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I choo choo choose you to get absolutely trashed with me! Let them know that you can't wait to be a hot mess with them on their birthday with this funny birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

All Aboard The Hot Mess Express

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Isn't this what's on all of our birthday lists? Jeffrey and Janice supply your dream card.

Massive Cock

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Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

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Do cats ever really care about humans? Send this Dean Morris card to someone who loves cats even if they don't love them back.

This Cat

Send this card by Dean Morris to someone who's as gay as their birthday.

Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Are

Is there someone in your life who loves taking selfies? Then send this Dean Morris card and let them know what you think of their selfies.

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies

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It can be so amusing to watch someone you know celebrate their birthday with pure excitement. Send this Dean Morris card, it'll be like looking in a mirror!

This Is You Every Birthday

This Dean Morris card is perfect for your friend for any occasion but remind them you give zero fucks about it.

Zero Fucks Given

Once you reach that certain age you can't be a dick anymore! So, send this Dean Morris card to someone who's still young enough to get away with it.

You're Young It's Ok To Be A Dick

Do you love beer more that you love them? Then this Dean Morris card is perfect for you.

Beer I Love You

Some wankers need professional help and that's where this guy could help you. Send this Dean Morris card to someone who needs help.

First Class Wanker

This Dean Morris card is for when your friend has had so much to drink that by the end of the day she ends up talking like this.

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am

Who doesn't love a pug in a little bow tie? Exactly. So, buy this Dean Morris card and brighten someone's day.

Pug In A Bow Tie

Wish someone a Happy Birthday with this hilarious card by Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday And All That Bollocks

Having a tosser for a friend is special so why not tell them with this Dean Morris card.

You Flash Tosser

Mr Trump always has something to say about everything and everyone including you. Send this Dean Morris card and let them know they're doing something right.

Donald Trump Hates You

Stressed out? Well, why not take some advice from this funny Dean Morris card.

Stressed Have A Wank

It's their birthday! Send them this silly Dean Morris card and celebrate with them.

Happy Birthday To You From The Blonde

Give them a gentle reminder that old age is right around the corner with this Dean Morris card.

Congratulations You're Now Officially An Old Fart

The truth will set you free with this great Dean Morris card.

Real Age

Are you obsessed with Pokemon? Well, we don't blame you. Let them know why you'll be missing out on their birthday with this Dean Morris card.

Catching Pokemon Instead

Send this Dean Morris card to your favourite ho this Christmas.

Big Ho Ho Ho

No one can stop you on your birthday! Send this Dean Morris card to someone who plans on getting totally wasted on their birthday.

I?m Getting Wasted

We all have that one person who drives us crazy no matter what. This card by Dean Morris is the one for them.

Birthdays Drive Me Up The Wall