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Edible Anus Chocolate
Edible Anus Chocolate

Edible Anus Chocolate

  • A hole lot of deliciousness!
  • 6 x edible anuses
  • Belgian milk chocolate
  • Elegant presentation box
  • Suitable for vegetarians

These realistically det… read more

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Edible Anus Chocolate - SA0729

  • A hole lot of deliciousness!
  • 6 x edible anuses
  • Belgian milk chocolate
  • Elegant presentation box
  • Suitable for vegetarians

These realistically detailed chocolates are the perfect cast of an ass hole… And could also make the perfect gift for one!

This unassuming box of milk chocolates will guarantee you a reaction, no matter the recipient or occasion. Whether you want to show someone what you think of them with a hilarious Secret Santa, or show someone what you want to do with them with a suggestive Valentines gift — this unique product will do the job of both delighting and insulting!

Handcrafted in the UK, these chocolates definitely do not taste like the real thing (thankfully). As a gift they are delicious and yet entirely tasteless. Please be aware that this chocolate is not suitable for vegans, it contains milk, soya and possible traces of nuts.

Delivery Option Price Delivery Time
 UK First Class £3.99 per address
  Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days.
 UK Special Delivery £5.99 per address Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri. 
*Excludes UK Bank Holidays.

In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips!

*We recognise that we can always do more, and some exclusions do apply. If your item is fragile we may use bubblewrap for extra protection. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier.

Please note that cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Unfortunately our gift items are not currently available for delivery outside of the UK.

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