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Valentine's Gifts

Ahh it’s the most lovey-dovey time of year! Bored of giving the same old flowers and chocolate? Ditch the cliches and make your partner feel special with our rude, romantic and totally unique Valentine’s Day gifts. We’ve got the perfect present for every kind of lover!
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Lick me!. Breast lolly ever. Strawberry flavour. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Nipple anyone? It's fair to say that this lollipop is just asking to be licked! This strawberry flavoured Boobie Pop is a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates a good boob in life, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Boobie Pop

£2.99

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Sex Socks

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<p>Unleash Double The Fun With Stormtrooper Beer Pale Ale Gift Set</p><p>This Twin for the Win pack is the perfect gift for craft beer enthusiasts and Star Wars fans alike. </p><p>It features two exceptionally tasty 330 ml cans of 4.8% ABV Galactic Pale Ale, paired with a tactical drinking chalice and elegantly presented in a durable and eye-catching gift pack.</p><p>Contains 2 x 330 ml cans of Galactic Pale Ale 2.0 (4.8% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 384 ml / 13.5 fl. oz. Original Stormtrooper toughened Craft Ale Glass with front and back print &amp; nucleation </p><p>Contains allergens - Malted barley and wheat </p><p>Keep cold, drink fresh Brewed by Vocation Brewery</p>

Galactic Pale Ale Beer Gift Pack

£16.00

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<p>Treat yourself or a fellow chocoholic to a decadent hot chocolate experience with these Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate Bombs.</p><p> Each one is crafted from premium Belgian milk chocolate complimented with the indulgent flavour of salted caramel, and filled with a generous helping of marshmallows for an added touch of sweetness. </p><p>To create a rich, creamy salted caramel-flavoured hot chocolate, put one hot chocolate bomb into your favourite mug, slowly pour steaming hot milk over the top, and watch as the chocolate melts away to reveal the fluffy marshmallows within</p><p>Ingredients: </p><p>Salted caramel chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole MILK powder, skimmed MILK powder, cocoa mass, caramel powder, lactose (MILK), whey powder (MILK), salt, emulsifier: SOYA lecithin, flavourings), marshmallows (glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, dextrose, water, stabiliser: sorbitol, pork gelatine, maize starch, flavouring, colours: E100, E120, E162).For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS. May also contain cereals containing gluten (wheat), egg, sesame, nuts and peanuts.</p>

Salted Caramel Hot Choc Bombs

£9.95

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<p style="margin: 0px 0px 1rem; color: #1f2124; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Indulge in 6 Caramel White Choc Mackerel Shapes - a delicious, timeless flavor. </p><p style="margin: 0px 0px 1rem; color: #1f2124; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Plus, they come in a limited edition tin and eco-friendly, plastic-free packaging.<span data-mce-style="font-size: 0.875rem;" style="font-size: 0.875rem;"></span></p><p style="margin: 0px; color: #1f2124; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>Ingredients:&nbsp;</strong>Blonde chocolate 100% (sugar, cocoa butter, skimmed&nbsp;<strong>milk</strong>&nbsp;powder, whey powder (<strong>milk</strong>),&nbsp;<strong>milk&nbsp;</strong>fat, butter (<strong>milk</strong>), sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla). Blonde chocolate contains 30% (min) cocoa butter, 24%&nbsp;<strong>milk</strong>&nbsp;solids.</p>

Caramel White Choc Mackerel Shapes

£8.50

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Coloured Hearts Confetti

£3.99

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Pink and Red Confetti Balloons

£3.99

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>WE MEAN THE BIRD!!! We're not always rude, you know! Keep your feet toasty with a cute little Blue Tit! Unisex, adult size 6-11 BELLEND SOCKS If there are no other words to describe someone other than &lsquo;bellend', then what a perfect gift these socks will make. Let's face it &ndash; we ALL know at least 5 people these would be perfect for. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Nice Tits Socks

£5.99

Lick me!. Calling all cock-suckers. The world's first multi-coloured, multi-flavoured penis lollipop. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. What's better than a lolly in the shape of a willy? A rainbow willy, of course! This Rainbow Cock Pop is the perfect shape to be sucked and makes for a highly satisfying sweet treat. It would make a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates the male form, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Rainbow Cock Pop

£3.99

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Gummy Kama Sutra Sweets

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<p>Experience Double The Delight With Stormtrooper Beers Craft Lager Gift Set.</p><p>This Two Can Do It pack is the perfect gift for craft beer enthusiasts and Star Wars fans alike.</p><p>It features two exceptionally tasty 330 ml cans of 5% ABV Lightspeed Pilsner, paired with a tactical drinking chalice and elegantly presented in a durable and eye-catching gift pack. 2 x 330 ml cans of Lightspeed Pilsner (5% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 384 ml / 13.5 fl. oz.</p><p>Original Stormtrooper toughened Craft Ale Glass with front and back print &amp; nucleation</p><p>Contains allergens - Malted barley and wheat </p><p>Keep cold, drink fresh </p><p>Brewed by Vocation Brewery</p>

Lightspeed Pilsner Beer Gift Pack

£16.00

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Youre The Tits Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Youre The Tits Socks

£5.99

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Candy Kittens Wild Strawberry Sweets

£3.50

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<p>This wonderfully crisp, award winning (Silver at The Gin Masters) fragrant gin is the perfect balance of juniper, fresh sage and crisp russet apple. </p><p>Tapping into the current trend for flavoured gins, but without creating an overly sweet gin, One Gin use the oil from the pip of the russet apple to deliver crisp apple freshness distilled as a London Dry.<br /><br />One Gin is bottled at 43%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free</p>

One Gin Crisp Apple

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Do you have feet? Do you love cock? Then what more could you want?! Socks that state the obvious. Unisex, adult size 6-11 I'M A RAY OF SUNSHINE SOCKS For that shining, happy, positive friend of yours. Or the miserable sod in the office &ndash; your choice. Unisex, adult size 6-11

I Love Cock Socks

£5.99

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<p>Introducing Black Lines Margarita Cocktail&nbsp; - Born in Mexico. Raised in California. </p><p>A modern classic with a kick.</p><ul> <li>LOS ARCOS</li> <li>AGAVE</li> <li>LIME</li> <li>CHILLI&nbsp;</li></ul><p>12.7% ABV Each bottle is 500ML, containing 5 serves at 100ML.</p><p>Spicy Tommy's Margarita contains no allergens. It is Gluten Free and Dairy Free.&nbsp;</p>

Spicy Tommys Margarita Cocktail

£24.00

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An unforgettable smooth, aromatic vodka bursting with citrus zest and fresh herbal notes.<br /><br />Created by multi-awarded master distiller Sion Edwards, new One Vodka features One Gin's signature botanical of fresh sage, plus beautiful zesty citrus notes and a subtle hint of vanilla.<br /><br />One Vodka is bottled at 40%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free.

One Vodka

£35.00

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Willy Socks

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<p>Introducing Black Lines Espresso Martini...Dick Bradsell's gift to the world but remastered.</p><p>A velvety mix of bittersweet addiction. </p><p>A popular party drink; keep drinking, keep staying awake.</p><ul> <li> SAPLING VODKA </li> <li>ORIGIN COLD BREW COFFEE ESPRESSO LIQUEUR</li></ul><p>13% ABVEach bottle is 500ML, containing 5 serves at 100ML. </p><p>The Black Lines Espresso Martini contains no allergens. It is Gluten Free, Dairy Free and suitable for Vegans.</p>

Espresso Martini Cocktail

£24.00

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Candy Kittens Very Cherry Sweets

£3.50

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