a good old-fashioned  dollop of British irony?  Either way, rude birthday cards are as British as fish and chips and much funnier. 

Birthday cards can be rude in a number of ways.  Firstly, there’s the bad language type of rudeness.  Everybody loves a bit of effin’ and jeffin’ especially if it makes a birthday card extra special, and with Scribbler cards, there’s plenty of both to choose from.  There’s also sexual innuendo – or maybe being blatant, plain and simple.  It’s amazing how funny a 1950s photograph of a couple with a slogans involving four-letter word actions (go on – work it out for yourself – I’m too shy) can look.  Just the sort of birthday cards to raise a smile and an eyebrow at the same time.

Personalised cards, especially the rude ones, get right to the point and Scribbler cards can be personalised in several ways.  You can upload a photo from your own digital computer with just a couple of clicks. Many of our rude birthday cards can display a picture on the front of the card. You can also add your own message on the inside of our cards.  No more messages that get ignored.  Choose your words carefully and then decide how big, what colour and what font you want to use for maximum effect. 

When you buy inline, Scribbler rude birthday cards can be chosen from small, medium or large sizes and providing you complete your order by 2pm are available with next-day delivery.  You also have the choice of sending the card to yourself so that you can sign it and deliver it personally or direct to the recipient.

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