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Welcome to Scribbler: home of the weird and the wonderful! We pride ourselves on having the best collection of quirky, unique gifts you just won’t find anywhere else. Browse all our brilliant novelty gifts and level up your gifting game by sending your loved one a seriously fun and wacky product they didn’t even know they needed in their life! These prezzies are perfect for Secret Santa and Stocking Filler ideas.

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Time for a quickie? Naughty twist on the classic game.�For adults looking to have a f*cking good time. 52 playing cards illustrated with creative sex positions.�2+ players. You�ve played Swear Snap, now how about turning it up a notch with all-new Sex Snap? Fast, fun and dirty, this X-rated version of snap will spice up game night with friends or date night with your partner. It only takes two to tango and maybe you can even give some of your favourite positions a try? This adults only game would make a great gift for Valentine�s Day with guaranteed after dinner fun.

Sex Snap Card Game

£6.99

Did somebody say Just Eat?. Ultimate takeaway tie-breaker. Dice of six food options. Pizza or Chinese?. Roll to decide your fate. When you're a massive foodie and EVERYTHING is tickling your fancy! Leave the ummm-ing and ahhh-ing in the past and let the dice make the decision for you. Never again will you find yourselves arguing over what to have for dinner - all you have to do is decide what to order (good luck with that)! Give this unique novelty gift to your partner on Valentine's Day and get ready for a much easier life. Use the dice as a tie-breaker to keep the peace and you'll soon see lover's tiffs reduced by approximately 68% (not guaranteed). What the dice says goes!

Takeaway Decision Making Dice

£3.99

Too hot to handle!. 6 x unique vinyl coasters. Perfect gift for old-school music lovers. Stylish addition to any home. Different classic record label designs. Calling all hipsters: if you can't get enough of your retro music or your retro décor, then these ultra-cool Retro Vinyl Coasters will make the perfect addition to your coffee table! Featuring some of the biggest names in music from the last six decades, these colourful coasters come aptly adorned with related hit singles, such as ""Tea Time"" and ""No Marks On The Table."" No two coasters will ever be the same and they will arrive in a sleek white box that is ideal for storing the coasters when they are not in use. They also make a thoughtful, quirky gift for any music lover in your life.

Retro Vinyl Coasters

£9.99

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For when you don't have the patience or consciousness to deal with people. Great for long trips. Perfect gift for that grump in your life. Great for . You know all those annoying questions people ask when you're trying to sleep right - can I have this? Do you want that? How do I put this fire out? It's infuriating and we've decided to do something about it! Simply pop on the F-Off Eye Mask and let everyone know in plain English that you are not to be disturbed. Great for long journeys, nap times and (we think) the office, this eye mask is the ideal companion to get some peace and quiet. Made from the finest materials, this black design will keep out all light so you can rest and the expletives on the front do the rest for you, keeping those nagging questions and family at bay.

Fuck Off Eye Mask

£6.99

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Essential guide to getting fit. It's the SHIIT. Ultimate multi-tasking. Includes 40 black and white illustrations. You've probably heard of a HIIT workout, but have you heard of the latest new fitness craze that's sweeping the nation faster than diarrhoea? Why bother with paying for a gym membership when your own bathroom will do the job, you don't even have to get up! Get fit from the comfort of your toilet with this book of essential SHIIT exercises you can do while taking a shit. Make full use of all that otherwise wasted sitting down time with different exercises of varying intensities, illustrated and explained for beginners. These are all rated on a scale of 1 to 4 shits difficulty rating so you can gradually build up your workout. This would make a hilarious gift for someone who wants to get fit this New Year, or maybe your dad who spends an inordinate amount of time sat on the toilet!

The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Shiit

£7.99

Lick me!. Breast lolly ever. Strawberry flavour. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Nipple anyone? It's fair to say that this lollipop is just asking to be licked! This strawberry flavoured Boobie Pop is a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates a good boob in life, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Boobie Pop

£2.99

Lick me!. Calling all cock-suckers. The world's first multi-coloured, multi-flavoured penis lollipop. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. What's better than a lolly in the shape of a willy? A rainbow willy, of course! This Rainbow Cock Pop is the perfect shape to be sucked and makes for a highly satisfying sweet treat. It would make a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates the male form, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Rainbow Cock Pop

£3.99

Add a photo of your precious pooch and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised face cushion! It is really important that you use a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly eg. it may not look like your example image! Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Doggy Mush Cush

£14.99

Add a photo of your cuddly cat and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised face cushion! It is really important that you use a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly eg. it may not look like your example image! Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Kitty Mush Cush

£14.99

Add a photo of your best buddy or favourite relative and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised cushion. It is really important that use us a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly - it may not look like your example image! Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Mush Cush

£14.99

Get a breast of your stress!. Adult novelty gift. Bouncing boob-shaped balls. A perfect pair. One for each hand. Monogamy is important, so we recommend that you practice your juggling skills with a lovely pair of breasts instead of with various partners. These would make a cheeky Valentine's gift for your partner to enjoy playing with when yours aren't available, of course. These boobs also double as a soothing stress-ball, perfect for your desk at work. Or why not treat your hopelessly single mate to the closest thing they'll get to reaching second base for a while. We wouldn't want them to get too out of practice!

Juggling Boobs

£6.99

Kama Sutra Dice

£3.99

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Any hole's a goal for this not so little guy!. Hilarious novelty bottle stopper. Always happy to see you. Complete with peachy behind. Dimensions: 8cm high, 8cm wide. The perfect jokey yet practical gift for any adult who gets as excited as this guy when they see an open bottle! Well hopefully not quite as excited… Great for use in wine and spirit bottles, this well-endowed stopper boasts he can fit in almost any hole and stays in with the help of two rubber rings around his err equipment. This will definitely put a smile on your face and set the mood for the night's festivities! Dedicated to keeping your booze fresh, we recommend this Happy Man for a hen Party Decorations or anyone with a crude sense of humour.

The Happy Man Bottle Stopper

£4.00

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Super soft. Friendly faced. Perfect for kids and adults alike. Go purple with this edition of the vivacious vegetable collection from Jellycat. Its smiley face makes the toy very sweet. It could represent… other things… as well!

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Aubergine - Small

£14.00

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The ball busting stress reliever. Calm yourself down with these soft and durable testicles. Funny gift for both men and womenSurprisingly realistic!. Something driving you nuts? Time to squeeze the life out of these crown jewels. Our stressticles provide instant, satisfying stress relief for every type of situation. Cards and gifts are sent separately. Please view our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Stressticles Stress Ball

£4.99

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Grab a cuppa and let the positivity flow! Avoid those pesky stress-inducing ring stains with this adorable coaster by Scribbler.

Positivitea Coaster

£3.99

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Perfect gift for potty mouthed friends and relatives. 100 cards to ‘guide' you through your travels. The filthiest swear words and insults in every language. Ages 18+. Well you don't want to be that person who always goes abroad and can't communicate with the locals, do you? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world. Ever wondered how to say ‘Suck my balls bitch' in Nepali? Well here is your chance to learn how to be unbelievably rude to anyone and everyone. You have been warned.

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

£6.99

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Super soft. Friendly faced. Inspired by the marmite of the veg world. Perfect for kids and adults alike. Great for any broccoli fan. Go more green with this fantastic Broccoli edition to our Jellycat collection. Not only does it feel amazing but the sweet smile that it graces us with will make anyone feel more comfort. It's quirky and uniqueness will make people laugh but it will most likely become a fast favourite to the recipient. 16cm height by 13cm width.

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Broccoli

£18.00

Fantastic texture. Beautiful, vibrant colour. Sweet facial expression. Perfect for both kids and adults. Great for any carrot fan. Show them you carrot by giving them one of their five a day in the form of a super soft and friendly bright coloured cuddly Jellycat toy. With it's unique shape mimicking one of the best root vegetables out there, this will not only make them laugh but also give them comfort. It is guaranteed to become a fast favourite no matter who the recipient may be. 24cm height by 5cm width.

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Carrot

£14.00

Add a photo of your cuddly cat and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised face cushion!<br /><br />It is really important that you use a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly eg. it may not look like your example image!<br /><br />Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.<br /><br />

Mega Mush Cush Cat

£20.99

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