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Offensive Stationery Set
- 5 x novelty ball point pens
- Give the middle finger to pen stealers
- Rude gold foiled phrases
- Not suitable for children
These highly offensive and hilario… read more
Offensive Stationery Set - SA0258
- 5 x novelty ball point pens
- Give the middle finger to pen stealers
- Rude gold foiled phrases
- Not suitable for children
These highly offensive and hilarious pens are guaranteed to make your shitty office job slightly more bearable. As well as being fancy looking, good quality pens, why not stage a small rebellion at your desk while displaying whichever rude phrase most takes your fancy in the moment!
Are you sick of losing your best pens to all your cheap-ass colleagues? Get your revenge with a choice-worded message whichever one of these happens to missing and maybe they'll think twice next time! This despicable set includes 5 different designs such as "Hands off my pen, prick" and "The dull fuckers think I'm working."
This would make an inspired present for any office worker with a wicked sense of humour, plus a certain amount of pent-up anger and resentment.
| Delivery Option | Price | Delivery Time |
|---|---|---|
| UK First Class | £3.99 per address |
Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days. |
| UK Special Delivery | £5.99 per address | Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri. |
In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips!
*We recognise that we can always do more, and some exclusions do apply. If your item is fragile we may use bubblewrap for extra protection. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier.
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Unfortunately our gift items are not currently available for delivery outside of the UK.
