So what sort of card would she like, you might ask? Well don’t panic as we have lots to choose from. If she has a funny sense of humour, then a funny birthday card is definitely for her, which is perfect as funny is what we do best. We’re not talking just your usual tongue and cheek jokes; we’re talking crossing that line kinda thing. You want to make her chuckle inside and out loud right? Let’s start with the wine drinker. We all have that friend or even mum, who loves a good old glass of wine once, or even a few times a week. Let’s highlight this comical joke with a card about classy people getting shitfaced. The classy bit is important (she’s still your mother remember!). What’s more, this card can be personalised with a name on the front. Imagine your best mate reading your card, as she happily opens her presents in front of the in-laws. Awkward!
Let’s not forget those ladies who just don’t believe their real age. Remind them that the older they get, the better they get, unless they’re a banana. That will reassure them of their ripening age. But age comes with beauty and what better way to say this to her then with a card that’s pretty, pink and says how gorgeous she is. Perfect for a best friend or a girlfriends birthday.
It might not be a best friend you’re looking for a card for, but your grandma, Nan or auntie. Your selection of card might not be as rude or funny for this occasion, if this is the case. We’d recommend a card which is a bit more traditional, yet still fun. Perhaps a floral card with her name on the front, or a photo upload card with both of you on the front. We love the photo upload cards, as you’re able to share a memory with the recipient on their Birthday. Just picture their smile when they open the card. This photo can be taken from your computer or even your Facebook page and uploaded at the click of a button. If you require the photo to be edited at all, we offer a selection of editing tools that allow the image to be resized or repositioned.
If she’s a very special lady, then we recommend buying her a large card. It’s big enough for your thoughtful message from yourself or even your whole team, if she’s a work colleague. Perfect for those work mates who just love a celebration and being the centre of attention for the afternoon. Once the card is received, everyone can write their own personal message to with the birthday girl a very happy birthday.If you’re sending a card to someone who enjoys a rude joke, then look no further as we have so many to share with you.
Not all cards need to be sweet, mix things up and play it a little rude. How about one that reminds them of how they popped out of their mum’s bottom! Or highlighting their saggy tits. Let’s face it; you’d have to have a good sense of humour to tolerate this kind of behaviour from a friend. But no one said you had to be nice of her Birthday right? We’re all about pushing those boundaries and creating a reaction. Just imagine your card innocently displayed on the table as their family arrive for celebratory cake. Your card will be the talking point, that’s for sure.
Your birthday card for women can come from selection of small, medium and large sizes and providing you buy online before 2pm you can send it direct to the recipient for next-day delivery. There’s also free UK delivery when you buy two or more cards.