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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word Card
Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Another early card and still a best seller, and another one popular with frequent flyers. Over the years this has become my mantra.

Look Like I Fly Economy Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: One of my first big gay cards. I love the phrase and the image and I doubt I'll ever delete it.

Not As Gay As This Card
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Here's a very rude birthday card for someone. I'm sure they'll get the joke.

Cunt Alert Card
The most important question in working life at the moment. Forget hash-tag Me Too with this Dean Morris New Job card.

Porn Button Card
Celebrate their 50th birthday with this Dean Morris card and make it a fabulous day.

Fab 50 Card
Let your pussy speak for itself with this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card.

Happy Birthday From Me And My Pussy Card
Send your friends this rude Dean Morris card on their birthday.

Rude Birthday Card
Probs best to toss it in the bin in that case! Say happy birthday with this hilarious Dean Morris card and let them know just because you're a vegan, you still have a damn good sense of humour.

Vegan Birthday Cake Card
This Dean Morris card tells it like it is, so send this to your brother on his birthday.

Knobhead Brother Card
This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect for someone who loves a joke, especially on their birthday.

Camel Toe Card
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Give the fabulous couple this fabulous and colourful gay wedding card

Mrs And Mrs Gay Wedding Card
Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment.

Grown Into A Great Man Card
Here's a nice pretty colourful card to let someone know in the brightest way possible that they're really old!

Oh My Fuck You're So Old Card
Send this silly Dean Morris Birthday card to any friends who fart too much!

Good Fart Card
Happy Birthday To My Sexy Hunk Of A Husband. A great Dean Morris birthday card for the eye candy on your arm. A brilliant card for your other half.

Hunk Of A Husband Card
We Love Minge, by Dean Morris Cards. The haircuts may be atrocious but this card definitely says what needs to be said. Say happy Valentine's to your minge-loving partner-in-crime.

We Love Minge Card
They say you get wiser with age, well with every positive comes a negative unfortunately, so warn your friends with this brilliant birthday card by Dean Morris.

Never Trust A Fart Card
Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's though

Hands Up In The Pool Card
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We're all under the rulership of cats. Now here's a birthday card from them.

Happy Birthday Human Card
This card is perfect for a great all-rounder like your partner, he's a catch! So, let him know how you feel with this fantastic Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris.

Kindness To Animals Card
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Even if they can't speak, we all know what cats are thinking. Now you can share it with this rude birthday card.

Swearing Cats Card
So, there can be something better that Christmas! Send this hilarious Dean Morris card to someone who's got their priorities straight.

Fat Cock Card

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