Photography Cards from Scribbler

How did the cats hold the pen to write it, though? Dean Morris made the perfect card for the mad cat-person.

Happy Birthday From All Your Cats

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Isn't this what's on all of our birthday lists? Jeffrey and Janice supply your dream card.

Massive Cock

Do cats ever really care about humans? Send this Dean Morris card to someone who loves cats even if they don't love them back.

This Cat

You better enjoy your birthday in that case! Say happy birthday to someone who know the feeling of finding a poop in their shoe with this hilarious Scribbler card.

Shit In Ya Shoes

Dropping hints to an older relative, or just reminding your friend they got legless and dropped a load? Jeffrey and Janice provide the card.

It's All Shits And Giggles

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Never get so old that you smell of wee all the time. Dean Morris gives you a new worry about getting older for your birthday.

Never Smell Of Wee

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Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

Send this card by Dean Morris to someone who's as gay as their birthday.

Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Are

Send this Dean Morris card to a friend of yours who wants to dance the night away on their birthday.

Gusset

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When I Grow Up. General Greeting Card by KissMeKwik. Follow your dreams of becoming a big TV star, even if it means being on the Jeremy Kyle show!

When I Grow Up

Look at his cute little face! So sweet you could almost eat him. This Jolly Awesome card is perfect to send to someone on their special day.

Cake Hat

This Brainbox Candy card perfect to showcase your modesty whilst wishing someone a Happy Birthday!

As Amazing As I Am

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Send your valentine a red rose made out of paper with this card designed by Honeymoon Hotel for East End Prints.

Red Rose

Know someone who's world revolves aroung their dog? Send this Scribbler card and let them know that yes, their birthday is all about them, tomorrow is just another day all about the dog.

All About Me

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Life's a beach and then you die so take as many holidays as possible. A card by Honeymoon Hotel for East End Prints.

Holidaymakers

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Wave goodbye or say sea you soon with this wavey card from Honeymoon Hotel for East End Prints.

Waves

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A hideout, a cheap hotel and many other things that a motel could be used for can be celebrated with this card from Honeymoon Hotel for East End Prints.

Motel

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Make someone feel like they are in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with this acid trip card designed by Honeymoon Hotel for East End Prints.

Blue Cactus

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Celebrate a new step in life or just appreciate the aesthetic with this card from Honeymoon Hotel for East End Prints.

Pink Steps

Has your friend been a Bridezilla for her wedding? Gently let her know about her actions with this cute card by Jolly Awesome.

Bridezilla

Upload a photo to this Scribbler card, perfect for any occasion!

Full Photo Upload

Maybe you could make a dog-friendly cake as well! Say happy birthday to a doggie lover with this adorable Scribbler card.

What Do You Mean I Don't Get Cake!

Cats are all the same! Cold and calculating. Scribbler hit the nail on the head with this one! They give no shits about your birthday and would happily shit in your shoes if you didn't feed them!

Give Zero Shits About Your Birthday

A brilliant card from Dean Morris for your young-looking and frisky friend or girlfriend. Possibly for your wife if she has a very good sense of humour.

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