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Seriously rude gift for your favourite cunt
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

If they’re cunt and proud of it, send them the rudest gift you can find with these blue and white socks that’ll label them for the whole world to see. Perfect for a foul-mouthed friend with a wicked sense of humour and a fondness for the c-word!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this explicit design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these outrageously offensive socks in their life and would relish in raising eyebrows wherever they went.

The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Shiit

£7.99

Perfect gift for potty mouthed friends and relatives. 100 cards to ‘guide' you through your travels. The filthiest swear words and insults in every language. Ages 18+. Well you don't want to be that person who always goes abroad and can't communicate with the locals, do you? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world. Ever wondered how to say ‘Suck my balls bitch' in Nepali? Well here is your chance to learn how to be unbelievably rude to anyone and everyone. You have been warned.

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

£6.99

<ul><li>Tits delicious! </li><li>Handmade dark, milk & white Belgian chocolate </li><li>Gift box with 9 x novelty edible boobies </li><li>Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist!) </li><li>Box Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 2.5cm </li></ul><p>Feeling naughty? You’re in for a real treat with these cheeky chocolate boobs! The perfect gift for a friend or lover on any special occasion, or just to show they’re your breastie. <br /><br />Packaged in a smart gift box, this chocolate collection has been handmade in Somerset using the finest Belgian milk, dark and white chocolate. Go on, give ‘em a bite! <br /><br />Please be aware that is product contains milk, soya and natural carmine colouring which is not suitable for vegetarians. It may also contain nut traces. Store in a cool dry place. </p>

Cards Against Humanity V2.0 UK Edition

£34.99

The book equivalent of a cold shower. Ideal gift for a hormonal teenager. Curated collection of off-putting images. Strangely fascinating. Effective 99% of the time. Maybe you know a teenager who spends an abnormal amount of time alone in their bedroom, or just have a friend with a really high libido? If anything can save them from their addiction and successfully make their nether regions shrivel up inside themselves, then it's *this* specific book of images. This frankly bizarre selection of images, from someone clipping their nails, to an old woman playing piano, will likely make you feel increasingly uncomfortable and (hopefully) the least in the mood you've ever felt in your life! Flick through this novelty paperback book with friends for a strange yet hilarious experience, or save it for those moments of weakness when you're tempted to go solo and you'll save yourself a fortune in tissues.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

£7.99

6 Chapters of insults. Each chapter is for a different occasion. Stunning red hardback design. Arm yourself with the world's most powerful weapon - words!. You know that sinking feeling when you think of a great retort, about ten minutes after you could have said it? We do and it's one frustrating sensation. But hang on a minute, the One Liners Awesome Insults is here to have you prepped and ready to zing a quality comeback at any time. Including six chapters chocked full of hilarious insults, this little red side kick has a different subject for each occasion. This is a perfect stocking filler for those with a cheeky sense of humour as well as a great gift for that co-worker that needs a bit of help with their comebacks. This book is full of quips for those annoying parents of yours, those nagging teachers and of course those micky taking friends of yours. Arm yourself and become a rude wordsmith today.

Cards Against Humanity: Absurd Box

£20.00

The original hard candy message of love. Treat yourself to a bag of mini heart-shaped sugar sweeties. Each heart is printed with a cheesy message such as. "Be Mine", "Kiss Me", "My Guy , "Cutie Pie", or "Miss You". Suitable for vegetarians.

Penis Pokey

£7.99

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