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It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan

  • Did someone say heatwave?
  • Fan-bloody-tastic USB fan
  • Hilariously rude (but factually accurate) pink light up message
  • Perfect gift for someone who loves to complainread more
£9.99
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It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan - SA0146

  • Did someone say heatwave?
  • Fan-bloody-tastic USB fan
  • Hilariously rude (but factually accurate) pink light up message
  • Perfect gift for someone who loves to complain
  • Say no to sweat, make life a breeze!

There’s nothing we in the UK love more than complaining about the weather, and uncharacteristically good weather is no different. Especially when most of our homes come without precious AC!

Save your breath from telling everyone you meet how warm it is and just use your own personal fan to spread the word – in case people hadn’t noticed! This novelty gift is perfect for that one ridiculously hot week in the year when the country turns into the Seventh Ring of Hell, or for taking on your holibobs. Plug into any USB port, and why not make it portable by using a power bank to bring it on your travels!

With the help of this fan, not only the sun will brighten your day – you’ll be the coolest kid in town! Put a smile on everyone’s face and save extensive wrist action for other pursuits…

Delivery Option Price Delivery Time
 UK First Class £3.99 per address
 Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days.
 UK Special Delivery £5.99 per address Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri. 
*Excludes UK Bank Holidays.

In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips!

*We recognise that we can always do more, and some exclusions do apply. If your item is fragile we may use bubblewrap for extra protection. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier.

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