{"product_id":"ho-fucking-ho-choc","title":"Ho Fucking Ho Choc","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one’s for the real ho ho ho’s, the ones with tinsel tits, baubleicious booties and a tiny piece of mistletoe covering their… bits. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSanta’s been a bit of a ho this year and decided to show you who he truly is, and we’re all for it, honestly. It’s about time Christmas got a bit sexier. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis delicious bar of milk chocolate is the funniest, tastiest Christmas gift you can give this year. Ho fucking ho. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003eIngredients \u0026amp; allergens: Colombian Milk Chocolate (min. cocoa solids 45%, min. milk solids 20%) (sugar, cocoa butter, milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, vanilla extract). May also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003econtain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e nuts and oats. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW113069273 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SpellingErrorV2Themed SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003eFlavour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e: Milk Chocolate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW113069273 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW113069273 BCX0\"\u003eSuitable for vegetarians: Yes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW113069273 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Scribbler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64768960790905,"sku":"RU1272","price":4.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/0670\/2031\/files\/RU1272-1.png?v=1791197619","url":"https:\/\/www.scribbler.com\/products\/ho-fucking-ho-choc","provider":"Scribbler Cards \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}