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5 x novelty ball point pens. Give the middle finger to pen stealers. Rude gold foiled phrases. Not suitable for children. These highly offensive and hilarious pens are guaranteed to make your shitty office job slightly more bearable. As well as being fancy looking, good quality pens, why not stage a small rebellion at your desk while displaying whichever rude phrase most takes your fancy in the moment! Are you sick of losing your best pens to all your cheap-ass colleagues? Get your revenge with a choice-worded message whichever one of these happens to missing and maybe they'll think twice next time! This despicable set includes 5 different designs such as "Hands off my pen, prick" and "The dull fuckers think I'm working." This would make an inspired present for any office worker with a wicked sense of humour, plus a certain amount of pent-up anger and resentment.

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