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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

  • The book equivalent of a cold shower
  • Ideal gift for a hormonal teenager
  • Curated collection of off-putting images
  • Strangely fascinating
  • Effective 99% of the tim… read more
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Images You Should Not Masturbate To - RC0535

  • The book equivalent of a cold shower
  • Ideal gift for a hormonal teenager
  • Curated collection of off-putting images
  • Strangely fascinating
  • Effective 99% of the time

Maybe you know a teenager who spends an abnormal amount of time alone in their bedroom, or just have a friend with a really high libido? If anything can save them from their addiction and successfully make their nether regions shrivel up inside themselves, then it's *this* specific book of images.

This frankly bizarre selection of images, from someone clipping their nails, to an old woman playing piano, will likely make you feel increasingly uncomfortable and (hopefully) the least in the mood you've ever felt in your life!

Flick through this novelty paperback book with friends for a strange yet hilarious experience, or save it for those moments of weakness when you're tempted to go solo and you'll save yourself a fortune in tissues.

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