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Couldn't be bothered to buy an actual present, eh? This Scribbler card will persuade them they didn't need one.

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like

Say it like it is with this hilariously naughty photo upload card. Make sure they know what they are!

Happy Birthday You Bellend

No likes it when 30 shows up after being a fancy free 20 something. This funny Buddy Fernandez card is for that friend who thinks it's the end of the world for them.

30 Holy Fuck

Some people hate when others use the big four-oh so why not just say fuck it with this card by Buddy Fernandez.

Fuck Forty

Turning eighteen is a big deal and they finally won't need a fake ID to live it up on the dancefloor. Congratulate their adulthood with this cool card by Buddy Fernandez.

Eighteen, No More Fake ID Boom

They've just turned 16 so, there's now a some much they can do. Remind them to have fun but whatever you do, please don't get pregnant with this Buddy Fernandez card.

16 Today Have Fun Don't Get Pregnant

This Buddy Fernandez card is a plain and simple way of letting someone you know how much you don't care about them.

Who Gives A Shit

Remind them that they're no longer a young adult with this great Buddy Fernandez card.

Thirty Today! Well That's Depressing

Nowadays everything is so accessible from home, people forget how difficult life was, especially when it came to buying porn! Send this silly Buddy Fernandez card on their birthday.

Buying Porn From The Newsagent

This Cardmix card will put a smile on someone's face on any occasion.

Smiley

There's plenty of fish in the sea, luckily, you've already caught yours, let them know you want to hold onto them for life with this Brainbox Candy card.

You're The Only Fish In The Sea For Me

Chuck Norris knows how to treat 40, so send this Buddy Fernandez card and give your friends some much needed advice.

Chuck Norris

Send this offensive Buddy Fernandez card to a friend who grew up in the 80's.

Child Of The 80's

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to a friend who's old enough to remember Woman in Red, let alone pausing it to catch a bit of bush!

A Bit Of Bush!

Are you surprised someone actually employed your mate? Well, send this hilarious Buddy Fernandez card and let them know!

I Can't Believe Someone Actually Employed You

Send this card by Buddy Fernandez to your friends on their wedding day. Hopefully they can take a joke!

I Give It Six Months Tops

Time may have passed but the attraction is still there so, send this silly Buddy Fernandez card to your sexy significant other.

I Still Definitely Would

No one likes the idea of getting old so why not join the club to fight it. Use this Brainbox Candy card to honour their membership!

Old As Fuck Club

This Buddy Fernandez card will do for pretty much any occasion!

This'll Do

Let them know that they were a complete after thought with this hilarious card by Buddy Fernandez.

Left At The Garage

Does his Dad have looks that only a Mother could love? Send this silly Buddy Fernandez card and hope he take after his Mum instead.

Hope He Looks Like His Mum

This is the perfect card for when you can't be arsed. This Buddy Fernandez is perfect for any occasion.

Generic Greeting Cards

Send this card by Buddy Fernandez to your colleague when they leave, you can almost guarantee someone you signed it won't know who they are!

Have No Idea Who You Are Birthday

You're buying him this Buddy Fernandez card, so it must be magical!

I've Seen Your Willy