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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.. Adapted from the American version for sick people who spell properly.. Expanded to 600 cards!. New 2.0 version with over 150 new cards.. If you have a sick sense of humour, then you'll know all about the global phenomenon that is Cards Against Humanity. It's strictly those whose mind is in the gutter and now, things just took an even greater turn against humanity with the new 2.0 version. With over 250 new cards to amuse your dark side, this new pack has also expanded to 600 cards, a whole 50 more than before. You know the drill and in case you don't, one player asks a question from a black card and everyone answers with their funniest white card. This new pack is the perfect addition to any adult game night. It also makes pre drinks that more epic as well as getting any hen and stag do fired up!

Cards Against Humanity V2.0 UK Edition

£34.99

An adult Party Decorations game for meme lovers.. Got what it takes to out meme your friends?. Compete to create the funniest meme by pairing Caption Cards with the Photo Card.. A rotating judge decides the winner each round.. With 435 cards, 360 captions and 75 photos, What Do You Meme? Is the ultimate adult Party Decorations night game. These cards also come with a gloss coated finish for durability, an easel and bonus rules! Also ideal for stags and hens, this hilarious game will have you trying to out meme your friends. Each time a new round starts a new judge is selected while you pair caption cards with photo cards. The game comes shrink wrapped in a custom box and is ready for you and your friends to get playing straight away.

Cards Against Humanity: Absurd Box

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The book equivalent of a cold shower. Ideal gift for a hormonal teenager. Curated collection of off-putting images. Strangely fascinating. Effective 99% of the time. Maybe you know a teenager who spends an abnormal amount of time alone in their bedroom, or just have a friend with a really high libido? If anything can save them from their addiction and successfully make their nether regions shrivel up inside themselves, then it's *this* specific book of images. This frankly bizarre selection of images, from someone clipping their nails, to an old woman playing piano, will likely make you feel increasingly uncomfortable and (hopefully) the least in the mood you've ever felt in your life! Flick through this novelty paperback book with friends for a strange yet hilarious experience, or save it for those moments of weakness when you're tempted to go solo and you'll save yourself a fortune in tissues.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

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Fresh AF, no stale memes allowed. Hilarious expansion pack for the original Party Decorations game. 90 caption cards, 25 photo cards. Recommended for adults only (sorry kids). What's better than memes? More memes!. If you're obsessed with the original What Do You Meme? card game, and have frankly played it to death, up the ante by adding a fresh load of memes with this new expansion pack! The thing about memes is that there are constantly new ones popping up, and we're so thankful for it. You do need the core game to play, but this adult card game is perfect for parties, holidays, pre drinks, and any other occasion you can think of (with at least 3 people)! Simply match captions to the meme and the funniest *cough* rudest, wins! Whether you're someone who's up-to-date with the latest memes or not, it really doesn't matter, this game is still hilarious and easy to enjoy!

What Do You Meme: Fresh Memes Expansion Pack

£12.99

Essential guide to getting fit. It's the SHIIT. Ultimate multi-tasking. Includes 40 black and white illustrations. You've probably heard of a HIIT workout, but have you heard of the latest new fitness craze that's sweeping the nation faster than diarrhoea? Why bother with paying for a gym membership when your own bathroom will do the job, you don't even have to get up! Get fit from the comfort of your toilet with this book of essential SHIIT exercises you can do while taking a shit. Make full use of all that otherwise wasted sitting down time with different exercises of varying intensities, illustrated and explained for beginners. These are all rated on a scale of 1 to 4 shits difficulty rating so you can gradually build up your workout. This would make a hilarious gift for someone who wants to get fit this New Year, or maybe your dad who spends an inordinate amount of time sat on the toilet!

The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Shiit

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Lick me!. Breast lolly ever. Strawberry flavour. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Nipple anyone? It's fair to say that this lollipop is just asking to be licked! This strawberry flavoured Boobie Pop is a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates a good boob in life, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

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Perfect gift for potty mouthed friends and relatives. 100 cards to ‘guide' you through your travels. The filthiest swear words and insults in every language. Ages 18+. Well you don't want to be that person who always goes abroad and can't communicate with the locals, do you? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world. Ever wondered how to say ‘Suck my balls bitch' in Nepali? Well here is your chance to learn how to be unbelievably rude to anyone and everyone. You have been warned.

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

£6.99

A comical twist on a card game classic. Great for adults (only) looking to have a f*cking good time. Easy to play. Attractive and bold designs. 2+ players. Looking for a quick game of something easy, fun and a bit naughty? Then this foul-mouthed version of the classic game snap is a great game to add to the roster. With it's beautifully designed cards showcasing some of the best dirty words out there, this version of snap will get all participants laughing.

Massive Cock Socks

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Cards Against Humanity V2.0 UK Edition

What Do You Meme?

Giant Breast

Penis Pokey

One Liners Awesome Insults

Cards Against Humanity: Absurd Box

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

What Do You Meme: Fresh Memes Expansion Pack

The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Shiit

Boobie Pop

Rainbow Cock Pop

Don't Be A Cunt Notebook

Shut The Fuck Up Bell

PG Tits Coaster

Best Fucking Day Birthday Bunting And Balloon Kit

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

Swear Snap

Little Book of Foreign Swear

Shag Yourself Slim

Massive Cock Socks

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