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Just Scratched My Arse Hand Sanitiser

  • Calling all you dirty buggers!
  • Kills bacteria in seconds
  • 62% ethyl alcohol
  • Handy travel-size
  • 60ml bottle

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Just Scratched My Arse Hand Sanitiser - SC0099

  • Calling all you dirty buggers!
  • Kills bacteria in seconds
  • 62% ethyl alcohol
  • Handy travel-size
  • 60ml bottle

Who would have thought the must-have accessory for 2020 would be hand sanitiser? Pop this novelty bottle in your bag and never leave the house without it again!

Charming… who knows where that hand has been!? Be safe rather than sorry and if in doubt: sanitise! Simply massage the gel into your hands until fully absorbed – it’s that easy! This would make a thoughtful yet cheeky gift for any loved one with some bad habits.

Despite what Donald Trump may say, this product is for external use only. Please keep away from eyes and out of reach of children, unless supervised by an adult. 

Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

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Price
Delivery Time
Delivery option
Courier
Price

£2.75 (per item)

Delivery Time

All of our gifts are delivered by courier. Guaranteed delivery within 1-3 working days, for all orders placed before 1:00pm Mon-Fri.

Delivery option
UK Special Delivery
Price

£7.29 (per item)

Delivery Time

Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 1:00pm Mon-Fri.

 
*Excludes UK Bank Holidays.

Unfortunately our gift items are not currently available for delivery outside of the UK.

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