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Couldn't be bothered to buy an actual present, eh? This Scribbler card will persuade them they didn't need one.

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like

This Buddy Fernandez card will do for pretty much any occasion!

This'll Do

This Brainbox Candy card perfect to showcase your modesty whilst wishing someone a Happy Birthday!

As Amazing As I Am

Say it like it is with this hilariously naughty photo upload card. Make sure they know what they are!

Happy Birthday You Bellend

Teenagers might think your old now, but at least pensioners still think you're a kid. This Lucy Maggie card is perfect for someone who's twenties have now expired.

Your Twenties Have Expired

Say it like it is with this hilarious photo upload card. Make sure they know what they are!

Twat Sign

This Jelly Armchair card is perfect to send to someone who seems quiet on the outside but loves to get shit-faced.

Panda Is Shit Faced

I just Want You, by Full Fat.You just want them, but I'm sure a puppy would be nice? Send this super sweet card this Valentine's day to show how much you want them.

I just Want You

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

Remind them that they're no longer a young adult with this great Buddy Fernandez card.

Thirty Today! Well That's Depressing

Well when you really think about it? Brainbox Candy hit the nail on the head with this card.

On Second Thoughts

This Brainbox Candy card shows that birthdays aren't for the faint hearted.

Birthday Bum Sex

Houston, we have a birthday! Send this interstellar card by Scribbler to someone special.

Out Of This World Birthday

Wish them a space-tactular birthday with this interstellar card by Scribbler.

Spaceships!

A leaving card by Scribbler for someone with a great sense of humour.

Oh You're Leaving, Thank Fuck For That

A great card from Stormy Knight for every sort of celebratory occasion.

Over The Moon For You

A beauty of a card by Scribbler will fit any occasion with a smile.

Paint Me Like One Of Your French Girls

This Scribbler card is for that person you hope is too dumb to see the real farewell message, and can't wait to see the back of.

It's Been A Pleasure

This Scribbler card is perfect to send for any occasion, or when you just want to say hello.

A Little Note

Wish your grandson this space-tactular birthday with this card by Scribbler.

Out Of This World Grandson

Show them your love and support with this brilliant Scribbler card.

CON-GAY-TULATIONS

Bee generous this Valentine's and make them buzz with this adorable card by Scribbler.

Bee Mine

We can pretend all you want, but it still makes you a bad friend! Make up for it with this brilliant Scribbler card.

Let's Pretend This Isn't Late

I mean if that isn't love, I don't know what is! Send this Dean Morris card to your fart-ner!

Couples That Fart Together